Sooo, who's gonna be Ossoff's running mate for 2028?

What's going on here?

"We only want manly-man warriors with baby-smooth skin."

With all the silly shit going on in the world I do want to throw out a thumbs up to @GlobalEntry and the @TSA. Got off the plane from Heathrow and dude says, "Welcome, all good," and I cruised right through and spent the next 90 minutes trying to find where to meet my @uber

Raped children

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

When did David Sedaris turn into an insufferable POS? Or have I simply matured? #RealTime share.google/KbXl4EtyzGyn...

That's one cool mofo. Gawd I miss him 😢

"I read the news today, oh boy Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire And though the holes were rather small They had to count them all Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall"

Make no mistake: 60 Minutes will now be a weaponized propaganda bludgeon for this White House until it's literally more toxic than Steve Bannon's dreams #60Minutes #Pelley

Immaterial whether the crime-fund has been stopped. The judges need to continue w the investigation as to the "serious misconduct," and "fraud." But of course they won't, and it will not be investigated, and the Dems will do nothing about it. Again. share.google/D4GJrQwu2Z1X...

BREAKING: Shecky Briefs pulls out of #America250 concert at White House

Republicans love to say “protect our women” until one of those women won a civil case against Trump for raping her

You can always count on the @nytimes.com to be the opposite of responsible journalism when it comes to the squatting fascist

Nothing to see here, just the son of the President marrying the daughter of the accountant of a notorious child sex trafficker who was best friends with the groom's father. Oh, wait, you didn't know Junior's current new wife is the daughter of Jeffrey Epstein's accountant?

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

The fire is "95% contained." The remaining 5% will be finished as soon as the fire department can find a hydrant.

"When men of power are afraid of those who challenge their power, you have to question what makes them think they have power in the first place" - Lizz Winstead

Dogs are so freaking funny they understand us 100% TT: leannerees31222

#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica #JamesTalaricoForTX

The #WoodenAge

I'd say "poor kid" but we're prolly looking at the next Seth MacFarlane

Release the files NOW!!!! #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Congratulations to the women's volleyball team!!

Welcome to 'Barbra Streisand University' with a 'Sworn Testimony from Everyone You Ever Pissed Off Chaser,' you complete fking idiot #Kash www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

This is now a Three's Company episode #Hormuz

Hey Bill @realtimers.bsky.social To answer your question about what benefit liberals are providing in this space and time: Without their fighting, this is your future, holmes...

Precis: White collar criminals *may* be starting to be held to account, in pretty much everywhere but the United States www.nytimes.com/2026/04/17/o...

Prime Minister Mark Carney and Finnish President Alexander Stubb took the ice for some drills with the PWHL Ottawa Chargers. Absolutely amazing. ❤️🇫🇮🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🇫🇮❤️ ❤️🇫🇮🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🇫🇮❤️

If you think the Pope is a radical leftist, wait till you meet his boss.

JAMIE DIMON: "We all went too far with DEI" Sooo, too diverse? Too equal? Too inclusive? And this person is considered the premiere mind and pinnacle of finance in America. Just this single utterance should disqualify Dimon from anyone's respect, let alone adoration. #GarbageInGarbageOut

Trinity Rodman just made a core memory ❤️

INSANE CLOWNED POSSE: "We gave an entire civilization an unexpected magic silver-bullet of protection and influence and now they won't give it back. Whaaa"

Welcome to the Greatest Show on Earth, while it lasts (the show, and earth)

When even Hitler's birthplace is telling you to dial it back brah...

I got a few "C" words that fit Chuck perfectly

Many years ago the term "intellectually dishonest" described someone making an argument unsupported by facts (res ipsa loquitur: they lying). Haven't seen that term used in many years. Has it been supplanted by "gaslighting"? Are they considered the same?

All it takes is one fact in the spokes to derail these clowns

Guess we're gonna start bombing Venezuela now #WBC

My political argument is that I want my party, the non felon bribery treason child rape one, to put the other one in prison forever

Sooo, hospital ship still headed to Greenland, or naw?

In retrospect, we should have just let them have their fucking plastic straws

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