Someone just mentioned the game "Hover". For all you youngsters out there, this was included on the Windows 95 CD ROM. .....I'm old

I've had at least ten people tell me I look like Santa this week. Not sure if it's a compliment or not....

Oh....So 15 years old is somehow... OK... I see....

Best thing I've seen in quite awhile. youtu.be/QpLfcfGybNQ?...

*sigh* youtu.be/6ERPT3tZTSc?...

You know you're having a hell of a week when you find out one of your employees is dead from the IT guy. Interesting morning.

It seems that Tim Apple is taking the company in a different direction.

Last stop on the Crazy Train. 🤲🏻

Subtle Summer shirts back in rotation.

Even better, she landed a summer gig as a...I guess you'd call it a morale booster (?) for a local hockey team. (They didn't call it a cheerleader job, but that's kind of what it sounds like). SHE GETS TO USE THE T-SHIRT CANNON.

Gonna try focusing on the good stuff. Daughter one finally landed a full-time teaching job instead of that "full-time sub" BS they stuck her with, so 👍.

Number 5 is alive! DANGER WILL ROBINSON ...I can go on.......

🤔

@wheatus.com I see ya, man.

At last! youtu.be/WsK-KPi_w3w?...

Haven't seen one of these guys in a while....

Kinda cool.

Yay?

Daughters 1 & 3 went to the game specifically for this...

Happy Radish wishes you a good day.

I put two cherries in my Old Fashioned so I'm considering this my daily serving of fruit & veg. This counts, right?

Made vegetarian chilli because Daughter #3.... It tastes good but is it even chilli when made with fake meat? The sacrifices you make for your damn kids.

Half of my brain said "Absolutely do not try opening that, you idiot." The other half....well.... Guess who's wiping down the wall and desk now.

I think I did OK. Daughter 1 : Teacher Daughter 2: Mortician/ Funeral Director Daughter 3 : Training Coordinator (some sort of marketing firm in Manhattan..I don't understand it.) Can I relax now?

Daughter 1 just landed a full-time teaching job at a high school. That's all three girls finally gainfully employed with benefits. Parenting complete.

So there's a TikTok trend where students shove objects into the charging ports of their school Chromebooks which allegedly will get them to start emitting smoke. My oldest daughter had three of her students try it today and ruin their machines. Kids have been getting generationally stupider.

......wow

C'mon little guy, gimme superpowers, gimme superpowers....

Finally nice enough to start taking the Nimbus 4000 to work again.

Neat! I was gifted this super cool spacewalk man.

I work with some strange people....

Made the mistake of watching the first episode of the latest Black Mirror season. This was NOT enjoyable. .... Probably because it feels plausible.

Chris Murphy on Tariffs

Daughter 3 in Japan. Apparently she visited a pig cafe today.

Started a new one. I'm either a glutton for punishment or need to get a life.

Done!

I am 200% onboard with the casting announcements for Avengers:Doomsday.

Somewhat surprised Impeachment Watch 2025® hasn't kicked off yet. I guess pretty much the entire US government are a bunch of simps now.

@greatesttrek.bsky.social @benjaminahr.mobi We really need the backstory on Gnome Elvis.

@seanferrick.bsky.social @trekculture.bsky.social I'm sorry, but after all these years this is the first time I've noticed Gnome Elvis between McCoy and Scotty in the background here.

Progress!

As you wish. youtu.be/nNKZNih-69Q?...

Just showed someone what a Bald Eagle really sounds like and I think I've ruined his life.

Package arrived that apparently Mrs_E ordered. It's a box of ten packages of "Post Malone" Oreo cookies. SO confused. He has his own flavor of Oreos? WHY do we have 10 packs of them now? Can't wait 'till she gets home. I have... questions.

Couldn't bring myself to let these be trashed, because absolute classics.

I made clone Red Lobster cheddar biscuits and they are dead on perfect. .....I'd marry me.

Oh, Gillen, you are SO done.