In case anyone was wondering about my latest mild annoyance: Reddit gave me a “warning” for saying “straight people are too boring to be main characters”. Suck my diiiiiiiiick.

So Nintendo understands the value of isolation when it comes to the high fantasy Zelda franchise but not the space horror-themed Metroid. Good grief. Innovation is one thing, but adding a comedy sidekick to Metroid is like giving Mario an assault rifle. It’s the wrong idea for tone and gameplay.

I procrastinated making dinner. Imma fuckin executive function genius.

I have hated doom eternal’s marauder from day one. It’s an insipid bullet sponge. And some game design genius decided the best thing to put in the dlc was a status effect that made enemies twice as fast and gave them health pools the size of the motherfucking Atlantic Ocean.

“If you want a vision of the future, imagine a cartman gif shrieking “respect mah authoriteh!” forever”

New Bluesky update saying that you can’t post nsfw art unless it’s got a Fanduel ad on it somewhere is crazy

I don’t like to be too judgmental but it just bothers me when people use characters from franchises but the character described is so disconnected from anything the namesake was, did or represented that it’s not even clear why the author is using the name.

Look, I get that spindlehorse stuff isn’t your cup of tea. That’s your business. But for the love of god, stop trying to make it Objective. “The Concepts have Unrealized Potential!” No, you just don’t like where the story went with them.

bunnyposting 126: that last bulk cycle went pretty well guess i can push off the cut and cultivate even more mass, right? 🎨: @sizabledanger.hyper.wang

Rest in piss Charlie Kirk While I have the Bluesky mod team’s attention, I just want to say I think this policy is fucking moronic. “Yeah, let’s ban the consensually made porn and not the exploitative stuff”.

Ghosted by another job, I am genuinely about to crash the fuck out. I am sick to fucking death of dealing with robots and when I do get an interview spending the whole time proving I’m not one of those unemployable generic freaks who doesn’t like eye contact.

Growing Sol Lei 2 She's one more growth from hitting +6 Sp ATK!

Growing Sol Lei Help her hit +6 Special Attack to sweep!

65 degrees is an unconscionable temperature. Too cold to be warm and too hot to be cool. We should abolish this number.

Ever wanted to see Sal absolutely massive? Well now you can! Gonna leave this running for 24 hours and draw Sal's final size at the end~

How can we defeat evil, if evil is mourned when it’s defeated? (Repost because it was reported)

Meet Beefsteak! 👋🍅 (what kind of mutation should we give it?)

BlueSky Moderation has absolutely failed us as a community. 💀 You've allowed this target hit piece to remain up, it is blatantly lies, slander and puts the trans community at higher risk. 💀 Your moderation team has again and again demonstrated that they are not fit for the job before them. 💀

Bluesky really doesn't want people to say "rest in piss" about Charlie Kirk aftermath.site/bluesky-char...

@bsky.app suspended nathan's account for saying 'rest in piss', unbelievable

So its not violence to spend your entire life advocating for shootings, violence against marginalized people, several genocides & covid denial, but it is violence to say "haha a nazi died"...good to know safety's well thought out definitely not heinous stance. Always question who defines "violence"

WHY HAVE I BEEN LUNGED AT BY TWO SPIDERS TODAY

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: DOJ Deputy Chief Joseph Schnitt was caught on a hidden camera saying the government will “redact every Republican” from the Epstein files and leave only the Democrats. He also revealed that Ghislaine Maxwell was transferred to a minimum security “to keep her mouth shut.”

Dead space 2 was fun but by the end I’d gone all the way from being terrified of the necromorphs to yelling “oh my god, this spitting motherfucker again?”. The horror starts evaporating once the answer to the question of “is there a monster around this corner?” becomes invariably “yes”.

Bullying graham linehan online is praxis lmfao

After twelve years of watching trump constantly break the law and common decency, I have to say that any democrat who still thinks revealing that he is a repugnant criminal will somehow undermine him has to be… well, *stupid.* apple.news/A4cU2VLVuT9u...

When you play a game on hard mode, you start seeing all the little pains in the ass that didn’t use to be a problem because they didn’t kill you. Like a hitbox that extends just slightly farther than you can dodge.

Wait, does this mean tigers have lactase persistence?

val gets bigger

City-sized playground

Let’s see… Bioshock 2 Hades Shovel Knight Hollow Knight Another Crab’s Treasure Doom ‘16 Dead Space Resident Evil: revelations God of war 2 Skylanderw Giants The 2s are on here for being straight improvements on their predecessors. No shade to the originals, they just got better with practice.

what big teeth you have

Is it a rock or is it a sandwich?

Always pay attention to the label! 💊stream colorsketch for @arenovas.bsky.social!

Fuck JK Rowling for being fascist scum.

#art #bluesize #comission #furry #plush #plushie #plushy #wolf Sometimes it's nice to just be small and snuggly, and @tuzzleton.bsky.social knows how to illustrate that perfectly! 🥰😍💖 I absolutely adore this lil plushie of me, and wish she was real so friends could snuggle with me all the time! 💙🐺🧸

allegations

Tried lost planet: extreme conditions. Ran away from scripted monster sequence. Got auto-killed a few times. Finally made it to the scripted end point. Died in cutscene. Woke up later. Began game. Fought monsters. Came to ice wall. No way up ice wall. Tried jumping in river. Died. Quit.

Hey, remember to go love your fellow T-Rex !

Don't tell me what you "meant" by your post. I, the post consumer, will decide what you meant. And frankly what you meant was disgusting

A custom inked com for @bjyord.bsky.social ! This "little" shiba has a massive growing ass, cock and stompers. Growing uncontrollably and they can't stop them!

Happy birthday to me :)

Realizing I haven’t heard of Elon doing anything stupid in a while and being filled with dread

Currently playing heavenly sword. Dante’s inferno may have been utterly repulsive, but this is worse. It’s tedious.

TW: robody horror, mechanical gore(?) So I felt a little bad for voting to kill off @/ mothmaid ‘s OC. I decided it would only be fair to sacrifice my own.

WHY WOULD YOU BUILD IT IN TEXAS

Fuck, can’t sleep. Too warm and can’t stop thinking of internet arguments that make me want to self-harm.

You may be thinking “wow, your bio is weirdly in-depth and uncomfortably passive-aggressive” and you’d be right. I changed it because people said some really, really stupid shit to me and I’m hoping putting all my legally protected categories will curb the bullshit next time someone wants a fight.

Tub-gator doodle 🐊🚿 #furryart #gator #sketch

Good place for a jog, huh?