READ PLEASE!!

Fuck the Fed btw.

Not to be cunty (because I believe they'll be on the chase for the titles once they're established and will probably win once more people get behind them) but I'm surprised anyone thought tayjay was going to win the tourney tbh.

Tony Khan says WBD was very happy with AEW Blood & Guts and he was glad that there weren't any more serious injuries out of a match like that

Fucking screaming kids in pubs = me with a sick headache and a ruined evening.

YouTube Ads telling me I’m single AF and it’s about time I moved on from that. Every other ad ‘Date now on Bumble!’ 🙄

So happy to murder 🤭

Wow, what a loser.

Toni’s gonna scalp Mina.

The matching gear and dance had me in a chokehold.

Matthew Ronjon Jackson… did you bathe in cold brew?

Imma have to stay off here until I’m caught up I think 😅

BC Traditions 4 life 🤘

Ricochet: Go Birds.

My pre-graps nap became a pre-graps… sleep.

Officially actually going to Dynamite in Manchester. Ticket’s in the gods but I should have a pretty good view + binoculars 🤭 Hotel booked so taking it easy.

Sigh, sigh, sigh.

The two months they were suspended were BLEAK! The air had been sucked out of the entire show.

… what’s this hate on Orange chocolate on my timeline?!

It's #portfolioday! I'm Kato, a 27 year old multidisciplinary artist from Spain, but I've recently been working mostly as a merch designer in pro wrestling! I'm looking for more opportunities, more stable long-standing collabs or positions, and hopefully get into music and videogame merch too!

How can you not love this adorable fox? Funny, cute and endearing with those pretty, soulful eyes 🥹 he’s a great wrestler too of course. TL;DR: You no like AC, me no like u. BayBay.

He jerks it for Cunt Muffin. We do not trust.

🚨 Savage Toddler Alert! 🚨

… Small and Mighty. Because they are.

Did you kiss ZSJ after the show Bandit? Cause girlie! Damn!

Plus, look at that God bod!

For the love of my home city… 🤬

I’m dead. The bollocks burger. I hope it’s made with bull balls.

Tomo from ‘Tomo-chan is a girl!’ is literally me with short hair.

Me, needs to get up out of bed: Ripple, beep beep. Ripple: *sleepy, grumbly, tiny growl* Me: I know honey, I don’t wanna get up either. Ripple: *stretch, grumble* Me: C’mon, I gotta get up. Ripple: … Me, picks up dog, moves dog: Lazy girl 🤭

I LOVE THE INDIES I LOVE AEW I LOVE WRESTLING

Mad. I just can’t get my sleep under control. I lost another day and I’ve woken up in pain.

The moment you realise that the same person has dubbed the voice of three of your favourite ’best friend’ characters in anime and you go into 😱

Mox: What is this shit? We supposed to drink this crap and go ‘ 👍 idrinq!’? Fuck that. Yurk not even that great. Like piss.

the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)

Hangman about to call mother nature’s manager

Okay #AEWCollision time!

Gonna watch #AEWCollision after I’ve made dinner. I hear my man piece was fun.

Me: don’t wanna move. In perfect comfy posit— Bladder: I’M FULL! Me: ion. NO! Bladder: I gonna do it. Me: DON’T YOU FUCKING— *scrambling to feet on wobbly legs* owww! Bladder: 4, 3, RUNNING WATER!! Me: AHHH FUCK!

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

I’m seeing so many Jay White videos on my FYPs. I miss. I’ve not even been searching him up!

How my dog looks at me during tummy rubs… and she farts.

Henlo Yooter Hooters 🦉

Gworl… Carcassonne Settlers of Catan Pandemic (with the Bio Terrorist expansion) Lords of Waterdeep Monopoly (come at me hos) Mysterium Cluedo (again, come at me) Takenoko Ticket to Ride Exploding Kittens (there is a board game version)

Watching AEW Timelines: SHOCKING debuts: POINTS! 1) Mox was such a smooth, wriggly, non-bald baby 2) Eddie came out SPITTING FIRE 3) Schiavone was choked up during Sting’s interruption of Team Taz and the stare down with all others in ring 4) I loved what they were doing with Malakai but.. 🤷🏻‍♀️

An AEW day 1er. Sending her healing vibes and love 💛🤍🖤

Mason, my leg-endary ass-ass-in, my love, I guarantee he didn’t pay more than $70 for that shirt 🤣

It’s just about ✨ BRASS MONKEY ✨ season out there @speedballbailey.bsky.social