My brother ??? 🥺

I'm vaccinated! Me! I am! I have my shots!

I mean.. that very lovely little lad kidnapped my brother.

That HIDEOUS, UGLY little boy took my brother.

Battinson can suck my nonexistent dick!!

BATTHEW! I'LL NEVER FORGET HOW YOU WERE KILLED IN COLD BLOOD!! YOU WERE MY FAVORITE. BATTINSON SUCKS!

BATTHEW IS GONE! HE'S DEAD!! NEVER TO COME BACK!! MY BROTHER IN ARMS! NO LONGER IN MY ARMS!

JUST LIKE HE EUTHANIZED BATTHEW!!!

Noooo!! I don't wanna be euthanized!!!!!!!!

SKREEEEEEE!!! SKREEE!! SKREEE SKREEEEEE!!!!

C'mere, boy 😈

Noooooo! Not that, silly. Hehehe..hehahahahahahahahhahooohhooohhooheeeheeehheehaaa.. Are you a visual learner???

YES!! YESSS! I WIN!!!! I WIN!!

You like pegging? I can help with that.

He's so pretty I want to brush his hair!! And give him APPLE SLICES!

How did he know I'm a gooner??? Who told!

He's SO COOL!!!!! I MIGHT PASS OUT!!!

That's my best friend!!!!

I see. Someone else to join the "I Fucked The Clown" club...

𝐈’𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝!!!

"IT'S VAMPIRE NIGHT!!!!"

Thank you all for coming to Master Dracula's big Halloween party!! I haven't seen so many people in one place in ages! Doors officially close at 1am EST! Until then mingle on, enjoy the poison free punch and let's boogie! #DraculasHalloweenBash

<— Eating the apples

Our upcoming game will be -- —— 𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 🍎✨ This game will be done in teams, please indicate interest here. #DraculasHalloweenBash

HEY?

// ew- drippy boy

Rapid, nervous pacing about the castle -- their distracted mind having already been the cause for knocking over several trays of fresh baked treats. They'd been scolded twice thus far, but that weren't the cause for the familiar's uneasiness... "I didn't mean to..."

Um..

Coughs. I know the answers.

Sipping the punch in solidarity.

— 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 ‼️ Seems there was something more to that punch afterall! & only Dracula holds the key to the cure! #DraculasHalloweenBash

Batilda's famous punch recipe! Plus a little something special for us grownups!! 🥰😘 It's cute right???

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For our first activity of the party, I present you all with a — 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 🎃✨ Decorate and carve a pumpkin to your likings. And one lucky winner shall recieve a prize. Remember this is PG-13. 𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐦𝐢𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰. #DraculasHalloweenBash

I made the punch!!

Dearests, I encourage you to have fun and enjoy all we have to offer. Just not.. too much fun, of course. But do help yourselves to our complimentary snacks and punch.

Party time!! I cant wait to see everyone's costumes!!! I'm serving snacks! Master Drac made bat cookies..! They're super cute!

— 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬, most anticipated guests and welcome to my castle. From now through the end of tomorrow you are invited to join me for a spooktacular party full of fun, games & thrills. Welcome to . . . #DraculasHalloweenBash ‼️

She's so pretty..

Costumes are encouraged but not required!

I've finished decorating with the fake blood Master Drac gave me. Made a mess but — Wait ... Is this fake?

I will be passing these out... Master Drac doesn't know I bought them.

I, Batilda, shall be serving the drinks & snacks for Master Dracula's event! Feel free to come say hello and help yourself to a treat! #DraculasHalloweenBash

Following the festivities of #DraculasHalloweenBash tomorrow, please brief yourself on the rules of the event.

-𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙤𝙣."

<— Alive

Slowly shoves the body under the couch-

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