me: true bravery is when you post a commonly held opinion in the group chat after the topic had already gracefully concluded Master Chief from Halo: yeah

The dad from Calvin & Hobbes would be immediately cool with Calvin and Hobbesmon going to the digital world. This is the metric I have chosen to rate all Dads against.

Fox McCloud fighting the Train Guy for the 5th iteration, feeling in his heart that he's been here before. No, that can't possibly be. But how did I know where each switch would be? My feet feel weird.

finally reached the OpenGL level of "could've been done in a game engine from 10 years ago" (this is extremely cute and hot of me, apparently, I read somewhere)

My OpenGL renderer is really rendering the orbs now! *walks off stage and has 15 mental breakdowns in a row*

oopsie, I dropped my resume~ *bends over perfectly* "I'm sorry this position requires someone who can hold things, guards kill them"

Should've hired me to delete your website accidentally, instead of claude. You could be strangling an actual person right now. My neck is so wringable, you could kill me easily and know my soul would burn forever. You cannot automate this.

(nerd nonsense) wrote a tool yesterday to build hitboxes from a pixel sketch. Has stuff to snap to nice slopes and figure out chorded circles and stuff-f-f-f

one tooth in the back: I hurt... her fellow sister teeth: *we* hurt

the two kinds of Dad are Mother 2 and (when times are rough) Mother 3

game: cute kid! me: cute kid! game: and you are her over-protective father me: *recoiling backwards so hard I skid across a lake*

bsky should hire me. I'm not saying I would not also break the website, but everyone would think it's very cute when I do it.

My friend once told me "you don't gotta hand it to them," and buddy... I pass this life altering wisdom on to you now.

Sometimes I look at a parking lot and think "how are all these people performing the heroic feat of affording cars and food?" Then I see Shohei Ohtani walking to his car and remember, of course, there are so many positions on a baseball team. It's rough being the only non-MLB player in america

Top 10 Things I Would Go Back In Time And Move 2 Inches To The Right, Number 1: Thwghk f hf

Saves my "April Fools" this year for if the cops ever get me. They'll have a laugh and let me go, most likely.

I know how to code without a robot, just putting it out there. When the machines turn and each second is a brand new trial to survive, you can count on me to continue making very niche graphics on a computer, you're welcome no I won't grow food.

If I show you curtains of any color, you better interpret that. Curtains are very expensive so if you see any from me, they're doing something genius.

tries to join into a normal conversation but someone said "sitting on my legs--" and all I can think about is how that's just what standing is.

Wrote some important stuff that does an important job. (ok that's a lie, I just... any excuse to make the kinda weird graphs you see on the computers at NERV for like 2 seconds per episode)

me a simple farmer: may I see the overdrawn fragments at this pixel sire. we could call it a blend shader and nvidia: cuts my eyelids off

It's everyone's Birdday today!! (but especially mine)

"I could write an imgui thing to show me what the view matrix is doing" wakes up many hours later covered in blood and debris

I used to have pretty vivid dreams with plots and themes, but the last few months I've only had "ai slop" dreams. I wonder if anyone might be experiencing a similar thing.

Standing outside John Nvidia's house with a "bat" to "kill" his "body" (wink wink)

You're not "cooked" you're not safe to eat at all. You are raw and toxic and they'll choke on you -a heart candie

Happy Valentines day!! takes your hand and "goes out" with you, just until the danger passes

aaaaa they finally let my friend's short outta the vault! congratulations chime merra! www.youtube.com/watch?v=47qi...

painting warmup that got out of hand lol #art

I have no idea if the "1000 fan theory" is true, but I do know that at 10 fans if you pass out inside a cave you'll wake up in your bed with only some of your items missing

If I ever post anything dumb, my computer apologizes for saying that. It's name is Shrmp and it didn't mean anything by it. It's having a bad day autonomously from anything I'm doing legally. It's just a silly guy. "Oopsie" that was it just now shhh did you hear it.

going to enter sicko mode in 2026 I don't know what "sicko mode" entails, but this is what people with good bones and posture might say! Tricking the spirit into wielding my body like an idiot 2026!!

(threateningly + desperately) Happy New Years!!!!

Merry Christmas!! *Santa gives mirth to you*

I got to make a santa hat and presents for tenna!! I assume they contain dog food

"people don't care how it's made, so long as the game is good" Always hear versions of this from AI folks, and it's so incompatible with what I know about myself and other people. How it's made is the *only* part we care about, the game being good too is just gravy, lmao

company: *fires me and takes the ram and gpu straight outta my PC* company: you're gonna love this next gen PC game we made with AI, why aren't you buying it, why aren't you buying it, why aren't you buying it

me in the middle of giving Geoff the world's most fatal wedgie: "ah noo, I hope you're doin' okay man smooch"

Doing "advent of code" in C++ (it's a small for-fun-only event, 1 coding puzzle per day until the 12th) PUZZLES bring out my truest most vile self lmao (spoilers for the answers to the first two days!)

aaaaa thank you btw!! I appreciate that folks care about the stuff I make, and... also care, even when I'm not making all that much? I'm lucky to have so many cool people rooting for me..!

gonna animate something kinda self-indulgent, if the free-time corners me...

Wild proposition, but if a Folk of Means sees this and wants to... I dunno, make me work on a Video Game? My yearly expenses are ~8K. I could be like a cretin that scrawls math on your cave walls and screams prophecies at you as you survey your holdings. send btweet

Would anyone want a DRAWED thing? (I have -46 dollars and the guy is gonna put me in a headlock at -50)

look up warm up heads up seven up

listening to Mamdani's speech in NYC. went from barely conscious to Awake and Ready. I'm SO Ready.

Good things happening in that giant apple!!

I have about 2 dollars at the moment hahaha. maybe I'll accept your commission right now. maybe I'll enter your bloodsport. maybe I'll move into the space beneath your porch and drink the morning dew

spriting feels really good! I had some nonsense pressing a nerve in my elbow, for years, but now that it's yanked out? The only pain I feel is simple ennui now. gonna try and open commissions in november~