Some people might suggest Hulu shut the Oscars down on purpose so they could kill the brand and move towards Disney+, but I would never be so cynical. Absolute eejits.

So sad that Charli XCX has to wait until Superbowl 120 to do the Half Time Show.

I've just done a 💩 that looks like a sad manatee. Am I ok?

I like that the incoming US administration wants the mineral riches of other nations, strategic routes and room to expand territory. Trump calls it "living space". I bet the Germans have a word for that.

Netflix have Harlen Coben's Done It Again. With Richard Armitage.

We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now. #hcafc

SIMPLY HAVING A

Time to milk the academy for talent until reinforcements can come in the January transfer window. We're buggered with this current set of players, I don't think it would harm some of the younger lads to come in and show what they can do. #hcafc

“But the eggs were just so expensive.”

You see, I'd still have a pint with Slutsky or Shota, I'd have Liam round our house for tea. For Walter, there's a Humbersard to Hamburg flight, via Schiphol, tomorrow at 1730. Ta-ra. #hcafc

Steve Cooper or Mark Robins please. Chairman Peo comes in as Chief Exec to steady the ship and work with the Council #hcafc

"Based on possession, we're on course for automatic promotion, that's the important thing. I'm not concerned with wins or points but the greater glory of soccer." #hcafc

I think I'm in an abusive relationship with #hcafc

Hear me out. Tim Robinson as Riff Raff. Hugh Grant as Frank-N-Furter. Jack Black as Eddie. Conan O'Brien as the Criminologist. Nava Mau as Janet. Henry Cavill as Brad. Matt Rife as Rocky. Let's Do The Time Warp... Again? LDTTWA

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