I ..um...fell into it 😳 This and the heat are really driving me crazy, definitely don't tease me 😵‍💫

Quotes from krypto: Psychologist: what's the worst thing that could happen? A bunch of buff men pointing and laughing at you? Me: ....I can't tell if that's a bad thing Why am I like this 😩

Obligatory doggo too warm post, do not like. Need a heatsink puppy or something because my tiny fan be working overtime

This weather makes me want to get sweaty and worked up with a pup: huffing pits and balls, edging our bones, sloppy kissing and making each other worse. And ice cream. It makes me want ice cream.

Soaking myself got me incredibly worked up, I need to do it more often 😵‍💫 Excuse the piss poor quality (pun intended)

sky likes having a puppy!

Puppy creature

The ultimate cuck fantasy Locked, plugged, padded, tied down, blindfolded, muzzled and helpless as you are forced to listen to audio of Daddy using other boys at an orgy. Don’t know how long i have been here. No choice but to struggle until i eventually give up.

I don't know

Sad about all the sweaty pits going to waste in this hot weather... ...guess I'll just have to huff my own

Doggo put your hole away! It's 9:33 on a Sunday!

Dog is dead. He did big walkies. Eye too big for his paws. Send helps 😵

Running away to the hills to prevent growing up 😋

Social battery

Someone complimented my butt the other day and I've not been able to stop thinking about it since... Do I even have anything back there?

I really need some dumb dog time! 😩🐶 Locked, teased, prostate toy, leaking thoughts from my cage...no thoughts, just a drooly woof 🥴🤤

After a pretty shitty week, seeing these pictures from last Doggy Weekend have made me feel a little better about myself 🥰 Seriously though.... Am I over doing the blue? 😅

I tried to record something scandalous but my phone fucked up (and definitely wasn't my fault)...so have my Easter weekend reading instead 🥰 6 days to rest (and apply for jobs) before chaos begins again

dogfeels

I want to be a horny little mutt, play with my boner and stick things up my tail hole.... But boy have the last few weeks taken it out of me 😩

Help a horny dog out? 😩

Really like this picture of me taken at the weekend :3 (even if I am looking slightly eepy) My choice to go for a variety of blues on my hood is really paying off! 📸: @klubk9.bsky.social / @puppybailey.bsky.social

The mx gear grows, damn you sales!

Going to like a post, realising you already liked it, wishing you could like it again Y'all some sexy fuckers 😩

The duality of: 1) wanting to railed, leaking, completely gooned out, just a hungry little hole And 2) wanting to find a nice corner to lay in and napping for 3 days straight But also having neither

Practice self care by turning yourself into a dog, there is no better way to get yourself away from stress than being a dumb dog chasing their own tail

There's a lot of pits on my feed today...And my only complaint is I can't huff them all 😩😭

You waiting for a written invitation or something?

These were some good vibrations 😏

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "Why is it leaking AGAIN?"

Do you think blue is my favourite colour? 💙 #mxmonday

Eeepy pup is eeepy 😴

Using a GIF or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique! 😉

I just love the scritches okay! They hit the spot 🫠 📸: @klubk9.bsky.social

What's a DOOG YOB and am I one? 🥺

For all everyone’s talk of resolutions and goals, it can be a really difficult time of year if you are struggling. You don’t need a big goal, you don’t need to get to the gym every day. Do whatever you need to look after yourself and get help and support if you need it.

This isn't the white stuff I'm used to 👀

Neurotypicals have reportedly decided to celebrate the same thing happening in the same way again by standing outside in the cold and watching ten minutes of fireworks soundtracked by We are the Champions before heading back inside and moving on completely.

Putting together some small Christmas presents :3

A snapshot of 2025 It's been a mixed year with some darker times, however I feel overall things have improved for me. I'm finding my footing, I'm finding some confidence, and finding my place. No goals for 2026, just to build on where I am now ☺️

New toy, can confirm: very fun 👀

I'm sure this cat is meant to be playing with it's tail or a toy or something but the colouring and placement looks sus 😭

Survived Christmas with the family, how I must hibernate in ergonomic and definitely not suggestive positions 😋

My 2026 goal, if anyone wants to get with that 🥵