I'm watching The Long walk, it's disappointing that David Jonsson's role is the magical negro.

32.8 kilos of dog laying on my legs which is cozy, only let down by my dogs elbows. Xoloitzcuintli have the worst pointy elbows it's no exaggeration

On Facebook I've started telling old reformers that the Reaper is sniffing about them and that they may not make the next election.

I've been reading Reddit again! #knitting #crochet #reddit youtu.be/rcN7UKDkvkE

I only found out TODAY that the dog Xenomorph was played by a whippet, that surprise surprise didn't like that costume and didn't wanna do anything they wanted it too. Of all the breeds 🤣🤣🤣 sighthounds are far too weird for that

Russia: Rabies outbreaks documented in 16 regions including Moscow. 🍿

Next year Oaky will be 2 so we are looking to get another one so that we will have two Xolos. Told hubs that once the second dog is past their teens I'm rehoming a greyhound and he went off his head 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Pope’s response to being threatened by the Pentagon? - Cancelled his July 4th US visit. - Spending our 250th birthday on an island where African migrants wash ashore. - Told Catholics to call their reps and demand an end to the Iran war. The first American pope. He will NOT be bullied by Trump!

This week I did car things without anyone having to remind me. 1. Annual service 2. Brought up an issue which they rebooked to fix under warranty. 3. Issue with fix and I took the car back without getting anxious. Fixed it and apologised. 2. MOT booked for 24th.

Today she tells me that he has applied for universal credit for two out of the four kids (youngest two). Bro is on 60K a year. I hope the DWP call him up laughing at him.

From this point onwards I'm going to start posting about my sister's ex husband because he is thoroughly getting on my nerves

⚡ Russia wants to capture Pokrovsk, other key Donetsk Oblast towns by end of April, Zelensky says. Zelensky's assessment cites new Russian military maps he reviewed with his top military chiefs.

I keep seeing people say that the Russian Submarine is a distraction. No, believe it or not there are several awful old white men terrorising the world, they all need to be taken seriously.

It feels at the moment that America is making an enemy of everyone. When the country is flat ass broke. Like for real. Do average Americans realise this? Like his serious the situation is?!?!? It literally is now paying out more in loans and interest than it makes.

My algo on tiktok must have heard me because my fyp just coughed up a lady showing the world a "snickers salad". It looks horrendous

I might just start it, fuck it! Why should they have all the fun.

I'll never understand why Americans trash beans on toast when it can be one of the most delish dinners going. As a British Caribbean especially because we add onions and spices etc. nomnomnom

When someone comes up on your feed who you've blocked everywhere else

Final performance. Thank god

We've had no TV or internet for two days, and my 8-year-old nearly induced a panic attack when she asked me "Dad, is this how it used to be in the olden days?" Olden days.

"Listen up dude, you don't want to be messing with our Pope," says Italian street cat.

If there is no bass or soul to your voice then the phrase "built different" sounds cringe

I don't think we are talking enough about the astounding historical twist that one of the most powerful institutions standing up to defend liberal democracy around the world today is the Papacy

My boy this morning, he's bilingual you know

The decision by Starmer not to follow the insanity of Trump looks wiser by the day. You don't accept a lift in a car driven by a drunk. Closer links to our friends and neighbours in Europe is the future.

I'm at the dealer while they fix an issue and the coffee machine has broken so I walked to Tim Horton to get it and a bite. Genuinely this is all basic, I need someone who likes it to tell me why

Spanish PM Pedro calls for the IMMEDIATE ARREST of Netanyahu He said: "Netanyahu launched the worst possible unjustified attack against Lebanon. His contempt for life and international law is intolerable. He is a criminal that must be arrested immediately.” #cdnpoli

I genuinely don't understand the fuss about Tim Hortons. When I tried a burger it tasted like a 1980s cheapo Iceland burger

Guys you wanna know what these allegedly apocalyptic "changes" are? It is a change in how many members of the LRT Council need to vote in favour when you are seeking to remove the general director from a two-thirds majority to a simple majority. The LRT Council is composed of 12 people.

When I was a teen, I had a boss who said when he was a boy in the 1940s, his family "escaped Germany and moved to Argentina." I was so naive I assumed he was Jewish until I read his obituary and learned he was... not.

I'm obsessive about Zombie/ Apocalypse/ End of world survival stuff. But I can't help thinking that in all of the above scenarios I would probably end up with a beard because I have PCOS and I always lose my tweezers

My neighbours are rude and I had to tell them several times to stop hanging their washing on our joining wall (they have a line), since we got a dog that has stopped but I'm secretly annoyed because my dog loves pulling things off the wall

No he isn’t. He was elected twice. Americans are holding America hostage, you just refuse to see it.

Hey, FIFA! You need to cancel all World Cup games scheduled to be played in the United States and redistribute those games to be played either in Canada or in Mexico. The US must be sanctioned! #StopTrump

A prime example is Chumbawunba - Tubthumping

I don't know what happens to us in this country 🇬🇧 but once you get to a certain age you start enjoying songs you didn't like because they're nostalgic.

#theboys no matter how many seasons in I am never unsurprised when I see the guy with the mutant dick

It's migration season! Monarch butterflies travel over 4,000 km to winter in Mexico's stunning oyamel forests. Witness the beauty of nature's incredible journey.

if you have a pet, i highly recommend snuggling them for a few minutes. bury your face in their fuzzy fur and breathe. it helps. we’re really lucky pets exist.

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

If you’re implying that terrorism is the solution to changing the current US leadership, then I would suggest not. American division is what’s burdened the world with a figure like Trump. Ignoring the grave moral implications, political violence will just worsen things for everyone.

Every single person who bears the citizenship of a country is responsible for that country. There is no optout.

This is Brandy. She practices self-care by dissociating in the bathtub. 13/10 honestly no notes (TT: monkeyshinekennel)

The world cup and the Olympics, both need to be cancelled

I'd save the dog and push their heads under

Yes, Trump is nuts, but to think that 77,302,580 Americans were incapable of seeing this train coming down the tracks is probably the most disturbing. Either didn't see it, or didn't care. Either way.

Anyone in congress not actively moving towards removing him is complicit.

Please stop using AI