jon cooper you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you.

Friendship with Australian Kickers ended. Japanese Youtube kicker is my best friend now

if my chemical romance closing their show at metlife with livin on a prayer isn’t the most new jersey thing imaginable, i’m not sure what is

MIGHT be ?????

If you ban Calvin and Hobbes you’re a straight up fascist son of a bitch and that’s that

adam fantilli >>>>>>>

Seeing Mike Eruzione in a Johnny Gaudreau jersey drives home the point that it would have been really cool if this tournament had been about Johnny Gaudreau instead of Donald Trump.

🥵🥵🥵

ohio, imo

this but unironically

horns down imo

the buckeyes, imo

holy shit werenski

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

hooooooly shit that kent johnson goal was nice

indiana looks like indiana

jackets waiting until the most soul-crushing OSU loss to michigan imaginable hits zeroes to finalize the jiricek trade is such a 1-2 punch of demoralization that i can’t help but laugh at my own misery here #cbj

ryan day’s team acting fake tough during the alma mater after getting pantsed yet again in the only game that matters is the perfect final image for his time here

day should fully commit to the bit and just punt here

ryan day not going for it there is frankly insane give how much clock michigan can (and will) bleed here and how good their kicker is

*extremely guy who lives right by pick north voice* PICK NORTH’S OWN JACK SAWYER BABYYYYY

ryan day should be back in new hampshire by sunset

against the most “these guys can’t play from behind” team in the world ryan day’s team has failed to get the lead for 48 minutes and counting. sick!

i for one cannot believe a ryan day coached team shot itself in the foot by calling a doomed outside zone run into the boundary to put itself into an obvious passing down

ryan day has a pathological fear of: 1. using his first half timeouts 2. throwing the challenge flag

jeremiah smith is zeke barry’s dad now btw

gus johnson shut the fuck up about carnell tate’s mother challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

they have a clear advantage if they spread michigan out but a heckler at kroger altered ryan day’s brain chemistry so severely that he refuses to do it

will howard going down on a clear targeting call that went uncalled followed by FOX immediately cutting to the fuckin timothee chalamet bob dylan biopic is a clear sign that we’re in hell

zach werenski is a kaiju

one of the great joys in the world is suddenly Remembering Melky Cabrera

posting my greatest personal achievement on the bluesky app

hearing reports of the columbus blue jackets

will howard. dawg.

bump

can i bring the fire ryan day agenda onto this app or no

got mcr tix, hell yeah

moving forward, any time there’s a big story or main character moment on the other app, i really hope that: 1) y’all shamelessly steal that content to bring it here 2) people personally notify me about what’s happening so that the zeitgeist does not leave me behind

folks the columbus blue jackets might be kinda good

shoutout to the witch or genie or whatever who cursed gus malzahn to only participate in The Dumbest Fucking Football Games You Have Ever Seen for all of eternity

ten windiana does not compute

ohio state linemen stay healthy challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

ohio state games this year are borderline unwatchable for the most part, feels like they’re losing the time of possession battle 2:1 in every game

touchdown - commercial - kick - commercial 🤮

jeremiah smith is a kaiju

gonna be the change i wish to see in the world (live-posting about the buckeye game against 1-7 purdue on this platform)

You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal

oh man i do not love the producer list here, yikes

i've been on this app for like two hours, but there needs to be a channel for early-2010s-style posts (song lyrics, hashtag trend jokes, candid photos proving you went to a social gathering)

thinking about posting