what's up. I'm having a nap

tasmania is beautiful beyond all expectations however I am really looking forward to getting back to melbourne and buying a new vape

left mum alone for 3 minutes and she told my mates how I got broken up with for the first time

bought 5 bras online and they actually fit

the good thing about getting my wisdoms out is that my teeth no longer feel weird. the bad thing is that I can feel stitches dissolving in my mouth.

I would love this weather a lot more if I didn't have to go out in it

All I ask is to be loved for who I’m pretending to be.

I have to be the most hungover bitch at the airport for some reason

tracking the impending psychotic break through someone's posting

I need to stop having the edibles that incapacitate me for 20 hours

taking bets on tomorrows hash browns consumption

an australian cafe would charge you $40 for this

we're watching below deck

they should call ramen yumen instead because it's yum

we never talk about how difficult it is to wear a baseball cap with a curly bob

having a beer on the balcony and spying on my neighbours. TGIF

I need to eat something really yummy or I will perish

a cool part of laying in the park is when you get itchy all over

has anyone seen my drill bits

Hassing crisis

why the fuck are avocados $3.50

I blame robbie williams for my soft spot for pretty boys with severe mental health issues

(3 minutes in to the Robbie Williams movie) this is the best thing I've ever seen

being executed for crimes against scrambled egg. my guillotine is being set up outside of degani northcote plaza as we speak

took my vyvanse then had a 4h nap

the tea, sis! the drama!

just had a sea salt-mint-passionfruit mentos that changed my life

edibeth

first day jobless was a success (I didn't spend the entire day thinking violent thoughts)

going into my last day of work with a sausage roll and a bottle full of electrolytes, as god intended

anyone else kinda hungry

Robbie Williams should cover pink pony club

got asked what I thought about someone in my last week at this job

bought a banh mi for $9 today. life is good.

I'm sure the attractively person not looking in my direction on public transport will fall in love with me. I can feel it in my bones.

the body keeps the score (6 glasses of wine)

pro tip: if you can't sleep, just think of Sabrina Carpenter's hit song Espresso. entertainment for hours!

this isn't very nearly unemployed of me but I really want some caviar

taking your bra off at the bar then yapping at your parents (sober, 11 hour time difference) on the walk home - not something I've tried before but would wholeheartedly recommend

they're calling it two bottles wednesday

saw a cookie that looked exactly like a boob + nipple. sadly no pic.

today I tried to be at work really early and got there at 8.58

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a banh mi, asking him to love her

went to the city and spent $500

aren't we all bone broth, in our own way?

I'm such a crazy chick, just put soup dumplings in my noodle soup. bonkers!

I wish I was on garden leave

at least weekly I have to ask myself if I like something just because it's green

in an offensively large bed. took me 5 minutes to get from one side to the other. could comfortably sleep 4 adults, potentially 6 if you go top to toe. just little ol' me in here feeling like I'm stranded on the open sea

hmmm little pimple on my nose. may as well pick at it until I'm completely unrecognisable