Can the 49ers please wear these for once!!

Every milestone is worth celebrating!! #sober #sobriety

Detroit Tigers playing at 5/3rd Park? 🤢

Didn’t have that on my stabbing bingo card www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

My watch reminding me that last nights Packers game was a bit stressful. Happy tie Monday! 😑

Jerry Jones running the Apple Sports app it appears 🤨

@chrisvannini.com Old school score bug at LCA for red wing 100th anniversary. The clock in the center was the correct time.

Coming Soon: NyQuil Barely Lethal Flu

@bubbaprog.xyz So ABC 4K channel on Xfinity doesn’t take commercial breaks and is like 20 seconds ahead of the HD channel. In your coverage of the tv feeds is this typical?

Of all the weird facts I remember about 9/11, remembering the Rod Roddy the announcer for “The Price is Right” was diagnosed with cancer on that day is the most bizarre. Always think of how that doctors appointment played out.

I’m just a boy with a new T-shirt, waiting for the new Packers season to start.

www.freep.com/story/money/... @radiofreetom.bsky.social probably screaming into a pillow at the thought of driving barefoot.

@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social Found your restaurant

*Narrator voice* I guess you’re wondering how I got here?

I pity the foo who shops at Half Foo Market.

@bubbaprog.xyz Feels like Apple Liquid Glass impact already happening with Fox score bug this year.

Hey a blimp! Who you calling a blimp?! Not you that! Oh ok, my bad. No problem fat ass

Spirit Halloween rising like a phoenix from the ashes of the Rite Aid stores!!!

@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social Here is one for your archives. Fruity Pebble Liquid Death!!

Hulk Fauxgan #wrestling #wwe

This Wimbledon final brings back memories of the 2002 NFC Championship game when Favre threw 6 picks and the Packers got thrashed 45-17. 🤢

It’s hilarious how badly that Toby Keith 9/11 song aged. “We’ll put a butt in your ass it’s the American way!” Yeah those two wars were not boots in asses, draws at best.

Rest in peace Michael Madsen. Great cool guy villain actor but also a poet. I am one of the rare people who own a book of his works.

Rest in peace to the one of the coolest movie villain actors ever. From Mr. White to Bud to Sonny Black he was one villain you kinda always rooted for. Even in that single season ESPN show about Texas Hold’em (Tilt) he was the essence of cool evil.

@mikedrucker.bsky.social How would your younger self react if you went back and told him that in 2025, the public libraries rent out video games? Also love your book.

Everyone: Why is trump mad at Apple this morning? Opens Apple Music Everyone: Oh ok that might explain it.

@bubbaprog.lol #Scoreboardfail, that is not Justyn-Henry Malloy

@thatbilloakley.com Have you had these yet? They are so delicious. So rich in butter and garlic flavor.

Happy Opening Day Everyone!! Stacey May Fowles used to have an awesome email newsletter and had written this back in 2017 and still remains true today.

Everyone congratulate me on finishing the Chicago Marathon as proven by this pullover acknowledging that achievement and was certainly not purchased for $5 at the Nike Outlet.

Happy #313Day to all the #Detroiters.

No alcohol sales during the elections in Honduras, Can you imagine if this was a policy in the US? People would lose the goddamn minds.

Pretty sure my Apple Music Rewind this year is gonna be 1) @chappellroanbr.bsky.social 10 million minutes 2) ???

RFK Jrs America, vitamins bad but cigarettes and smoothies are good!!

You can spend an hour scrolling through Facebook and never see a single friends post but you will see a thousand suggested right wing posts. 🤬

If the federal government is gonna be overthrown why couldn’t they have been like Michael Madsen from 2005, one of the coolest movie villains that you could see yourself kinda supporting but no we get the two biggest losers and the supporting cast of losers.

Groundhog Day movie question to ponder: Does Phil sleep with the old lady that operates the BNB?

Always remember these wise words from @pattonoswalt.bsky.social amazing wife. “It’s chaos, be kind!” - Michelle McNamara

Eagles make the Super Bowl Me: Well at least the fictional characters from Its always sunny and Abbott Elementary are excited.

If the Simpsons wanted to impress with their predictions this one needs to come true. @thatbilloakley.com

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Have to share with you the most entertaining day at the Detroit zoo and seeing five Red Pandas being very playful.