Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Jerry Demings needs to do a better job at selling himself. Fuck Jolly, we need an actual Democrat to be governor of Florida, not a team switching Republican

Arnold Palmer would never

Tiger Woods crashing his car while under the influence of something, then immediately calling Donald Trump to weasel his way out of it, is the perfect metaphor for Trump’s second term.

What the fuck did he think this would do other than make everyone opposing him laugh their asses off at him

Nobody's gonna buy it but I'm selling a case and a gun on CS2 on steam for $420 and $420.69 respectively for the meme

I be in situations

Apple now makes the best price to performance laptop on the market. With that said, APPLE!!! BRING BACK THE IPHONE SE, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!

The canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about

We are Israel’s bitch

Triceratops

JAAAAAACK HUUUUUUUUGHES

I tried the rizzler Arizona flavor and I have to admit, it's pretty solid

So one of the Newsom defenders posted a list of pro-trans bills that Newsom signed since the Charlie Kirk interview in order to try to defend him. I had a hunch so I looked them up. All of them were passed by the legislature with Veto-Proof majorities. Every. Single. One.

Reverend Jesse Jackson was one of America’s greatest patriots. He spent his life summoning all of us to fulfill the promise of America and building the coalitions to make that promise real.

Rev. Jesse Jackson dedicated his life to expanding who gets to belong in American democracy. From civil rights to economic justice, he challenged power and widened the path for Black Americans. May we honor his legacy not just with words, but by continuing the work. www.nbcnews.com/news/obituar...

America has lost a titan in the struggle for civil rights and racial justice. From his days at the side of Dr. King, to his moral leadership in this century, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Sr. spent his life pushing our nation closer to its own ideal.

Gwen and I are joining Americans in mourning the loss of our friend, Reverend Jesse Jackson. I could always pick up the phone for his wisdom and historic perspective.

Rev. Jesse Jackson was a giant of the civil rights movement. He broke down barriers, inspired generations, and kept hope alive. Our state, nation, and world are better due to his years of service. I’m ordering flags to half-mast to honor him. May his memory be a blessing.

Rest in power Reverend Jesse Jackson, May the world remember your mission and may your legacy never die

I genuinely had to describe to someone that it is possible to be Jewish while practicing another religion due to how ethnicities work lmao

I love how due to the right's chronic unwillingness to enjoy anything, the left has beer, guns, football, and NASCAR

Here is my conclusion after sitting through Maxwell's deposition with her refusing to answer a single question about the men who raped underage girls, saying she would only do so for clemency. She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.

hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨

Congratulations Seahawks fans, I was rooting for y'all since my birds didn't make it

I think the Seahawks should just keep getting field goals so we can see more of Blitz cause he's hot Like so hot

That looked fucking PAINFUL

That was an excellent halftime show

I will say that North Jersey is fucking stupid for almost electing Malinowski in the Democratic primary. Like I'm literally from the district that he originally served in and he didn't do jack diddly fuck for us

A little except from the physical release I’m planning on having with @awoominatirecords.com :3

I have a bit of a confession and it's not something that I'm trying to say to earn pity points or have people treat me like a victim of anything I have experienced multiple ego deaths throughout my life to the point where I don't have a strong self-identity. The reason I am saying this is because

I don't think that Donald Trump or his administration knows what they did by executing that man. We're all fucking angry now. Even the ones that supported him are realizing that they're not safe with their guns anymore, even people who were apathetic are now seeing what this fucker has done.

¡El pueblo unido jamas sera vencido! youtube.com/shorts/5wNdW...

furries say fuck ICE 🐐: @grapeschitz.com 🐕: @doubledogx2.bsky.social 🐆: @snepstuffs.bsky.social

Discord is shitting itself

i'm reskeeting as much as i can regarding news and resources on ICE. i'm not gonna apologize for filling up your feed with things that you don't like.

I truly believe that 90% of all Republican ideology can be explained by Little-Man Syndrome.

My car's heat doesn't work and it's supposed to be below freezing all week.

I'm glad that he's not governor anymore because Phil Murphy was really starting to piss me off

Kristi Noem has been a complete and total failure at her job. She has violated her oath and has allowed ICE agents to terrorize our communities. That’s why I’m joining @robinkelly.house.gov in calling for her impeachment. We deserve better, she’s gotta go.

Kevin Patullo is still fired

You suppose this is going to lead to Disney, PlayStation and Lego backing out of their shares of Epic Games?

Kevin Patullo needs to be working for AT&T the way he's messing up calls

People who don't like black licorice are weak

Big news is cooking in the background, I will announce it as soon as I have a concrete answer as to what is happening

Murphy is a dumbass and I'm so glad we're getting rid of him in a few more days.

I’m not sharing the video of the shooting in Minneapolis. But I’ll echo Mayor Jacob Frey in telling ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis. Get the fuck out of Chicago. Stop terrorizing immigrant communities. Just fuck off and leave.

0-9?????

Watch us get 9/11'd for this