5 rolls with advantage using 4 inspiration points to try and get a nat 20. ON THE LAST ROLL!

Babies are funny in the fact they can be totally fine one moment then in an instant they can turn into a never ending fountain of puke.

Will the mariners ever reach the world series let alone win one? I dont know. But what I do know is I will never not root for this team. Mariners baseball has been and will continue to be one of the best reprieves from all the shitty things happening right now. Buckle up for the hot stove!

Fuck it, today is a great day to extend Josh Naylor!

Just remember, every seahawks loss is one day closer to baseball season.

Off to play Balders Gate. Get better Mariners.

Man im so sad.

Dodgers in 4.

I can rest easy in the fact I knew 3 runs would not beat this jays team.

Well dan wilson has ended our season.

Preposterous!

FUUMP

What a fuckin play JP.

To be fair. Only one pitch so far has gone *for* the mariners.

Look what happens when the ump calls the pitch correctly. What a surprise.

Tums counter: 2

Umps eat shit

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE!

Well well well well.

My brother in law insisted today I shave my mustache off(along with my beard). I have not gone clean shaven in probably 14 years. Not happening. Sorry if my facial hair negatively impacts baseball.

Either way this has been a successful season in my eyes. At the beginning of the season I was hopeful they could reach the ALCS and they did. Hopefully they can do just enough tomorrow and keep playing in 2025.

Bummers all around.

Starters are outta gas. Pretty sad.

Not ideal

Fuck you ump. Is it too much to ask for an umpire that can call a correct pitch?

Please.

Men will literally watch Eugenio Suarez eighth inning grand slams on loop instead of going to therapy.

We dont know the kind of player Springer is? You mean a fuckin cheater? Shut up man. I hope George's knee blows up the size of a basketball.

The *Rye* Bread Carrier, by Pablo Picasso, 1905

Thank you Geno.

The vibes? FUCKIN IMMACULATE

Please.

Going to a trunk or treat with my daughter tonight during the game. Hopefully I come back to a huge lead. Castillo has no room for error tonight.

Time to finish off the underdark in Balders Gate 3. We get to watch at least 3 more mariners games this year and that makes me happy despite today's game.

Gotta bounce back tomorrow.

Broadcasters are so happy that they finally get to talk about the Jays offense.

Go get some back!

Was just about to say its nice to have an umpire who isnt a POS. Well, nevermind that.

Mfr just hit JP. Asshole.

Josh Naylor has had to have the most impact of any trade acquisition in mlb history. He is a stud.

SHOVE

The umpire camera is a fantastic replay camera angle. The umpire camera is a horrible live play camera angle.

My baseball watching buddy and I have our usual couch spot secured. Lets get this! Go Mariners!

That Joel McHale spot was hilarious.

Eddings is an embarrassment to the game.

If a platinum glove catcher stares at you like this that means you have a shitty strikezone.

Cals at bat in the 6th he gets absolutely hosed on a strike 2 call out of the zone by at least a ball's width. He just deadpan stares at the ump for about 5 seconds then calls for time.