Get yours today! Angels are standing by!

The ‘lady’ on the left must have used truckloads of Tylenol.

David Letterman on Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension: “You can’t go around firing somebody because you’re fearful, or because you’re trying to suck up to an authoritarian— a criminal—administration in the Oval Office.

Get yours today!

Poor Don, Jr. and Eric didn’t get a homemade birthday card from dad.

He’s such an asshole.

So moving!

🎶 🎵 🎼

When you’re having trouble with your DUI field test…

But I was told by everyone on the right that the only person who could deploy the National Guard (or prevent the deployment of the National Guard) was Nancy Pelosi.

This could be the official GOP campaign poster at this point. They know he lies. He knows they know. And they still clap for the lies like it’s the gospel truth.

I knew it!

PLEASE TALK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN EPSTEIN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; -------------- We all know which road they took. Why ask? Special thanks to Bob Frost.

Grab your pitchforks and torches and storm your local penitentiary or jail--or the White House!! It's Bastille Day!! À vos fourches et torches, et prenez d'assaut votre pénitencier ou votre prison!! C'est le 14 juillet. la fête nationale!

Noem is a feckless cunt cosplaying a job she's unqualified for. She travels w hair & makeup crew so she'll always be camera ready. This is the Reality TV presidency. Photo ops in costume for cameras while their brazen corruption and incompetence destroys America. #SisterhoodOfTheFecklessCunts

Yep

#SCOTUS #Corruption

The nation that was founded on the genocide of Native peoples, the enslavement of stolen Africans, and upon which 100% of the land it occupies was violently seized or stolen would like you to forget about that & instead celebrate “freedom”….in a society where only the OBSCENELY wealthy are “free”.

This is an amazing discovery!

Mic drop.

Somebody on here said Jeff Bezos is so far up tЯump's ass he can see Mark Zuckerberg's feet. #accurate

This #Juneteenth (when you never know if this will be the last recognized Juneteenth or not), here’s a handy video I made that you can share with white people who either do not acknowledge (or—worse yet—deny it entirely) their #WhitePrivilege: youtu.be/UnOsvxJsMgk?...

Life.

Waaa Waaa

And coherent sentences.

Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words

Happy Birthday, Miranda v. Arizona! 59 years of remaining silent! scholar.google.com/scholar_case...

Hey, Sarah Fuckabee, how’s that FEMA request working out for you? Still waiting on hold?

This is basically an intelligence test that Americans will need to provide if they wish to travel. The world knows that millions and millions of Americans are so fucking stupid that they're a threat to the health of their own citizens. Think about that.