Day three of just constantly humming The Ballad of Ambrose and Gunnel to myself #severance

This place is just a Chinese-owned version of Guiney’s. I’m calling it Chuiney’s from now on

Connections has big plans for tonight 😳

NOTHING prepared me for that first comment 🫣

New way to annoy wife: pronouncing cement like semen-t

Thoughts with the poor woman beside me at the bar yesterday, who was practising her round order under her breath for 5 minutes only to start with “can I get a gingle din…” and have the barman start laughing at her

Anyone want free tickets to windings tonight in Dolan’s?

Just in the jetland and the powers gone out. CHAOS

Bridget’s cross for the day that’s in it

Dunnes wants me to just go nuts for the weekend apparently

Aran islands, predicted gusts of TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN KM/H at 6am. That would SMASH previous wind records for Ireland

A nation once again

Maybe we should put a brick on the trampoline

Simon Harris trying to blame Sinn Fein for today’s shit show. This is your own making ffg, you’re trying to pull a fast one and you know it. Pathetic first acts.

Know anyone that needs or is looking for two tickets Mike ? Daughters rugby game got rescheduled and it's smack bang in the middle of it 5pm in Cobh ffs

Do we reckon this thaw is coming tomorrow? How many layers will we require for thomond park on Saturday?!

People still giving out about “scaremongering” weather warnings; this is all the evidence you need to justify giving people a little bit of advance warning

Watch out Limerick CEOs 👀

Raging #hootenanny

Happy new year you xx

Yes girl!! #hootenanny

Just to calm people down, there dhl missed delivery slip thing that’s being shared around dating it’s a scam; it isn’t. The address is legit and the package number is real. Someone is either paranoid or misleading

Anyone know who this guy Thomas O Sullivan is who turns up in #carryon movie as the Irish pilot? Doesn’t seem to have any previous IMDb , curious to know his story

“Those escooters are a death trap!!” www.rte.ie/news/world/2...

Found at the back of my work desk, now there’s a blast from the past

Got the cat his name tag

SIMPLY HAVING A

Who do Rockshore think is going to be motivated to choose their lager by them having Ronan Keating in an ad?

Hmm, tonight is recycle bin night here, and right now that would mean the next recycle bin is Xmas day…so will it be before or after that they move it to… dad stress runs through me

Sure you’re all fans of Luigi Mangione now, but let’s see how you are when he starts singing and dancing with Lady Gaga at his court case

But girl, the boycott…

You’ve got the wrong guy, you’re looking for Waluigi Mangione

Hows retirement Johnny? Grand yeah, Andy still lets me pick the team so not much different #LateLateToyShow

If I was doing the trolley dash, 146 PS5s, no messing #LateLateToyShow

A lesser person would shout “MORE Dublin kids?!” Surely it should be some kid who can see Skellig Michael from their Kerry house for the Star Wars bit #LateLateToyShow

Fine speed on the roll on section this year, inevitable we’d get crashes #LateLateToyShow

I’d a lad try to sell me some space seeds once #latelatetoyshow

“Oh you said you like crystal globe?!” *Chris De Burgh stomps away backstage* #latelatetoyshow

Right, feel we need a double/triple act of kids next, proper chaos #latelatetoyshow

Trad fusion Thunderstruck is an instant classic. Get that on Youtube @latelateshow.rte.ie !!! #ToyShow

We’re into the fever dream acts very early this year #latelatetoyshow

#latelatetoyshow why are Irish crowds so bad at clapping in rhythm?!

“This show contains product placement” #latelatetoyshow

MUNSTER NAME TEAM FOR #MUNvSTA Brought to you by NTES #SUAF

The theme for tonight’s #latelatetoyshow has been revealed to be the opening scenes from the wizard of oz

“…fuck”