The only liar I see in that dinner is Amanda #inthecity

My head is elsewhere cos I completely forgot I had to attend a class last night and this morning 😞

At the community pool and a woman with the blue line flag is here and I want her to stay the fuck away from my kid

Summer used to be fun and then I became a mom 🫩

I feel like every artist (ahem phoebe) right now kinda steals from manu terrors and it's pissing me the fuck off.

Threads users glazing the “accountability” West took in the whiteboard video as if he’s not a proven pathological liar

I want to adopt/foster all the dogs that ICE leaves behind, they truly are Nazis.

My friends work in music studios and are always playing music and we used to jam all the time, and my dream for my kid is to let her have studio time with them with her lyrics, just like I dreamt when I was a teen writing music

I wanna know the skirt Ariana wore on casa amor tonight, I feel so jealous of those who saw it in theaters #loveislandusa

Also, I like Liz, I know it's only part one, but 🤷🏽‍♀️ I like her (in my jersey voice)

Being drunk and going on threads is a bad idea

I cannot wait to be in San Diego this July for the thrift shopping alone, I am searching for ballet flats 😞 I know, the trend is taking me back to 2005

I love messages like this from my listeners ❤️‍🔥

@kmoney.bsky.social literally called this season of love island, lust island, before this whole "lustful" narrative took over

not people hating on sol for just explaining her side of the story, yall are so corny to think an hour of a show that producers edit is making you not believe what the actual contestant went through

I do not want to hear a LICK of complaining from her on the OC spinoff. ENOUGH.

I think Taylor lost herself in this embarrassing relationship and it shows in her latest album.

Updated my voter registration at a pride event last weekend. Utilize these services! Ask your friends if they are good to go for the midterms!

I hope whoever voted him three times dies a karmic death, but y'all are dying slowly by the shit he promised to do in that 2025 project, and you dumb bitches didn't want to listen.

West Wilson BUM West Wilson SWEATY West Wilson UNFAITHFUL West Wilson UNEMPLOYED West Wilson ENEMY OF THE NEW YORK KNICKS

Why are we trying to make Shamea's mother a thing in the show #rhoa

*whispers* she's a fake ass fan, loser

My daughter's summer song is heat waves by glass animals and that makes me so proud.

Does anyone else apply chapstick on their kid while they're sleeping?

I'm having fun blocking all the dumb white women on threads

You're not an ally if you support Taylor Swift, who has been silent on EVERYTHING POLITICAL/LGBQT+IA COMMUNITY

I swear I'm talking to juveniles on this app.cos WTF do you mean REASONING?????

One of my biggest problems with the term “Epstein Class” is that it’s often just used as a political cudgel and what’s gotten lost in the conversation is the systemic abuse of women and girls

Alessia Cara "here" is fucking whack and has always been whack, COME FIND ME.

Unfortunately after what las culataristas did to Jasmine Crockett, I stopped listening to their podcast and I will not be supporting their awards show.

Planning to have a talk with my neighbor tomorrow morning cos me and my husband were gaming and we had our window down, so my neighbor proceeded to play loud house music NEAR MY 6 YEAR OLD DAUGHTERS ROOM WHILE SHE IS SLEEPING. it's one thing to fuck with me,but don't you fucking dare go after my kid

Caitlin Clark is such a loser

You were 9 when you first heard Taylor Swift, I was 19. BABES, we are not the same. That girl deserves every criticism from my POV.

I'm really good at removing myself in situations that don't work for me, deuces ✌🏼

Whitney is Amanda but in a different font #inthecity

The swifties are so annoying on threads

I'm having a revenge summer

Are people not cleaning themselves properly that there is a body deodorant spray? We truly live Idiocracy times.

Jesus Christ please don't let California have a Republican governor

I used to be the girl that said I'll have five kids, and then I had one and had postpartum and it changed everything. Women need to know this more before they make promises like this to men. #loveislandusa

I wish I could hire a medium for my best friend so her grandma can tell her she doesn't need to marry that schmuck of a man.

So colon wishes he never started bike riding so this wouldn't happen and doesn't blame his manipulative motive with both Caitlin and Moriah. Fuck this dude. #thetruthandtragedyofmoriahwilson

I need my girl renate to play Moriah now

Sorry to report here, but I am having fun on threads. please don't jinx me social media app gods.

One thing about me, when a housewife reposts or likes or even dm's me, that is an instant follow from me. idc sue me.

I'm not gonna lie, if Kelsey did a GRWM makeup tutorial I would be all over that #rhori

First Pride post I saw today. A good omen!

Tate McRae DOES look like a nobody jersey girl

How many Supergirl movies and shows are they gonna show till they realize WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT GIRL SUPER HERO.

Liz is losing me this episode #rhori