Angel Reese!! 😍 👸🏾🪽 #BlackGirlMagic #BlackIsBeautiful #VSFashionShow2025 #VSFS

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Angel Reese!! 😍 👸🏾🪽 #BlackGirlMagic #BlackIsBeautiful #VSFashionShow2025 #VSFS

I've never had duck sauce. Wth does it even taste like?

Can you imagine walking into a beauty supply and seeing this? LMAOOOO! 😂💀

My homegirl sent me this picture from a few months ago. I can't lie; I’m a handsome man. By the way, this is 40. If that's old, hey, call me unc. ☺️✨

The fact that my niece comes to ME to put her baby to sleep! Ugh? Great uncle duties. I won the uncle games. 🥹

Little Rascals is a comfort movie I wanna watch while cuddling with the love of my life

‘White, Poor & Angry: Inside America’s Most Racist Town’ What a caption. 😂

I don’t know what’s more psychotic—waking up every day ready to defend a celebrity you’ll never meet like it’s the Hunger Games, or hating a celebrity so much you basically run a free fan page dedicated to reminding people how much you can’t stand them.

Happy Birthday to me! ✨

If you're still drinking Four Lokos in 2025, find God.

I don't wanna be with anyone too into any celebrity or “public figure”. I want to get to know someone sane and normal.

trump is president again and destroying everything, KFC brought back the potato wedges but not the honey BBQ wings, someone in Cali recently got the plague. God, I’m ready to repent because I know you're ending it all soon.

People who prefer Miracle Whip over mayo aren’t just untrustworthy… they’re dangerous. That’s serial killer behavior and should be put on a watchlist. These are the people who do crazy sh|t like fake pregnancies for attention & unplug life support machines to charge their phone.

We used to be a proper country

One-ply toilet tissue? Bro, this friendship is over.

Being a fat back

It’s lowkey f^cked up that California still doesn’t have any Waffle Houses. Like we got 13,000 vegan taco spots but not one place where I can fistfight a cook at 3am?

If you’re in a happy relationship, post ya boo… or don’t. Ain’t nobody pressed. Just be in love and mind y’all business. It’s not that deep.

I’ve learned to just accept the stuff I can’t control instead of stressing myself out trying to fix everything. Like bro, I’m not the manager of the universe. I’m just here vibing and hoping for the best.

I know your deodorant says 48-hour protection, but please be serious. Shower and reapply every day. It’s deodorant, not a force field.

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The woman, identified only as "Jane," testified during Ghislaine Maxwell's trial that she met Trump when Epstein took her to Mar-a-Lago when she was 14.

It’s wild that I show up to work and they actually expect me to do stuff. Like, be for real. I’m here for my fun co-workers and the paycheck, not the labor.

I'm about to enjoy this weekend. I had a LONG week. 😮‍💨

Don’t show up to my house unannounced unless ur w/ a camera crew, holding a giant check, balloons, & yelling “YOU WON!”… coz if it’s not life-changing money, you’re either getting the door shut in your face or getting side-eyed through the window and a text that says “wyd?”

This little guy is the light of my life. Uncle loves you, Kayson. 🫶🏽🥰 👶🏽

Negative energy will keep people away from you. I wish more people would realize that.

Neck fan because Im not playing with this heat 🤣

This little girl needs a diet and her ass WHOOPED! The parents are in on the bs but still. This girl is 7 (i know 🤣) and acts like this. She curses like crazy in other videos. Smh 🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

Can’t wait for the Netflix mukbang documentary in 10 years called “Chewed Up: The Price of Going Viral”. It’ll probably just an hour of people crying in hospital beds saying, “It started with fast food and… so many seafood boils.”

Everybody needs to do a better job of minding their business

I believe in astrology to a certain extent. Like, you aren't mentally unstable because of your sign. You're just a f^cking lunatic.

Twitter: It's too hot for people to be asking me stupid ass questions

A much simpler time. I miss when life was carefree. 😭

This is literally me playing Mario Kart when someone hits me with a power-up and passes me up 😂

White people happy to have #Juneteenth off

#HappyJuneteenth y’all! 🤩

Wait, so all this time #TylerPerry was the top? Who the hell is letting Madea climb on their back?! CHiiiiiLE! 🤣😭

“This wouldn't be happening if they woulda just came here legall-” #LosAngelesProtests #LosAngelesRiots

Wtf McDonald’s got going on?? 😂

Idk how small the goal is. It feels great when I accomplish one.

Are blimps even still a thing? I can’t remember the last time I saw one. It's been forever.

I can't stand folks who are always cold. Be having the heat on full blast for no damn reason… burning mfs up.

Do y'all think women getting BBLs will ever end? Ngl I’m still shocked that people still get them as the years go on. Especially with other horror stories and botched bodies we’ve seen.

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