I don't know that man! He has STDs!

NOT HIM EITHER

NOT THAT BAT MAN!!

Even more reason to kill him if it makes another person upset. This amuses me.

THAT'S A WHOLE BAT MAN!

I know my dick has been in Dick.

That's not mine?! I know where my dick has been.

My children are vampires! And they look like YOUR BROTHER.

I have two kids..!!

I don't have a bat son????

// Is it true love if you're not telepathically sexting your lover???

// No we're both very serious writers here, Dee 🙂‍↕️

💭 Raven, get out of my head, I am trying to relieve my urges through thoughts of Dick in various explicit scenarios!!

💭My darling.. He who has captured my heart though it is undead, it still beats for you...just my loins ache for you in tandem. To be off on patrol when I am in great need.. I will have to take urgent matters into my own...hand. Posthaste.

// Ravennn 😭 Yk what. Drac's going to do it to spite her because the whole Batilda thing

Hmm.. Yes. It seems blood is not the only thing I shall be sucking.

<— Thinking horrendous things

💭 How it aches me to my core to image your supple frame sprawled beneath me among lavish sheets.. The call of my name sung sweetly from your lips as I relish in the way our bodies unite in ever burning passion....

His hands trace along the canvas of a painted portrait bearing the image of his lover. ".....The captivating shape of your body tempts me to revel in the delight of your flesh...."

Licking blood from his palm -- he had just fed from a rather annoying salesman. "Disgusting..."

Ew.

Oh. Richard. I wasn't aware you'd see that..

Hm.. Quite right. I do think Dick should be a pirate more than once however. Thank you, pirate enthusiast.

The same putrid, tiny man that made me sick.

I'm most certain my son Xarus and my daughter would kill you in a heartbeat.. Well, mostly my daughter. Xarus has been decently behaved as of late. Only decently. I don't like his friends.. befriending the daughter of that putrid, tiny man... eugh.

Fine. Very well.. Your brothers could be worse. My family is no better. I do hope you never meet my..other children.

Damian is something of a fine boy. A diamond in the rough. Tim is .... a good babysitter. Jason... Well, at least you turned out mildly decent to an extent of some sort.

I don't mind us... Less trouble... your brothers are.....special.

They're not lonely. They're needy. There's a difference. And...with...your family..?

There is no issue, Batilda is attention seeking. Because they are bad.

Batthew will do anything if you offer him a bug. He's tasked with watching the boy, he can leave at any time and has chosen not to.

Cue the friendship montage of a desr boy & his new bat friend. 👦🏻💖🦇 𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 '𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘏𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰'𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥. 𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘏𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘤𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘺, 𝘮𝘺 𝘶𝘱, 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘫𝘰𝘺.

Robin is a sweet boy...

I gave Batthew to Robin...

Batthew is not dead.

Ignore the bat. They will be euthanized at dawn.

Stuffing Batilda into a tightly locked cage.

Annnd -- he's turning Batilda back into a bat. Nope.

<— snarling . . . .

Tch...

"Humanity remains flawed and yet they wish to exterminate all they do not understand. Vampires, mutants, metahumans.." "What is not their ideal they will get rid of, and yet all my people wish to do is live. Until man can allow it, they remain an enemy of Count Dracula."

Well, it's not my fault he's stupid. I had a bit more faith.

// anytime Leo 😘

I can't trust ANYONE to actually make good on their need of bloodlust. You all are moronic!! I never get to have fun anymore... I release you, Kyle. Tch.

Ugh. Fine..

...Oh. He's stupid..

. . . . Now . . Why?

[ A heavy sigh, all too knowing there would be consequence, & yet he was weak as ever.. ] Without conditions.... For you, my love, I'd give you the moon and all the stars in the sky. There are no conditions when it comes to my love for you..