Pretty sure my country club just imploded at this breaking news...

Can the media please stop saying "He's a transactional President." He's literally a mobster whose entire life revolves around shakedowns.

The #FIFA Peace Prize is akin to the Hannibel Lecter Award for Innovative Cuisine & Taxidermy

President of #Dartmouth saying, "Protest has a time and place," is the most un-American thing an intelligent person could say (and I have 3 family members who graduated Dartmouth). So genius, who's going to decide the right time and place? You? Trump? No wonder they're the only Ivy Trump overlooks.

So great to spend a few days with @rollingstone.com 2023 Artist to Watch #Leepeck in NYC. Big colab news coming soon! share.google/2HEcbCmVed0a...

Roman Polanski is fielding about 80 calls a minute at this point #EpsteinList #Epstein

I'm sure Wilhoit didn’t quite forsee the "protected class" would be the Pedo Class

I developed both the 'Great Value' brand and portions of the 'Sam's American Choice' private label programs for Wal-Mart in the early 90s. By and large all our vendors were name brands (P&G, Heinz, Unilever, etc.) Presented without comment... corporate.walmart.com/news/2025/10...

Dick Cheney was the first person in my lifetime who provided for me the true definition of evil: Someone who would look into your eyes and lie, and they knew *you knew* they were lying. And they didn’t care one bit. #Cheney

Not to pile on the #Louvre but it's kinda easy to bypass their 'security.' Left, me on display at the Louvre. Right, the room in which I was on display, 1 minute after pic was taken #LouvreHeist

You know an article written in mid-2025 that refers to Trump as "an unconventional President" is either a hit piece on the Dems or written by a third-grader from @cnn. Seems both are true here www.cnn.com/2025/10/15/p...

You know what's impervious to A.I.? Global Vice-President, Shower Curtain Ring Division (Yes, he was promoted)

This is all just a distraction while they corner the frozen orange juice market

Real men don’t zip tie children.

Great to spend a couple hours (over lots of seafood) with 2/3rds of the braintrust at Ironbound Films. Looking forward to great things @jeremynewberger.bsky.social

You are not a pirate

#WakeUpAmerica !

I'll never forgive my fellow Americans for electing this utter piece of shit. They enabled an entire government full of the worst human beings imaginable and most Americans are too ignorant to even understand what they've done.

This is going to last through the New Year, or at least until Epstein rises from the dead and declares he doesn't know Donald Trump. Plan accordingly.

irenes.entropy Irene’s Entropy

Remind me to cancel my Caribbean sightseeing boat ride promising "International water cruise with fireworks" #warcrimes

I had a radio show on Sinclair in Miami. Hugh Hewitt's show was on before me. My first day in, they had his show piped into my studio, as was standard practice. My initial thought was, "Not a big deal just let it go." 60 seconds in I told the engineer to kill it-- the hate speech was off the charts

Dr. Susan Monarez: “I could have stayed silent, agreed to the demands, and no one would have known. What the public would have seen were scientists dismissed without cause and vaccine protections quietly eroded…I would have lost the one thing that cannot be replaced: My integrity.”

Nepia Vaeau Takuira-Mita & Harrison Keefe

"Honey, did you leave the water running?" #Milan

Meanwhile, in civilized countries...

I'm happy to change my mind about Mr. Kirk. If somebody would simply send me a video clip of him being kind-hearted for, let's say...15 seconds of his life, that would be a great start.

So I assume we're declaring war on 22-year-old straight white dudes raised in devout Christian households now, right?

Charlie Kirk called for his audience to post bail for Pelosi attacker: "If some amazing patriot out there in San Francisco or the Bay Area wants to really be a midterm hero, someone should go and bail this guy out..Bail him out and then go ask him some questions"

My local Shell station didn't have my family-sized Junior Mints, so I fired everyone at the gas station. Did I do that right?

An @afm-union.bsky.social and @sagaftra.org gal. An NFLPA guy. We love a union love story. Congrats Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce!

Many thanks to the brain trust at the #SantaFeFilmOffice for a super warm welcome in furtherance of great things to come. You have a new #ChristmasStyle fan to be sure #FilmSantaFe

I'm sure there was a time when, if the most heinous pedophile in history came into your business and coerced a 14-year-old into sex slavery, you might not claim to be the victim of it all, but I can't recall when that would have been.

Picked the wrong day to start importing Swiss watches, Canadian bacon, Brazilian butts, and Ghislaine Maxwell Traffic Cones

Be good humans. www.wlwt.com/article/nath...

Over 300 people drowned, DROWNED, in America because the citizens voted to create a government full of people who told the voters government was useless and harmful and they wanted to destroy government. Did I get that right?

We are in the middle of it.

'Doc Hollywood' healthcare, coming soon

This is how this hardworking family man is paid back after sending his 3 sons to serve our country! bsky.app/profile/male...

It's genius to use the #NationalGuard to help States. Why didn't Dems think of that? #LAStrong #LA Make the Guard Great Again #MGGA