I tried to kick her out. I tried telling her this isn't going to be a serious relationship. She won't leave. #MomJokesInPoorTaste #DeadMomClub

I love these guys but every time they announce something I have to mute the account because otherwise it's all I'm gonna see for the next 2 days 😂

TIL: People are 3D printing their own custom popcorn buckets. In general, I kinda roll my eyes at any popcorn bucket gimicky promotion but, for some reason, the idea of bringing a DIY custom popcorn bucket into a theater guerilla-style really tickles me. www.reddit.com/r/Markiplier...

That's what I'd call it 🤷‍♂️

Finally, a zucchini update!

Wa⸸erf⛧x 666: The Hardening 🤘

See what I mean?

Is that what my trouble is? Because I DON'T care 🤷‍♂️

If you don't follow @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social you're missing a metric shitload of laser cut humor

This sign I made a few years ago to hang on my door as a reminder before I leave the house

Damn!

Sick! New Media Day! I love getting deliveries from the wizards of Oz, @umbrellaent.bsky.social #DogmaResurrected

Seriously! I just found the first 4 volumes of Martin Scorsese’s World Cinema Project at one of my local library systems. Even on sale that's ~$400 of media that I can just borrow with no collateral above simply living here. Thanks, Libraries ❤️ That'll keep me out of trouble for many, many hours.

I must've first watched Leaving Las Vegas at an impressionable age because during a current re-watch I was surprised about how much of Cage's character I had absorbed. The same thing happened re-watching the Max Headroom series with Chris Young's character.

Thanks for the skin start, Mom!

I didn't understand why James Cameron was burning so many resources on the Avatar movies until I learned he directed Piranha 2 before The Terminator. Piranha 2 is where he started getting experience filming ships and filming under water. He didn't really care about some shitty creature movie sequel;

Happy McRib season for those who celebrate!

I hope they all fail on Black Friday so I can get the national general strike I asked Santa for.

bring back http. no one corporation should control an entire layer of the internet

I saw Tron: Ares in Dolby 3D a few days after it was released. I got what I paid for: Dazzling visuals and audio. But the story and the thesis is trash. "Hey, Mouseketeers! You don't need to worry so much about A.I. There's bound to be a good one once in a while."

And belly-button-height power outlets every 5 feet (minimum!)

Next Crudbump album title?

I love @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social 's brain but this is a rare, ill-conceived idea if you consider the number of people who primarily use social media as a potty time distraction

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Stop tryna get in my phone, creeps

Happy Yak Shaving Day to all who celebrate ♥️🪒

Whoa! The guy from @rifftrax.com Frozen Scream is running for school board. #LoveAndImmortality #AnnAnnAnnAnnAnnAnn #Year6969

Thanks for the new percussion patch, insurance lizard cousin

One of my most reviled words: lessen(ed). I think it bothers me because it doesn't have symmetry. There's no antonym that makes sense. Please use "decrease" instead 🙏

I just backed We Don't Live on the Surface Anymore - A Solo-Journaling RPG on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/sti...

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Thanks for the new desktop wallpaper <3

Anybody else feel an irrational amount of satisfaction when their machines randomly perform beautiful geometric symmetrical (geosymmetrical?) patterns?

The sky feels really big tonight

I'm over 50. I curse gravity every day. Yesterday it took half my tub of favorite salsa. Fuck you, gravity. You're the worst indifferent god.

No Springs! *whistle*

It has been found. 4K restoration coming soon.

I have been stigmatized for many reasons over my life. But the social death of not being an AI booster right now is 🔥🔥

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Got my feelings hurt today when someone made a joke about me buying a movie on VHS when I was in college. I never went to college!

There's a film I almost paid money to see tonight. It's an English-dubbed Swedish sci-fi alien abduction movie called Watch the Skies. Dubbing was already a strike against it but, fortunately, I dug deeper and learned they used AI to visually change the actors' mouths to match the dub. #InstantNope

If, like me, you're fascinated by horse logistics, check out ep. 4 of Not Furlong! #HorseLogistics www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

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The recent passing of Val Kilmer reminds me there's no HD physical release of one of his best films, Salton Sea. I'm too old to start a boutique bluray label :( maybe one of these fine labels will see this and steal my idea 🙏 @criterion.bsky.social @indicator.bsky.social @grindhousefilm.bsky.social

in 2011, when this image was first posted online, it was funny. you wouldn't need an arsenal of guns for any reason, and besides, why wouldn't you use google to search? but it turns out that it was simply ahead of its time

When I gain control of The Media I'm going to change every style guide to require writing the entire title, Department of Government Efficiency, instead of the abbreviation thereby denying petulant manchild, Elon Musk, the pleasure of seeing the headlines.

I don't ask for much but can you do this one thing for me? The day Mitch McConnell dies can we all just General Strike and throw the biggest street party the world has ever witnessed?