Faron: “not bad for my first time playing F-Zero 99” he just made that entire lobby mad lmao

hear me out: parasite eve and quest 64 are basically the same game. - octagonal battle arena - inspect everything = profit - confusing upgrade system - both protags can BONK - banger soundtrack - woke in this essay i will discuss my theories on why Aya and Brian would canonically be besties-

This Jon Moxley/Roderick Strong fight. Woof, just get a room #GayWatchesAEW

Kenny Omega has such a great ass #GayWatchesAEW

Got killed by some skank in a Kim Kardashian skin but then she got killed immediately after and I never felt so validated tysm snmhec4tor77 🫶

Congratulations to Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 for winning GOTY :) <3

I have two types of VG characters that will get my attention: little petite woman that fights with unconventional methods / or big buff man showing his chest and/or arms. No Law falls in the second category and I'll be playing that when it comes out. It looks cool. And also hot men. Hot men.

We knew what was gonna win but it was still worth it. They deserved it so much. I’m so happy for their team

TWO TOMB RAIDER GAMES??

Fuck them for putting this hot Santa behind a battle pass

Just beat Metroid Prime for the first time. Now I know why a sequel was wanted for years. Holy shit, what an awesome game

I guess grape was on everyone’s else top wanted list too. 🫠 they beat me to it

This is when you know a f@g killed you, especially in a Pink Ranger skin. This emote is wild and I love it 💃🏻

I did a thing tonight. This took me almost two decades in the making. I didn’t finish school back in ‘08 and always regretted it. My schedule got better, I talked it over with Faron and I finally finished. I cried in the car after the ceremony

🚨 POWER RANGERS ARE BACK IN THE FORTNITE SHOP 🚨

Astro Bot being the best, as usual.

This is a more accurate collection of my 2025. I discovered brat late and then repeated tf out of it for 3 months straight

That Ready or Not 2 trailer looked fucking incredible. My excitement is unmatched to see it

Another fabulously gay emote to add to all my manly skins

“So you know how to count cards?”

To the person who just cut me off at Nicholson and Gardere: do it right next time. I’m tired of being here, take me out

Was able to receive my husband

Late af to work with an espresso blasting Kesha lesgooo

Apparently, the internet did not like Wicked: For Good? I cried 3 times during it, did they watch the same thing???

I can die happy now

So I’m a hypocrite and reinstalled f0rtkn!fe. With new Stranger Things skins, my hope is they eventually put Hopper back in the shop again bc I need that.

I was reminded by a coworker today that these existed. We had the Yellow Ranger set when I was younger. I'm tempted to buy another at my decrepit age of 38

Xbox 360 is now 20 years old (November 22, 2005)

2010 music really was on a different level. This still holds up.

Now that my physical copy of Tomb Raider IV-VI came in, I’m finally sitting down to play the only Tomb Raider game I’ve never played: Chronicles. I enjoy the level layouts so far, much nicer than the various browns of The Last Revelation.

I learned last night Kirby Air Ride just ain’t for me. I was able to play the beta for Riders and was very overstimulated. It’s fun but it’s A LOT. I don’t have the nostalgia bug for the original so that also may be a factor. Super happy Nintendo is revisiting the series. Kirby is always fun

i sobbed

Logged into ACNH in 4 months and was greeted with crusty ass Reneigh leaving. Good riddance! Now I get to spend the day island hopping looking for a cute new villager

Want Indian food so bad and I can’t have it, gonna kmsssssss

How we talk to each other

Out of 32 options, my mouth chose to place a cavity where I had a root canal done 12 years ago. 🙃 My unfortunate Thursday is planned to take that bitch out

chibi-robo 🤖

I’m so jealous of Faron right now

🫤

Watching Uranus Attacks on Tubi strictly for this cute, bearded, chunky thing I follow on TikTok. The movie is cute and doesn’t take itself seriously. Lots of butt jokes. It’s a fun time! Plus he’s cute :3

Omgomgomg

SUN AND MOON MENTIONED!!

I was tired of not having this card so I just used a ticket to get it bc I NEEDED it Anything Togepi related gimmegimmegimme

Yearly reminder that this is a great Halloween album for the spookiez

The Facts of Life is back on Tubi, god exists

Current obsession

Wrestling is so gay and hot. Kyle Oreilly and Jon Moxley should be in this fight naked

Finally watched Weapons. It deserved all the praise it got, what a wild ride of a movie

I asked my doctor to up my Prozac to 40mg yesterday. The universe hit me with a bad fuckin day today so I feel like the timing was fate

Thank god for Kirby