i am of the opinion. that it would be helpful, for everyone. to just stop worrying! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

// god the @ for this account is so iconic

( muttering bitterly. ) Their definition of "messing with" is not letting them bully me into hiding my face...

They're lucky I'm not beating their ass. ... They're lucky I'm not GOING to, either.

( they soooo badly want to talk about how much of a hypocrite that Kris is, but they are not eager to go back to the hospital... )

Greetings. I am doing all right now. :-) My blood is inside my body. Which is where it's supposed to be!

// i picture since berdly/noelle in canon is a bit codependent, krusie is like that in swap, perhaps even to a more intense degree as kris is uh. less emotionally healthy than noelle as it is.

[ NC ] are you trying to throw a pity party at me when you put me in the hospital... buddy.... also how are you reading my text messages.

@shrewdbuster.bsky.social 📱> susie 📱> are you awake 📱> oh mayee you are 📱> it is evening i think 📱> baha XD

// notifs got fixed for my other account. I'll work on fixing this one later since it requires me making a new email lmao

CHARA DID THIS: made kris stab kris (noelle swap)

( well. they're free for visitors, now. )

// jo & bullet probably both like OF COURSE IT WAS YOU, ARTEMIS.

// the best part is i still have plans for my main kris

( they wonder if noelle would notice that they're here. ) ( they confided in her semi-recently. she listened. ) ( ... but that doesn't mean they're friends again. she said they were, but... ) ( they miss her, right now. they obviously miss berdly and susie too, but. they really miss her. )

... i miss noelle. she'd know what to do here.

  AT LAST, WAS THE BOY.   THE SECOND HERO.   THE BOY, WITH WILL   WORN ON HIS WINGS. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ — SWAP!BERDLY — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️ * #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY *

* Keep Distracting Susie And Find Kris * For You See . . . * Susie . . . She's . . . * OK There's Nothing Wrong With Her She Just Kind Of Scares Me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SWAP!SUSIE — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🦖 * #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY *

//nothing ever happens.

// real live cam of bullet:

OOC : // There are other unseen swaps here too like Toriel < > Rudy Carol < > Asgore Catti < > Jockington Alphys < > Undyne And also changes like Tenna being Noelle's TV, among other things, but here in the AU I mainly focus on Noelle, Berdly, Kris, and Susie

( they want their dad. )

( their body really hurts. waking up alone... in a hospital... it's scary. ) ( it's by necessity, of course. can't have people hovering over when their blood is replaced. ) ( but still. )

// you will have to bear with me not giving notifs (sigh) bsky moderation isn't responding to my emails

( they don't remember coming here. huh. )

// they might make this weird though they do that a lot chat he doesn't know

// lily's kris has it out for my muses man this is two for two three if you count them shoving ralsei.

[ NC ] TRUEEEEEEEE

okayyyy. ( whatever that means! they hardly put dedicated attention to staying alive most of the time. calling for help was the extent of it. ) ( still, it's nice to be taken care of. they feel so dizzy, dizzy, they couldn't concentrate on that phone call if it was them. )

Fuck. Fuck. FUCK.

( oh, that's nice! they just met mokou not that long ago, so it's good to see them. a friendly face! ) ( even if their features feel a little indistinct right now. ) ( they lightly feel mokou's hands on their body, a shirt being pressed against the wound. oooh, it hurts. but it's dulling. )

// sorry they're a little freak

( covering their stomach with everything they've got. ANYONE could help, it doesn't matter, they just NEED HELP. ) p-please...

h-help...

// guess the answer to "can you all be fucking nice" is no, considering.

// look on the bright side. i could do a weird route event. then this kris would really be fucked up

20!

no. somebody fucked their hair up.

million billion isn't a number! you mean 50 quadrillion. :-) 4.5e+26! orrr... 450000000000000000000000000!

( nod nod! they aren't aware of the emotional state they've put them in, but if they were, they'd be supportive. ) i have no reason not to be nice to you. :-)

10,000!

4!

havse you seen their hair [ ...frisk's haircut is basically the same... ]

oh! you mean multiplying! yes, i do know math. :-)

of course!!! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ fly high, mokou... fly high... ( they don't even have wings but okay. )

i think... you can become whatever you want to be! ( very optimistic! ) i am simply telling the truth. ( nod nod! )

( secretly kyaa'ing over berdly being protective over them because they're very normal )