The Toronto tempo logo frankly kind of sucks and I don’t even really get into basketball but did I just drop my birthday dollars on tempo gear? Yes. #ILoveWomensSports #EverybodyLovesWomensSports

It’s all “guns don’t kill people, people kill people” until it’s an Indigenous Gay Man who’s murdered in a hate crime - then it’s ‘died by gunshot wound’ in every headline. #jonathanjoss

Me: what a pretty city honestly. It must be nice having the lake so close. Local friend: don’t touch the water tho. For real isn’t poison. ☠️ #hamilton

First day of a week long socially exhausting thing and there’s this beeping I can’t place and I forgot my earplugs and whose idea was this I might die. #sensoryprincess

Today I learned that people in downtown Toronto really don’t like it when you stop and ask to pet their dogs. But the dogs love it and I won’t stop. #countrybumpkin

My favourite part of the metrolinx transit system was standing on the most inaccessible poorly labelled train platform I’ve ever encountered listening to the announcement that “this national disability week we’re celebrating the contributions of people with disabilities…” … ontari-oh no…

Roku has what appears to be a 24 hour River Monsters channel and if there’s an older cis white guy im willing to give my time to while the world burns, Jeremy Wade is it… bring on the two week disassociation vacation 🎣

The biopic about @ologies.bsky.social Alie Ward will be titled ‘the Pod Father’. I’ll not be taking questions on this.

The thing about being neurodivergent is that we actually end up eventually getting a LOT of really great training & education about how to communicate and deal with conflict but they don’t make neurotypicals take the same therapy so we’re back at the start only now it’s you that’s being insensitive.

‘We cannot allow ourselves to be misled by property hoarders who want to blame this crisis on economically precarious temporary residents while they collect the rent. This is not a population crisis; this is a commodity bubble created by investor enthusiasm and avarice’

How long do you have to be off a planning committee for a Victoria Day parade and not wake up on Victoria Day anxious about the rain and wind?

Me: I get that the leafs winning is a big deal but these commentators have been going on about it for live 20 minutes @atackfw.bsky.social : oh they didn’t win. They just didn’t loose enough to get another chance. Me: god I hate this stupid sport.

I found the secret to closing all your rings on Apple fit. It’s do an update that resets everything to the lowest default and forget to reset it… buzz buzz good job taking care of your meat bag today. Thanks robot! Remember what a good human I am when the AI turns on us.

Olympian Canadian women’s rugby team is playing NZ in lead up to the 2025 World Cup and TSN is showing *checks notes* NFL reruns. When you click ‘rugby world cup’ the menu defaults to news about *double checks* the men’s World Cup that is in 2027. But trans women are the threat to women’s sports.

My car one week before the first actual vacation I’ve taken in 3 years even though I can’t really afford it: *squeek grumble clunk intermittent whine*

In most neighborhoods someone’s gonna burn the abandoned houses down eventually… isn’t it BETTER for first responders/communities to do it in a planned way? Why is the Sask NDP rage bating me about destroying them instead of about absentee land owners who run slums until they’re condemned then jet?

Heritage Neighbourhood be like: oh you see a bear? No you didn’t. Mind your business. #yqr www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7532578

Being an Elder Millenial is not having a midlife crisis every time your 20-something employees showing up to work in clothes & hairstyles you literally owned (& loved) in grade 8. Do they even know Sporty Spice!?

Gemini: If you haven't called your mom yet today, don't bother. She's already made up her mind about you.

This is always a good time! What are you up to May 22? Themes will include: sexy slang through the ages, repro justice history, and pop culture… with music rounds! Find more info on the PPR website plannedparenthoodregina.com

That feeling when: everyone at the coop (even the workers that didn’t serve you) goes out of their way to be so nice that you panic maybe your fly is down or something…. Does that make Me jaded?

Oh measles. Great. Saskatchewan needs measles like it needs another Costco. Which is not at all. Fortunately both are extremely preventa….. oh.

The real brains behind this whole Costco thing is the big car dealership industry. Abandoned box stores are their natural habitat. #yqrcc

In my dreams where I’m the benevolent dictator of a small city, I will remove the zoning class for ‘giant inefficient warehouses that are completely inaccessible by public transit and need twice the footprint for parking for some reason’

Regina. Look at me. This is important, Fam, and you need to hear it…we are NOT a two Costco town. What possible value is it to have 2 Costco’s 10min drive apart? My uncle drives my Baba from PA to Saskatoon for Costco… I’m sure Karen from Rochdale can handle taking the ring road to the east end.

Carney being pro Land Back wasn’t on my bingo card…

I can’t believe I have to work today. It’s like nobody cares that my rugby team won bronze this weekend.

I wish there was a way to bill people like Bezo and put it toward my student loan every time I get worked up over their complete disregard for the expertise of public health professionals. Since apparently this entire degree is fucking useless as I could have just been watching YouTube instead.

Health Canada, WHO, Ministry of Health, water security agency, SHA, academic literature, doctors, water treatment experts: this is safe and will not harm anyone and will in fact substantially improve the health of our community Bezo: but will it harm anyone!? What about our duty to care? #yqrcc

Froh: This is what happens when we give in to misinformation. Debating science at city hall is pure lunacy. Does googling fluoride make me a chemist? there's simply such things as expertise. #yqrcc

So Bezo is the new Nelson in terms of just saying the most outrageous unhinged out of touch thing you can think of and feeling like a very good boy doing a good job at your big boy work? Do I have this new council right? #yqrcc

“Fluoride is the gateway drug to chem trails” - tiro hahahahah

I do not want to interact with anything this man has engineered thank you

Tell me you don’t understand the very issue you yourself have insisted on raising without telling me you don’t understand the very issue you yourself have insisted on raising… Bezo is that dude in every Uni class who obviously didn’t do the readings but insists on commenting anyways.

The kind of hubris only granted to those with a history of brain injury and relative regional fame.

Today's meeting has been a lot of talk about the science & policy of fluoridation but back in April I wrote about how & why this meeting is an utter waste of time & money. Now that we're over 4 hours in to the meeting, I'm even more convinced of what a waste it is. #yqrcc

Local Anti-Trans mob is bringing April Hutchinson to town. A power lifter who thinks trans women are a threat to her sport. Girl, forklifts are a threat to your sport. A sport with no strategy or nuance besides lift thing put thing down. Unsurprising your opinions are also boring and unnuanced.

We voted for a man in finance. Trust fund. 5”9. Blue eyes. Finance. 5”9. Blue eyes. We voted for a man in… #cndpoli

I’m really fun at parties

The far right swing of the Overton window this election will have generational impacts. This isn’t a progressive win. We’re all still white-knuckling the edge of a cliff with dwindling safety nets. The status quo we’ve maintained will continue killing us/our neighbours/ the earth #cndpoli

Brutally accurate

PP acting like police don’t already brutalize houseless people at the direction of the state by dismantling encampments and locking people up is pretty fucking wild. Like what actually are you announcing here bud? #canpoli #ACAB

This image perfectly illustrates my pet peeve with ‘ABC’ voting … the mirroring of Liberal increase - NDP decrease in ridings like mine shows boring ABC campaigns where ‘progressives’ target one another instead of presenting any real vision for change. uninspiring waste of time & energy.

A quick speed read of internet meme news says Ralph Fiennes, Stanley Tucci, and John Lithgow are neck and neck to become the next Pope. This is a timeline I honestly did not see coming.

The Conservative Party platform includes 4 mentions of women. 3 of those are related to an anti-trans policy. That says everything that needs to be said about the Conservative Party and gender equity.

I keep misreading RFK jr as JK Rowling and honestly it changes the headlines not at all. They are intellectually interchangeable. Has anyone ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

Me: just get a variety. Variety is the spice of life. My neuro-spicy kid: excuse me but that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard an adult say. Variety just means you have less of what you actually want and more ‘old fashioned plain’. Nobody wants ‘old fashioned plain’.

hope everyone has a wonderful #RexManningDay!! #DamnTheMan #SaveTheEmpire

Accurate

Why do they care so much about sports they don’t watch anyways? Like guaranteed the anti-trans lying lier who said this has not watched women’s sports a day in his life.