Working on a theory that a game’s possible boss fight quality is inversely proportional to the number of dodge buttons available to the protagonist.

Repost to scare Bluesky developers

I am going to become a supervillain who hits people with a writing desk

No. Absolutely not. Arkham Knight did not just fridge Barbara Gordon for the SECOND TIME. Of all the wasteful, idiotic, uninspired, downright cheap… Christ alive. It’s like these people only know how to do three things with female characters- kidnap, maim, or kill. Alright. This game can get bent.

So I started Arkham knight, and honestly it’s pretty bad. It’s not unplayable, or even unenjoyable, but the script could’ve used another pass. So, having completed maybe 30% of the game, here’s what I think it needs. This analysis will make the obvious assumption that mister knight is Jason Todd.

Repost this Mal0 right the fuck now!

Attempted to treat the despair with ice cream. May have helped.

Crashed into a depressive episode as of… yesterday, I think. The self-harming probably should have clued me in. Hm. You’d think being in a house with other people would help with the loneliness, but it really doesn’t. This atmosphere is not livable.

Repost if you'd date people twice your height

was just reminded that tomorrow is april fool’s day and especially this year can we just… not, please

HAPPY #MacroMarch PART 2! Blue is already SO big & we start with a +52 multiplier! LET'S GET HER BIGGER! 1Like > 1ft 1Repost > 2ft 1Comment > 5ft & every 5€ donation will add +1 multiplier <3 ko-fi.com/fioillustrat... | #art | #growthdrive | #growth | #sizesky | #Bluesize |

Bones Growth(?) Drive Phase 3! Or, "Edie Gets What Edie Wants!" Likes add 6 inches! Replies can add between 1 and 48 inches! (Default: 24 inches) Every 10 reposts adds a 1.5x multiplier! (Yes, this one goes up!) You have until Monday (Mar 30) at 11am eastern. Go nuts! #SizeSky #MacroMarch

Phase 3!!! Chorus takes the lead this time... Still plenty of time to to mix things up with half the month to go!~ Starry looks like he's enjoying the view in the meantime at least~ #sizesky #macromarch #giantess

“Mildly tall boys think they’re gods” Man, who remembers that reference? Anyway, enjoy my attempt at perspective, shading and… well, _that._

MACRO MARCH PART TWO!!! Off to a powerful start as the two of them practically rival highrises already! But how much further can we push it? Chorus is definitely going to need extra ‘mass’ to take on that growing behemoth… #MacroMarch #Sizesky

Headache. Am I sick or sick and dehydrated? I am not impressed by this life thing.

[Growth Drive - Update 2] #SizeSky #MacroMarch With August already SO big, how much bigger could he possibly get!?!? ❤️= 1 Mile 🔁= 10 Miles 💬= 50 Miles 👤= 100 Miles P🟧= 250 Miles/💲 ☕️= 500 Miles/💲 Animated Donation Goal: 70 / 450

As someone who makes kink art (and writes more often, under other accounts) I try to be responsible about it. No stereotypes, fair treatment of female characters, etc. But I think there’s another trap you can fall into where you start to think you’re superior to other people because-

Part 3 of Ari’s growth drive! a sudden growth spurt has cause the neko to outgrow the house she was in! with a shocked expression on her face an update to the size multipliers have doubled suddenly… lets keep growing! #giantess #macromarch #growth #sizesky #bluesize

[Growth Drive - Update 1] #SizeSky #MacroMarch August is currently 17,323 Feet tall! And has lost sight of Bruce!! What will he do!? ❤️= 1 Foot 🔁= 10 Feet 💬= 100 Feet 👤= 1000 Feet P🟧= 1 Mile/💲 ☕️= 10 Miles/💲 Animated Donation Goal: 65 / 350

Was only a matter of time before I started drawing them [ #deadlock #moonshine ]

I’ve lived through just about two republican presidents and every single time I swear they cause like three concurrent financial crises.

Since we're already the 12th, I'll do a "smaller" #GrowthDrive for #MacroMarch this year ! The girls are makin' Ed' grow ! #SizeSky Interact with this post to decide how much ! ❤️ = 2 cm (1") 🔁 = 5 cm (2") 💬 = 10 cm (4") ☕️ = 30 cm (1’) Here’s the Ko-fi link as a reminder : ko-fi.com/ednem3

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[Growth Drive - Start!] #SizeSky #MacroMarch August was hit with a Growth Spell "by mistake!!" How will it affect him!? Only time will tell... ❤️= 1 Inch 🔁= 6 Inches 💬= 1 Foot 👤= 10 Feet P🟧= 50 Feet/💲 ☕️= 50 Feet/💲 Animated Donation Goal: 0 / 250

Happy #MacroMarch! Let's have a #growthdrive with our beloved @growthslut.bsky.social !😉 We can make her grow like this: 1 Like = 1Inch 1 Repost = 5Inch 1 Comment = 1ft For every 5€ donated to my Ko-fi we will add a multiplier, 5€= x2, 10€= x3 ect ko-fi.com/fioillustrat... Let's make her huge!!!

Well. I finished the umbrella academy. That was such a bullshit ending.

First entry for Mari-Own Month! I will draw as many pieces of Mari-Own this month as I can until I suffer burn out! I will post older Mari-Own works as well! Each piece will not be posted on each consecutive day, however. Please excuse the scenery, I suck #oc #originalcharacter #giantess

So, the n-word at the baftas. To start off, it’s important to note that slurs are more than mean words. They precede lynchings. They are a statement of intent that you are a second class of person and will be treated as such. Now let’s talk about what happened next.

One interesting definition of fridging that I’ve heard is OSP’s variation of the sexy lamp test. If your dead character could be replaced by the lamp from Christmas Story, and your story would remain largely unchanged, you’ve probably committed a fridging.

@starkat1138.bsky.social ‘s maytarch male! Allegedly, they are koboldish in stature and their wings are more proportional than those on the females.

@starkat1138.bsky.social described the maytarch aliens as a sort of raptor-bug where the females were about 4x the size of the males. I hope I’ve tuned into the inherent hotness in the idea. I imagine this one is blocking a corridor she could have lain down in sideways before her transition.

Despite what the sequel hatemob might claim, people like star wars! They like when it introduces interesting new people and places! That’s part of why the sequels ended up failing, I think, they didn’t introduce anywhere that felt particularly worth revisiting like the prequels or OT did.

Dark souls update: I have not moved from the bonfire. Checked google for advice. Apparently I could run past the enemies? But why? Is this a game about running? I wanted to duel things! Just not the exact same things twenty billion times in a row! Starting to be glad I didn’t pay full price.

I’m finally playing thought dark souls and I think I’m starting to see the problem. It’s not hard, it’s boring. Die, stumble through the exact same enemy gauntlet with no variation, repeat.

Anthropomorphic Epona There is an alternate "horsier" version 🐴 but that version will only will appear after♻️ 500 reposts♻️

Found a spider trying to spin a web under a table. Moved it to ceiling. I think it is happier there.

Dear god. Every player on splatoon 3 salmon run is *completely* *fucking* *incompetent*. “Yeah just let me kill that fucking scrapper on the shore” -statements from the reasons I haven’t ranked up yet

I had a Reddit account where I wrote things for people to read but I deleted it because Reddit rewards pointless trolling. It was a spur of the moment decision. But I was in the middle of messaging someone who wanted to use my writing. Now I don’t know if they’re going to be able to find my work.

Slightly diminish a video game title: Dim Spirits Biozap Dogenstein Misfortune Indefinite Mostly Hollow Knight Mostly hollow knight: threadtune

Finished wolfenstein. Honestly kind of down on it. I may just not have “lean out of cover” instincts, but I suspect that leaning would still get me shot. Giant robots are a pain to fight and always spot you.

Weirdly, I think this might be the only art I’ve had cause to repost so far

So I’ve been playing wolfenstein: the new order and I have to talk about this. There’s a part where BJ has to break out of a Nazi prison, and he needs a battery to power a remote control that’ll disable the giant robot guard. Simple enough.

@growthslut.bsky.social mentioned getting herself a genderbend form, and I just had to realize the concept! I hope I made him handsome enough. Probably the lewdest thing I’ve drawn yet. CW: there is a penis. #growth

Growing some cutie slowly.. Subtly.. Perhaps they don't even realize how much smaller things have become... How easier the higher shelves have gotten How cute everyone looks down there Their steps having a bit more weight beneath them Surely things were always like this.. Right~?

I need a sona. I’m thinking… possum.

(Silksong spoilers) Hateful area. Insipid.

Good evening, everyone, and remember: cold is just heat leaving the body. Which is very bad.

Never was specifically into the whole maid thing, but I do make exceptions. The monster girl idea of the shoggoth kind of spoke to me, but she needed to be bigger.