Going from Davis Martin to Jordan Leasure is like… well… I can’t think of a valid comparison, but it fucking sucks.

These Mariners… singles, doubles, a couple Home Runs… quickly 6-0 in the 3rd.

5’6” and I’m here for it.

Confession: I bought a Drew Romo autographed card.

That throw… holy shit. I like White Sox baseball again. (The bar is low).

I should see if I can get my Jordan Leasure tattoo removed.

My wife was cheering for “Moon & Taco” when he hit that double. She only watches to support me. She is adorable and I love her.

Come on guys, we need some magic tonight. Davis can’t be the only one playing worth a shit tonight.

I sure hope he applies for some of the slush fund money set aside for people who were vindictively prosecuted by the government like him.

This New Yorker cartoon is accurate but a gut punch.

Time to celebrate with 20lbs of crawfish! Go Sox Go!

WALK IT OFF! GO SOX GO!

PETERS!! Take all 4 of your bases sir!!! 🎉🎊⚾️🎉🎊🎉⚾️

The story behind the tape: Sam’s helmet cracked, so he asked Jerry for a new one. Jerry responded by sending exactly one piece of tape.

I wish the wind would blow some of Fedde’s pitches into the strike zone.

This would be an amazing endorsement deal.

You can put it on the board, YES!

✅ Flight to Chicago. ✅ Tickets to Pride game. ✅ Homemade Pride Gear. See you all June 10th! I’ll be in Section 131 if you wanna swing by!

Lunchtime at Portillos.

“It’s always a better series when both teams are playing well.” You can thank John Schriffen for that deep insight.

MUNE!!!! Strikes again!

@sea-manders.bsky.social HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR BIRTH DAY!

Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic https://theonion.com/terrified-adolis-garcia-wondering-if-anyone-else-can-see-phillie-phanatic/

I’m just having fun watching the Sox lately and it feels good. It’s been a while.

I think we should bring back “four-bagger” as a home run term.

NEW: Study finds attending a Major League ball game costs an average $225 — thanks to higher ticket and concession prices. Every MLB team owner is in the richest 0.1% and will receive an average $286,000 in tax breaks this year. Giving the rich more money helps no one but them.

What White Sox podcasts do I need to start listening to?

The Mariners, Orioles, Royals, Twins, Red Sox, Angels, Astros, Nationals, Rockies, Phillies, Giants, and Mets all have a worse record than the White Sox.

Hyperfixation Schwarma

Who is this team I’m watching? I’m actually thinking about telling my friends I’m a White Sox fan.

I’m convinced now that @jacki.bsky.social is an AI bot. Her love for Goblins and her self hate of AI… yeah, makes sense now.

The Sox win 3 in a row and get me all hyped up and then make me spend my Thursday night with no game. Baseball is the worst.

At his age everyone should be given steroids in the clubhouse before playing against 23 year olds.

When I go to a game I always react to every routine fly ball likes it’s going to be a home run and I don’t care what you think.

Heavily investing in Drew Romo Rookie Cards and Autographs now.

If you get something all the time, you don’t appreciate it as much. That’s why the White Sox winning always feels special when it happens.

I don’t care if Mune leaves in 2 years, I’m getting his jersey this week.

Just slide into his foot. That’s about the best baseball I think we are capable of sometimes.

Vargas was done with the inning I guess. Double play because we forgot how to play baseball.

Every morning and evening I go outside and feed the squirrels. Here is my newest baby to show up this spring. I named him Munetaka after the other guy who showed up for us this spring.

Tristan Peters WALK-OFF WINNER 😤

Kevin Gausman putting on a pitching clinic tonight.

Rule check? Is there any rule that says Paez can’t just keep walking in runs until he dies of old age?

Here we go again…

Opening day should be celebrated with every game free to stream and no blackouts.

Congrats to Venezuela! You wanted it and you earned it.