small marzipan pig
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doing absolutely fine here too
what's up. I'm having a nap
7 months ago
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tasmania is beautiful beyond all expectations however I am really looking forward to getting back to melbourne and buying a new vape
8 months ago
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left mum alone for 3 minutes and she told my mates how I got broken up with for the first time
8 months ago
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bought 5 bras online and they actually fit
8 months ago
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the good thing about getting my wisdoms out is that my teeth no longer feel weird. the bad thing is that I can feel stitches dissolving in my mouth.
9 months ago
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I would love this weather a lot more if I didn't have to go out in it
9 months ago
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him)
9 months ago
All I ask is to be loved for who Iām pretending to be.
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I have to be the most hungover bitch at the airport for some reason
9 months ago
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tracking the impending psychotic break through someone's posting
9 months ago
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I need to stop having the edibles that incapacitate me for 20 hours
9 months ago
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taking bets on tomorrows hash browns consumption
9 months ago
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an australian cafe would charge you $40 for this
9 months ago
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we're watching below deck
9 months ago
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they should call ramen yumen instead because it's yum
10 months ago
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we never talk about how difficult it is to wear a baseball cap with a curly bob
10 months ago
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having a beer on the balcony and spying on my neighbours. TGIF
10 months ago
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I need to eat something really yummy or I will perish
10 months ago
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a cool part of laying in the park is when you get itchy all over
10 months ago
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has anyone seen my drill bits
10 months ago
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benjamin
10 months ago
Hassing crisis
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why the fuck are avocados $3.50
10 months ago
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I blame robbie williams for my soft spot for pretty boys with severe mental health issues
10 months ago
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(3 minutes in to the Robbie Williams movie) this is the best thing I've ever seen
10 months ago
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being executed for crimes against scrambled egg. my guillotine is being set up outside of degani northcote plaza as we speak
10 months ago
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took my vyvanse then had a 4h nap
10 months ago
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the tea, sis! the drama!
10 months ago
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just had a sea salt-mint-passionfruit mentos that changed my life
10 months ago
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edibeth
10 months ago
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first day jobless was a success (I didn't spend the entire day thinking violent thoughts)
10 months ago
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going into my last day of work with a sausage roll and a bottle full of electrolytes, as god intended
10 months ago
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anyone else kinda hungry
10 months ago
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Robbie Williams should cover pink pony club
10 months ago
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got asked what I thought about someone in my last week at this job
10 months ago
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bought a banh mi for $9 today. life is good.
10 months ago
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I'm sure the attractively person not looking in my direction on public transport will fall in love with me. I can feel it in my bones.
10 months ago
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the body keeps the score (6 glasses of wine)
10 months ago
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pro tip: if you can't sleep, just think of Sabrina Carpenter's hit song Espresso. entertainment for hours!
10 months ago
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this isn't very nearly unemployed of me but I really want some caviar
10 months ago
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taking your bra off at the bar then yapping at your parents (sober, 11 hour time difference) on the walk home - not something I've tried before but would wholeheartedly recommend
10 months ago
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they're calling it two bottles wednesday
11 months ago
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saw a cookie that looked exactly like a boob + nipple. sadly no pic.
11 months ago
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today I tried to be at work really early and got there at 8.58
11 months ago
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a banh mi, asking him to love her
11 months ago
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went to the city and spent $500
11 months ago
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aren't we all bone broth, in our own way?
11 months ago
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I'm such a crazy chick, just put soup dumplings in my noodle soup. bonkers!
11 months ago
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I wish I was on garden leave
11 months ago
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at least weekly I have to ask myself if I like something just because it's green
11 months ago
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in an offensively large bed. took me 5 minutes to get from one side to the other. could comfortably sleep 4 adults, potentially 6 if you go top to toe. just little ol' me in here feeling like I'm stranded on the open sea
11 months ago
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hmmm little pimple on my nose. may as well pick at it until I'm completely unrecognisable
11 months ago
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