What even is the purpose of gift cards? I could just hand someone $25 and they could use it on more important things than a singular slice of steak or a single purchase at a huge retail store.

I don't want gen AI in my browser I don't want gen AI in my pc I don't want gen AI in my art I don't want gen AI in my games I don't want gen AI in my music I don't want gen AI in my movies I don't want gen AI in my books I don't want gen AI in my cart I don't want gen AI in my life

Gonna make an infographic of shutting down transphobes using their own thinking

Got angry at the people who don’t exist in my head again :(

Prehensile is not prolapse

Fist fighting god cause he nut in my mouth and I called him gay

They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it

“If you die it’s because you didn’t whip it out fast enough” - @bifcrownofbeef.bsky.social

A tiny pile of 2-cubic tons of sand over there.

Your femboy-boyfriend to your balls

This place is a prison 

Might monopolize the boy-aquarium memes

I get to become 42 parts per million on the gorger counter

Now introducing: Silly Band Condoms

You think the people in the pentagon while give me a kiss goodnight? (Bullets optional)

THEY FINALLY HIT THE PENTAGON!! It only took 21 years.

You can’t use that weapon for stabbing! It looks like it’s ribbed for my pleasure!

Now Introducing: Pre-Pilked Bottles

Threatens you (threateningly(*gives you a raise*))

When life gives you bears, use them for market research.

I don’t promises, I make boys pregnant

I will make you the best baked beans (British)

Accidentally triggered a nationwide man-hunt. Whoopsie :3

Threatens you (Non-Threateningly)

SOMA will always be a top ten horror game for me. Wonderfully existentially devastating.

Finished up a lil early, still feeling a bit rough. But we got color on the big booty entity #art #monster

The only person I’m recognizing as a VTuber is Axel F e.i.e.i.o. Crazy Frog

Gonna make an excel sheet on what to get your boyfriend as a gift because men are statistically the hardest person to get gifts for but also all roads lead to swords.

Really thinking about switching to Linux lately

Found my only pair of pants. I HATE wearing pants, but they stretch and conform to me after awhile so B-Tier

Hungry but no appetite

Mario cuck chair

You know you’re drunk when you have to sit down to piss

En pissed-Aunt or something, I’m not really good at chess

Naming my son Andy, but spell,”&y” but I also like Batman so it might just be, “Batma&y”

Frenchen Frieheimer

I hate to tell y’all this but it might be love 👀👀

JESUS IS REAL AND HES MY BOYFRIEND @crunchyroll.com hey you should let me name some titles.

Breaking News: Clanker-on-clanker violence, also, they’re inbreeding? More later at 10

It took an entire decade but I finally figured out how to cook pancakes

You’re just mad cause my beard hangs low

this is their third or so tower

When Fredrick Fazbear gives you his endosperm

Had 10 10mg melatonin gummies and I’m pretty sure god just blinked cause it wasn’t me

Boy dinner

My toxic trait is thinking I’m good at games