eeeep! it’s been two years since my last race

here now, anyone got a rough finish time for the vuelta a asturias in oviedo tomorrow? i can find the broadcast times, but nothing more. turns out we’re 30 minutes walk from the finish line…!

20 months together! and we’re having a lovely time exploring as much as we can of spain

happy valentine’s to my amorcita! we have many more adventures and much to discover about each other to come

we’re on to gramado, possibly the most german city outside of germany. it’s a romantic place with sights like the fountain of eternal love for us to explore

think we’ve bumped into one of the prettiest sunsets on the east coast of the americas

the ecuadorian government doesn’t really have much they can complain about here to be honest, except because they want to be friends with trump

that’s a bonk

happy birthday to my beautiful girlfriend! here’s to many more. the iguaçu falls really are everything they’re cracked up to be

a good example of what deforestation looks like. welcome to the atlantic forest, formerly the second largest rainforest on the planet

feel like someone i know should have some help here (i haven’t, for my sins)

17 months together, and still very much in love! we’re now deep in gaúcho territory, at the border between brazil, argentina and paraguay. slightly unexpectedly, we spent this anniversary at the region’s chinese buddhist temple with buddha and budai

i’m going to keep trying to find an interesting ride, but at the minute i’m doing tours of industrial estates and highways. i did bump into a few hills

feliz ano novo from us, who had a surprisingly quiet but beautiful new year’s in the end

we got caught in a storm on the way to see the capybaras, so explored the market and had some amazing lebanese food instead

komoot fail and some proper underbiking. was expecting ~5k of gravel, but that was 10 before i turned off the route for another 6 or 7k of cobbles. i am blistered and bruised. need to work out if every shop is closed on a sunday this week, or every week because i also ran out of water

it’s far too hot (32c) but curitiba is a lovely place to wander through so far, and mi amorcita is the perfect person to explore with

my bike has finally arrived!

just realised that in portuguese the days of the week are numbered, not named. except for the weekend. and monday is day 2 so day 1 doesn’t exist

it is time for us to leave cuenca and start a new adventure together

"These are not the vaccines you want. I know this because I have a very particular set of skills, that include immunology and how to talk complete crap in a very reassuring tone of voice."

you may take the man out of ballymena, but you can’t take ballymena out of the man

the pressure’s really on ef to put out the one good kit in next year’s peloton

on my fourth cup of coffee and i'm still all fuzzy

i did think that glider landed a little bit close to the team earlier

town’s looking very pretty today

they may fuck right off

suddenly as the riot squad moved in it was raining exclamation marks, nuts, bolts, nails, car-keys. a fount of broken type.

i like to think i’m fairly immune to random sponsors’ messages, but “nine minutes of progressive insurance stoppage time” just got me

most amusing thing today was the staff’s panic when a very sudden and very loud sex scene came on the telly in the barbers

happy first day of advent, apparently

it might be the restaurant’s fault, but i won’t be recommending guinea pig to anyone. a true once in a lifetime experience. beautiful walk with the excellent company of my girlfriend by the riverside though

“you can’t park there, sir”

london has achieved bogotá levels of cycling

art, coffee and cake with my amorcita, a lovely day all round

a story in two parts

ecuador is probably going to move phone driving into the top class of offences soon, which will include jail time on top of a fine

Winter biking in the snow is the best biking!

the trick to winter biking is to move to the tropics

Self-replicating cars cause the apocalypse From: Automania 2000 (1963), dir. John Halas, Halas & Batchelor

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the cheesy beano

question for the bike experts: snapped a spoke at the hub today while climbing in a low gear and sitting. the wheel is new, it has about 1,250km on it. i got it cause the old one was knackered… but on its last ride i also snapped a spoke while climbing, except at the nipple (1/2)

Thanks for all your help. You folk have given me so much useful information. Dare I ask indulgence again How do you work this out? That is even before the stem length which nearly f*cked my last purchase. My MTB bars are huge but my CX feels too narrow. Not sure how you evaluate…?

ha!

universal derailleur hanger you say?

i always got called dave grohl, jack black and “fucken hippie” cause i had mid-length hair

¡arepitas con mi amorcita!

everyone’s ruining the last bond movie for me today 😔