Loving all the YouTube reaction videos from people who came to America for the World Cup and saw us for who we really are outside of the politics and other nonsense. The real "normal" Americans were SO glad to have had you here. You are welcome back anytime. NY got wild.

The Grandpup has arrived! (Oh, and also Daughter #3.)

This is daughter number three's subtle way of telling me she's coming to visit tomorrow with my grandpup :

Best in Apartment Complex Empress Cinder the LI City Floof

Remember "global warming is fake news". 😑

Nothing will ever ever go wrong with this type of thing. Scientists Revived a 24,000-Year-Old Animal Frozen in Siberia, It Woke Up and Started Reproducing share.google/gjQZeSAdnww6...

@darthbluesky.bsky.social You got some 'splainin' to do.... youtu.be/Da_SK3INxvw?...

I'm just saying if I was a NASA IT guy I probably wouldn't have went with Outlook....

It used to be headline news when our country was doing a space launch, especially sending someone to orbit the Moon. Now the news is so flooded with all the stupid crap our country's been doing lately I didn't even notice. How screwed are we?

@darthbluesky.bsky.social We need good vibes these days. On that note, I'm not sure I've properly introduced you to my Grandpup (Grandpaws?), Cinder. She's quite photogenic.

Finally got to meet my grandpup in person. She's much smaller than expected.

Latest of my ridiculously photogenic Grandpup:

It may be four or five years until he notices he's dead.

Rumor has it he introduced Popeye to spinach.

For some it's death. For Chuck it's just a vacation.

I heard they're going to make it a national holiday. He's already agreed to be guest of honor next year.

It's not a zombie it's just Chuck Norris. No one's told him yet.

Chuck Norris drove himself to the funeral home.

.....I can go on....

I suspect eventually he'll get bored with the afterlife and punch his way back.

They may use his body to power the Large Hadron Collider.

If his family opted for cremation the only option is to launch his body into the sun.

Hopefully a few thousand children will be born today to balance things out.

The best scientists and engineers in the world are collaborating on a casket strong enough.....

He's currently writing his own obituary.

He performed the autopsy on himself.

Chuck Norris didn't die, he chose to exempt himself from life.

Awwwwww. Poor Chopper.

So, to all the idiots who were putting those stickers on the gas pumps a few years ago with Biden's face saying "I did this."... How are things going?

Meet my Gradnpup (Grandpaws?), Cinder.

So Daughter 3's ridiculously photogenic dog has an Insta. Enjoy. www.instagram.com/cincitypom

Because why the f*** not, I just legit Looney Tunesed myself in the nose with a snow shovel that was still laying there while walking down the driveway. .... It was only missing the sound effect.

Welcome to Amsterdam.

Someone just mentioned the game "Hover". For all you youngsters out there, this was included on the Windows 95 CD ROM. .....I'm old

I've had at least ten people tell me I look like Santa this week. Not sure if it's a compliment or not....

Oh....So 15 years old is somehow... OK... I see....

Best thing I've seen in quite awhile. youtu.be/QpLfcfGybNQ?...

*sigh* youtu.be/6ERPT3tZTSc?...

You know you're having a hell of a week when you find out one of your employees is dead from the IT guy. Interesting morning.

It seems that Tim Apple is taking the company in a different direction.

Last stop on the Crazy Train. 🤲🏻

Subtle Summer shirts back in rotation.

Even better, she landed a summer gig as a...I guess you'd call it a morale booster (?) for a local hockey team. (They didn't call it a cheerleader job, but that's kind of what it sounds like). SHE GETS TO USE THE T-SHIRT CANNON.

Gonna try focusing on the good stuff. Daughter one finally landed a full-time teaching job instead of that "full-time sub" BS they stuck her with, so 👍.

Number 5 is alive! DANGER WILL ROBINSON ...I can go on.......

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@wheatus.com I see ya, man.