i shouldn't watch trailers. toho's 'human vapor' series looks like 'oily maniac' but expensive and worse.

i am parent for three weeks and brain still fim

sam altman has the face of a dog that took a shit in your house but knows you don't know where yet.

s-vhs 'the last days of planet earth' of incredible legitness.

agggh! stupid burnt lizard!

...they call them millions.

i am reduced to this. buying "johnny bravo" on digital. don't these monsters know i'm on spectrum internet?

they must be football players. i got them out of a speakeasy.

i realize that getting old behooves me towards ever more unpopular opinions, but i'm pretty sure 'rabid' is the best movie out there about a hidden bloodsucking venomous penis living in someone's armpit.

so 'scarlet warning 666', huh.

have learned a lot in the last couple of weeks, like how to change diapers and how to make a formula bottle one-handed and that 'northern exposure' is pretty okay.

i just want to be the first to congratulate the hantavirus on becoming the new 2028 dnc front runner.

wake me up before you gorgo.

the 'robot jox' robots look like they're wearing fat-ass sneakers and that's why the 'robot jox' robots are great.

parenting update, as visualized by several texts to my mother.

Me am explain circular finance good here so you understand good. Thank you!

i don't want to brag but i'm really killing it at parenthood so far and by "it" i mean my fucking back. jfc.

the klingon andy griffith show

as of this thursday evening i am now legally required by the state of minnesota to preface all of my shittiest and most reprehensible opinions with, "as a father of a daughter."

my entire adult life is just that one scene from season two of twin peaks that begins with lucy bringing cooper up to speed and ends with cooper needing two hours to put on pants.

waldo the bird is dead. this leaves only the third man.

latest polling indicates majority of americans found this weekend's any% speedrun of the whcd mid.

there is a select circle of hell reserved exclusively for the innovators of the chunky stacker dvd cases that all of television is getting repackaged into.

hit episode 8 and jfc 'ultraman ace' woke up and chose violence i guess.

i mean i was going to buy the 'rodan' 4k before i saw that there was an alternate presentation from a color separation negative included, but i mean... that's pretty neat.

oh shit... you say gorath?

the gospel (according to summer of hate)

really hoping the new arrow 4k of 'soylent green' goes back to the disgusting over-warm look of the optically smogged exteriors of older dvd / ld editions, instead of the cooler / darker / greener revision seen on blu-ray and streaming.

i guess this is my seven hundredth post here so i figure i should make it something really important. poop.

i am happy, if nothing else, to live in a time when alex jones is losing his complete motherfucking mind publicly and at length about the discount prices guy.

Very pleased to share that I’ve written an essay for this set all about Paul Blaisdell and his marvellous monsters.

i see you there @chrisstewardson.bsky.social

my partner, filling out the petition for divorce with a single tear rolling down her cheek, as i say "hard bop" one more time.

like quicksand.

King Kong Escapes cue marks from Toho LD [TLL 2073] via @afrozenpizza.bsky.social

bluesky out here revolutionizing social media standards for service uptime.

i'm sorry what

time is weird. af.

live the kind of life where you see rosemary in the cupboard while hunting for something else and yell aloud, 'holy shit, she's a friend of mine!'

it's an ill-timed project that will absolutely be interrupted by the birth of my literal child, but what the fuck, let's get these discs ripped, these tracks ocr'd and start a fresh translation of 'gamera vs. barugon'.

i guess for lack of english subtitles for the second blind dead's 4k resto i made english subtitles for the second blind dead's 4k resto. these should be rendered obsolete more or less immediately, since an American release is coming... sometime. but i bet it won't read like this.

have moved on from wishing these barrel pants came in unisex so that i could buy them to just buying and wearing the motherfucking barrel pants. they are comfy. they are huge. and they have a tasteful amount of swish. this was the correct decision.

some good-sized hail in Red Wing, MN at around 2:05 CDT this afternoon (4/17). @nws.noaa.gov

i see bluesky has made the bold choice to sometimes work again.

a pivot to ai that begs the question of just how much pivot to ai it would take to be the most pivot to ai (@davidgerard.co.uk)

gop bake sale incoming.

NEW VIDEO OUT! Not SD, not HD, but a third secret thing? youtu.be/Z5139M4IeZU

godzilla out here like 0.0