So when can i bang the fire Jon Schnider drumb? And how hard can i bang it?

So Exdeath is a magic card. Great, cool character albiet a bit generically, and comically evil. Holy fuck was i not prepared for Neo Exdeath. 4 heads, all bullet sponges, and all capable of wiping your ass clean off the map. Been bashing my head against this asshole for 4 hours... #FFV

I forgot what being cooked felt like. HOW IS IT 32 DEGREES AT 11PM!? HOW?

Easiest way to protect yourself. If you didn't request it, or the person who sent it either sounds urgent or asking for information, don't click it. Always be weary. The most basic form of IT security.

Finally finishing out a deck i've been saying to friends i'd rebuild off and on since 2021. Only 5 years late? Right on time! #mtg

Soooo... maybe the Blue Jays suck this year. Who knew?

Happy Pride Ehh?

How are the blue jays so fucking swing happy and undisciplined? This isn't watchable. They are just giving me more and more reasons to not watch them. They are completely gone from what they were last year.

Arte Moreno needs to not own the Angels anymore. How you do field this crap and think this is great for baseball? What a disgrace to baseball. I'm so sorry for Angels fans.

Holy fuck the angels suck. Blue Jays actually look like the blue jays.

Guarantee. I'm pretty much guaranteed to fuck it up too. I rely on auto correct for it more than i want to admit.

@caljones.com i still need Jake Roger's mustache on my feed. The tigers won

Lmao, bsky continues to shit the bed because it turns out, this app is coded by other code. What a dumb world.

Lmao. It's like AI sucks and isn't profitable or something? It's kinda like code that's looked at by humans is better than one that makes shit up and shits itself.

Happy Jackie Robinson Day.

You know? 2 years ago, around October, i had no aversion to specific numbers. Fast forward, now i do. 51. No particular reason.

The more time goes on, the closer we get to the Fallout Universe... just without cool armor or the remote possibility of survival. Guess we'll see. Fuck this timeline.

Wales?!?!? Maaaaaaaaan, i wish i was going. I hope my Welsh Magic friends have a good time

... yeah. Yeah this is pretty accurate. This checks out

2 days, 2 come back wins, 2 times i have been complaining about either Jeff Hoffman, or Brandon Little... Jays offense at least looked like it hasn't really missed a step.

Well, here's hoping that the early morning spec on my set of uro and blazing shoal doesn't bite me in the butt... Though i think that's a couple B&R's from this morning.

So who can I talk to to make Utrom Monitor an accessible card in paper please? Oh and not have it be a 13 dollar card right off the bat please? I feel like i'm stripping commander decks for True-name and Baleful strix back in the day...

Can't wait for the 51st state comments to start up from a certain someone because a sport was decided on gimmicks... Gotta love this timeline.

You know you might have a problem when you have 2 sets of eldrazi decks because you don't want to move cards around...

I won the Pauper Showdown at @facetofacegames.bsky.social pauper showdown event at #SpotlightEclipsed We had 60 people show up to play tjis awesome format. I piloted Caw-Gates to a 5-0-1 record in the swiss, and clawing my way through the top8 field. Took home some hardware too. Fun times!

One of the rare photos of me that i actually like, and am smiling. Credit to @thatmillguy.bsky.social for the picture. I appreciate it.

I have been listening to the most messed up conversation with some dude on a phone... Genuinely considering skipping my stop to see where this goes...

Making my way to #SpotlightEclipsed i'm doing a lot of reflecting back on the last time i went for a big, open series event like this. It was 2019 in May was the last time i went to a GP. The time of the MPL where competitive magic was at a low point for how inaccessible it was.

For those who are going to #spotlighteclipsed please dress appropriately. Friday afternoon a snowstorm followed by a dangerous cold front is supposed to roll through. Saturday morning is going to feel close to -28 degrees with a wind chill close to -40C in the morning. Bundle up. Stay safe eh?

Rest in Peace Kai. You're no longer suffering. Rest well. Thank you for your contributions to the game.

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Lions... What the fuck man?

I forgot this year we found out that the Magic Community was told it was going to lose Kai. Life isn't fair these days. I have a few stories of watching him, learned how to play modern storm a decade ago from PT Born of the Gods from him. Fucking hell man.

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Fuck Jeff Hoffman man... Fuck me. Can't have nice things i guess.

So tonight's game didn't actually take 6 hours this time. And the Jays won. So that's a positive!

I mean, yeah, why not? I'm technically a cardboard wizard... in my own mind. But hey! Why not? #mtg

THE BLUE JAYS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!! #BlueJays #MLB

Yankees fans still booing in vain hopes of overturning Jays victory

I totally wasn't swearing loudly at my phone, and at Jeff Hoffman because i still don't trust him as a closer. Nope. Not me. Not at all. As Big Papi said a couple nights back, you can bring back Jesus, and the Yankees are still going to Cancun. You fucking beauty Jeff Hoffman! #MLB #BlueJays

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... YANKEES LOSE!

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Figured i may as well put a face to the name. Don't have a good photo i actually like of myself.

Hey folks - the fine folks at Daybreak Games have given me 5 MTGO codes worth 120 play points to give away this month. All you have to do to be entered into a drawing is to leave like and repost the blog below. Winners will be picked sometime this weekend (real life calls)!

I was trying to remember what was the lowest common denominator. Then i remembered. I think i've thrown this into so many decks, and blown out so many plays with this card.

I hate being a Jets fan sometimes... Ffs.

Pretty much yeah. Regardless of how shitty a week i'm having, a hangout on the regular cures all.

The team at @magiconline.bsky.social very nicely has let me have some 120 Play Point codes to giveaway and I FORGOT until right now. Share and follow me for a chance to win! 🏆 💋

I am seriously rethinking all of my career choices that lead me to this moment... And not a damn thing i can do about it.

I can add to the discussion. Yes, Tron is back. All Hail the Karn Father.