calling out of work because i got a bruise on my hand #injured

what if i impulsively shave my beard and its midnight

"whos ster?" you are a fake jerma fan

THE BIG SHOT HIMSELF, SALESMAN OF THE YEAR: SPAMTON G- hey, wait, who the hell is this?? This isn't the sculpture I've been working on! Spamton A. Spamton OOAK handmade art doll #artdoll #deltarune @wayneradio.tv

work sucks so bad today im going to fucking pass away . right now

redoing tht last post bc i dont wanna be like put on a list

repost 🖍️🖌️✂️

3 more hours of work. 5 done. help.... help me

my gay little sans that pisses you off

HAILEY JUST TOLD ME "THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE YOU!!!" AND IT WAS . BURGER PANTS

there was sterma fanart at pride yesterday. i shoulda gotten it

resume: drew dogfood

okay diva

i saw so many ppl at pride tht recognized me tht it made my date think im popular. but i just know approximately 6-7 gay people. who were also there

YOU - “Lamby looks soft.” LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face. YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”

i have a date(?) tomorrow but its outside so i have to decide between dressing cute or dressing to not overheat. but i Have to dress a little cute bc its a pride event. ugh!!

i actually love donkeys and mules so much, more than horses tbh. so drawing tht was fun. im in my element

hailey and i are watching shrek and we were talking abt how we would make donkey cute and i drew this. #mydonkey

AMAZING CHIBI/GUMMY YCH's by @12thmystery.bsky.social of Jatsu and my friends @lukariian.bsky.social @shortersinnamonrol.bsky.social OC's Teresa and Sai!! #JatsuVP1Comms

rivers cum-o

horrible day at work + i feel like i have low blood sugar im in the break room eating a buncha cookies

today is unfortunately a girl day. i keep talking in my higher pitched customer service voice and i cant stop, so i keep getting ma'am'd. im girl......

hmm this food is so hot that its hurting my hands to touch. certainly it wont be the same when i put it into my mouth

Free Palestine forever 🇵🇸

last night i went to sleep with youtube autoplay on a northernlion video and woke to a guy explaining the history of the great wall of china

In Mario Kart World, NPCs will park their cars, exit them, and walk around. However, the game does not actually keep track who each car belongs to. As such, a different NPC than the owner may drive away with a car, seemingly stealing it.

it is now the time of the weekend where i drink 2 weed beers and pass out immediately after

i looove going thru my boxes in prev pokemon game saves bc i always name every single pokemon i catch. which leads to running out of good ones and naming them whatever comes to mind. most i can look back and be like "okay i see the train of thought, it matches the pokemon" and some im like idek man

my mom somehow managed to send our entire last phone call to me as a voicemail message

Those thoughts of past lovers, they'll always haunt me I wish I could believe you'd never wrong me Then will you remember me in the same way as I remember you? (OC) #villaincodedcomic

reference sheet for my fungsona

this is so stupid. im going on a walk

i feel like garbo. i die now

reposting bc someone asked

raichu, your mom lets you have two megas???

i hate dating apps i hate texting strangers i hate having to message people back in a timely fashion and hold their interest im throwing a tantrum and kicking my feet and crying

who gettin freaky this weekend

theyre playing a violin cover of numb by linkin park at work

biggie will be just hanging out. chillin. abt to fall asleep on my chest. and then he will suddenly wake up and instantly try to bite a chunk out of my flesh. come ON dude. not cool

i worked from 10am til 530pm i got home at 6. i ate and immediately fell asleep and had several work themed stress nightmares about rude customers & being written up by the store's ceo for things ranging from "sensual jewelry & hair" & "too many plushes" to "told a customer his name was fart donut"

whenever a customer at work has their baby kid with them and theyre babbling some nonsense i love to nod knowingly and say "oh yeah im always saying this. hes so right" and sometimes the parents think its funny

2 more hours.... 2 more hours and i get to go home

i wish i could post abt nsfw things in my life without feeling like im "ruining my image". maybe if they add privating accounts on here

oh things are happening while i was in my phone storage

going thru pics on my phone and found these from my 8th grade trip to shitsrael. you can smell the neurodivergence and low self esteem and body dysphoria from every single pic of me. we went swimming and knew we would be swimming that day & i still chose to go in fully clothed. hm what could it mean

FUCK i just realized i said psychonauts when i meant to say scribblenauts in a conversation 4 days ago. i cant correct myself now its too late