I never even considered that Pluey could be a woman. Maybe I'm the problem

My kin list. If you even care.

[ NC ] ... My sixth sense is acting up. Another Berdly just did something really stupid.

* That Flower? Noelle "SAID" it was a "get well soon" gift for me! * . . . p-please don't tell her I used the quotations . . . #DELTARUNERP - #MVRP - #RPSKY

If you were cool in high school, you didn't ask too many questions. You didn't have to ask, and that's what cool was: the ability to deduct, to know without asking. And the pressure to simulate coolness means not asking when you don't know.

They're lucky I'm not beating their ass. ... They're lucky I'm not GOING to, either.

[ NC ] I might be a girl but I've got being a Hero of the Prophecy to worry about so I don't really give a fuck about that right now.

Berdly city is in fucking flames

📲 >> So do I. 📲 >> ... Doesn't make it okay. 📲 >> Whatever happened, I'm sorry. Hope you weren't physically harmed, at least.

📲 >> ... You don't seem "fine". 📲 >> Something tells me I might've dodged a bullet? 📲 >> Choosing not to come with, I mean. 📲 >> Let me guess. It got ugly.

📲 >> Kris? They're holding up fine. 📲 >> At least. I hope they are. 📲 >> Are you okay?

OOC : // This one person fhat said "Susie and Berdly are the same kid, except Susie is the result of negative attention and Berdly is the result of insincere positive attention" oooohhhh I'm ki

OOC : // If I think too hard about Susie and Berdly being foils of each other I start to go insane

OOC : // Relevant once again 💖 bsky.app/profile/smar...

( they wonder if noelle would notice that they're here. ) ( they confided in her semi-recently. she listened. ) ( ... but that doesn't mean they're friends again. she said they were, but... ) ( they miss her, right now. they obviously miss berdly and susie too, but. they really miss her. )

( they want their dad. )

( their body really hurts. waking up alone... in a hospital... it's scary. ) ( it's by necessity, of course. can't have people hovering over when their blood is replaced. ) ( but still. )

( they don't remember coming here. huh. )

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hope you die and I hope it's because they kill you.

Hope you rot.

Pest.

Yeah. Go to hell. And say hi to all your twins for me while you're there, too.

Yeah? I hate you too, then. Asshole.

OOC : // Yeah he is going to be fucking pissed at all the main Krislings for a while now sorry 💔

What the hell is your problem, anyway.

Not in the fucking mood for this today.

[ ... Rubbing at his eyes. ]

📲 >> KISS? WHAT??? 📲 >> Hahaha funny joke. You cannot say this shit yo me right now 📲 >> ... Ok maybe they need that though. God whatever. My head isn't on straight right now 📲 >> Talk to you later.

📲 >> i. 📲 >> I'm. Going to stay here with them 📲 >> They need me. They need me 📲 >> God ok wait. You should telk Susie too 📲 >> My Susie. The nerdy one 📲 >> They're best friends 📲 >> I don't know if she could help but this shouldn't be hidden from her

📲 >> yyeah 📲 >> You're right. God. They need me 📲 >> Ugghh they might make this weird though they do that a lot 📲 >> God what am I even saying. I don't care damn it i just 📲 >> I DON'T want them to fucking die 📲 >> They're the only kne who remembers me

OOC : // He's freaking out 💖

📲 >> That fucking Susie beat the shit out of me earlier too 📲 >> Don't know what the fuck her problem was. 📲 >> Yeah. O fucking kay. 📲 >> Just be cause we're all "WRONG" or whatever the fuck theur problem is 📲 >> Makes it okay to try an d fucking murder us? 📲 >> Damn it. God DAMN it

📲 >> That fucking miserable sack of shit. 📲 >> Of course ut was them. Of course. 📲 >> Of fucking course.

📲 >> WHO 📲 >> WHO 📲 >> I'M GOING TO FUCKING END THEM

📲 >> Yyeah 📲 >> Took them to. The hospital 📲 >> I'm fucking. Freakung out 📲 >> Who the fuck did this. I'm gona fucking kill them.

OOC : // Tgis is Berdly being pissed. Not me. I love drama, as I said

Fuck. Fuck. FUCK.

OOC : // HEY THEY'VE EXISTED FOR TWO HOURS

... Fuck. Fucking hell. I need to cool off.

// guess the answer to "can you all be fucking nice" is no, considering.

no. somebody fucked their hair up.

( secretly kyaa'ing over berdly being protective over them because they're very normal )

Lay your fucking hands on them and I'll break your arms.

... You're thinking about the lockers again, aren't you.

... Fine. The same as always.

... They're nice. [ He also agrees with the "cute" part but he is NOT saying that shit out loud. ]

Yes, that's the Kris from my timeline.

Can you all be fucking nice

i am Literally nice. :-)