I fully expect an invitation to that ballroom. After Trump is gone, naturally.

I really want Leclerc to hold on, but it must be so stressful to have Norris that close all the damn time.

Got excited because I thought the F1 United States was at 11am, but my conversion of time zones was a bit off. Sprint race and qualifying were spicy this weekend, looking forward to the race.

This is the country I love. No Kings.

🚨BREAKING: Protestors show up as JD Vance, Trump, Kristi Noem, and Stephen Miller in prison chains. I think they were my favorite costumes from the parade. 🤣

Never write off Max Verstappen. He's so fast.

Poor Alaska right now, good Lord. It feels wrong for them to have to deal with both typhoons and blizzards.

I’m not usually into trendy merch, but I really want one of those Portland Frog “Resist” shirts. They’re iconic.

I wonder how different the world would be if your online profile came with real-world consequences. Like, if you got bitch-slapped every time you said something horrible or derogatory.

And it all started with a dude in a frog suit. My kind of defiance. Hard to look authoritarian while declaring these guys are terrorists.

I can feel this picture. I love the fog on weekend mornings with a hot cup of coffee.

CBS reporter Edward R. Murrow embodied what a journalist should be: someone who holds power to account instead of capitulating to it. Over 70 years later, his segment denouncing Joe McCarthy’s congressional witch hunts rings truer than ever.

All pop-up notifications should come with an anger tax. Google asks me to turn my location on? That’s $10 for my irritation. “Subscribe to our newsletter”? Nope—$10. Let me live my digital life in peace.

I want Trump and his cronies to show me the so-called “war zone” footage of Portland they’re using to justify bringing in troops. If Nome insists the streets are being cleared, and is bold enough to call the Portland officials liars, let’s see the proof. It's 2025 - there are cameras everywhere.

Portland folks in costume are making me so proud to be an Oregonian. Keep things weird, friends.

I love that they prepared for war and nobody showed up. The folks from Portland need to keep showing up dressed as a chicken. Make them look as stupid as they are.

I’m convinced the only people actually listening to the words coming out of Trump’s mouth are Democrats. There’s no way—even with a low IQ—you could watch him speak and not stop to wonder what’s wrong with him.

What the heck is happening to MTG lately? It makes me uncomfortable to agree with her.

This is really very cool to read about. Scientists must be really excited.

Everything is so damn expensive.

Fall season allergies can suck it.

I know I’m a bit of a nitpicker, but maybe an alcoholic, raping, Nazi-tattoo-wearing, Fox News personality just shouldn’t be in charge of our military.

So… they flew men in from every corner of the globe just to sit through a glorified pep rally? Imagine being a person of real responsibility and power, only to waste time listening to that tool lecture you on how to be a “real man.”

The whiteout at Penn State is truly a spectacle—111,015 fans is just absurd. As a lifelong Ducks fan, I can both enjoy the win and still be in awe of the atmosphere at Beaver Stadium.

Portland really is such a beautiful city, full of character and amazing people. It makes me sad to see the tension there. I just hope folks keep their heads, look out for each other, and don’t let themselves get dragged into the bait.

Imagine your CEO throwing tantrums, lying constantly, and bullying employees on social media. If my boss acted like Donald Trump, I’d be out the door so fast I’d leave a cartoon dust cloud behind.

This is terrifying.

I just finished two really complex cost reports back to back. Each took over a week to prepare and naturally they were not asking for the same data. I feel like my brains are leaking out my ears. Months like this make me question my life choices.

I wish people would stop posting pictures of Steven Miller. It freaks me out every time. He's such a soul sucking ghoul

I still think about the moment the election was called for Trump—the disbelief, the despair, the sinking feeling in my gut. I braced myself for things to be bad, but this is so much worse than I ever imagined.

How will California enforce the no-mask rule for law enforcement? Will they arrest them? How is that going to play out? Guessing ICE will ignore it.

There’s still time, right? #rapture

12 hours of work later, it occurred to me that I kicked Monday's ass. Hope Tuesday is kind.

Did I miss the rapture memo while I was buried in this cost report? Maybe I'll just procrastinate a bit longer, because everyone is saying the rapture was scheduled for Tuesday.

It’s discouraging to see all the pomp and ceremony poured into Charlie Kirk’s memorial. After all the venom he spewed, it’s hard to stomach the public celebration of his “legacy.” I can’t wrap my head around how he became a celebrity for that.

Nothing like working straight through the weekend to make me question all my life choices. Why did I ever think accounting was a good idea? At least the spreadsheets don't talk back.

Pretty agitated that I've been trying to cancel Hulu for two days and can't.

We knew RFK was going to go after vaccines. And still, Congress confirmed him. You knew. You did it anyway. Cowards handing power to a monster.

Yellowjackets are the assholes of the insect world. One little bastard stung me this morning, and my thumb’s still throbbing nine hours later. Total overreaction on his part.

I really miss the class the Obama White House carried, and the respect he showed people. Feels like a lifetime ago.

Oh UK, you really outdid yourself with that state visit response. Chef’s kiss.

1. The smell of rain 2. A good book 3. Bonfire on a beach 4. Cold brew coffee 5. Fall colors

I don't know if I can do a Sunday race at 4am. Do you think they would wait if I ask nicely?

I just saw the news about Charlie Kirk, and it is tragic. I didn’t agree with anything he stood for, but no one deserves this. Political violence is horrifying, and my thoughts are with his family and loved ones.

My heart aches for trans folks just trying to live their best lives. Instead of offering support, this government has thrown a harsh spotlight on people who have already had to overcome so much.

I can’t help but wonder what things would look like if Biden hadn’t given a full pardon to Fauci and the members of Congress who investigated Jan 6th.

I wish I would have stayed up and watched the Ravens/Bills game last night. I bet that was wild for Bills fans.

With his 3,535th strikeout, Justin Verlander has surpassed #ForeverGiant Gaylord Perry for 8th place on the all-time strikeout leaderboard 👏

🦆 Go Ducks. 🎆