Just saw the end of TADC... it was really really good. No notes. It put me in a kind of depression, as most good stories do. Takes a beautiful post-story walk and barfs occasionally

runs in and takes the biggset gulp of coffee you ever did see and dies instaantanciously

I keep seeing this comparison, but guys... I promise that you pirating a song is not the same as ai companies siphoning the blood and bone of every musician on earth to build a machine that can kill hatsune miku.

Sorry to keep you waiting! DELTARUNE Chapter 5 will be released on June 24th at 11:00AM EDT. Here's the trailer if you missed it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5y2...

my Zelda Opinion is that it should start you with like 20 hearts and every time you do a Thing you lose one until you only have 3 left. y'know like real life.

The PS1's processor was too weak to render Cid cussing, so I'm very excited to see hear and perhaps feel them in HD

Matt Mercer lives in the same area of my brain as Todd Howard, and this has caused like 30 critical misunderstandings in my life.

I love battle barks. The Devil will be like "Burn this into your very soul" and they're fighting like a chicken.

Ingrid is the best Streets Fighter because she is the only one who does not smell like Gym. Even Tifa smells a little like gym, you understand completely thank you

No one told me video games was today. did we win?

"How much money for you to throw away your principles" When I was young, I spent 2 years doing tech support for an ISP. Then one day, my supervisor sat on a call, and made me upsell McAfee AV to a sweet grandma.. I quit my job the next day. Iunno man I'd rather die than feel like that again lmao

Wolfenstein set in Silicon Valley would be juuust about as morally uncomplicated to me at this point

Cop Meowth: the wounds on the victim are consistent with a STAB Rock Smash, and guess what HM we found in your trainer's apartment... give him up pal

"I lied... it's actually chunky" o-oh, of course it is, I like chunky! I like how it has chunks! "It's actually smooth" *drops the uncrustable*

I am well!! walked 5 miles home after some good old uninsured general anesthetic. *a bald eagle screams in the background*

I love you, I love my friends, my ghost will haunt you forever *makes a nice post, for the 0% chance the dentist slimes me*

I found out my mom has more followers than me. Congrats to her!! *has a sephiroth-like breakdown in the nibelheim manor basement*

The dad from Calvin & Hobbes would be immediately cool with Calvin and Hobbesmon going to the digital world. This is the metric I have chosen to rate all Dads against.

Fox McCloud fighting the Train Guy for the 5th iteration, feeling in his heart that he's been here before. No, that can't possibly be. But how did I know where each switch would be? My feet feel weird.

finally reached the OpenGL level of "could've been done in a game engine from 10 years ago" (this is extremely cute and hot of me, apparently, I read somewhere)

My OpenGL renderer is really rendering the orbs now! *walks off stage and has 15 mental breakdowns in a row*

oopsie, I dropped my resume~ *bends over perfectly* "I'm sorry this position requires someone who can hold things, guards kill them"

Should've hired me to delete your website accidentally, instead of claude. You could be strangling an actual person right now. My neck is so wringable, you could kill me easily and know my soul would burn forever. You cannot automate this.

(nerd nonsense) wrote a tool yesterday to build hitboxes from a pixel sketch. Has stuff to snap to nice slopes and figure out chorded circles and stuff-f-f-f

one tooth in the back: I hurt... her fellow sister teeth: *we* hurt

the two kinds of Dad are Mother 2 and (when times are rough) Mother 3

game: cute kid! me: cute kid! game: and you are her over-protective father me: *recoiling backwards so hard I skid across a lake*

bsky should hire me. I'm not saying I would not also break the website, but everyone would think it's very cute when I do it.

My friend once told me "you don't gotta hand it to them," and buddy... I pass this life altering wisdom on to you now.

Sometimes I look at a parking lot and think "how are all these people performing the heroic feat of affording cars and food?" Then I see Shohei Ohtani walking to his car and remember, of course, there are so many positions on a baseball team. It's rough being the only non-MLB player in america

Top 10 Things I Would Go Back In Time And Move 2 Inches To The Right, Number 1: Thwghk f hf

Saves my "April Fools" this year for if the cops ever get me. They'll have a laugh and let me go, most likely.

I know how to code without a robot, just putting it out there. When the machines turn and each second is a brand new trial to survive, you can count on me to continue making very niche graphics on a computer, you're welcome no I won't grow food.

If I show you curtains of any color, you better interpret that. Curtains are very expensive so if you see any from me, they're doing something genius.

tries to join into a normal conversation but someone said "sitting on my legs--" and all I can think about is how that's just what standing is.

Wrote some important stuff that does an important job. (ok that's a lie, I just... any excuse to make the kinda weird graphs you see on the computers at NERV for like 2 seconds per episode)

me a simple farmer: may I see the overdrawn fragments at this pixel sire. we could call it a blend shader and nvidia: cuts my eyelids off

It's everyone's Birdday today!! (but especially mine)

"I could write an imgui thing to show me what the view matrix is doing" wakes up many hours later covered in blood and debris

I used to have pretty vivid dreams with plots and themes, but the last few months I've only had "ai slop" dreams. I wonder if anyone might be experiencing a similar thing.

Standing outside John Nvidia's house with a "bat" to "kill" his "body" (wink wink)

You're not "cooked" you're not safe to eat at all. You are raw and toxic and they'll choke on you -a heart candie

Happy Valentines day!! takes your hand and "goes out" with you, just until the danger passes

aaaaa they finally let my friend's short outta the vault! congratulations chime merra! www.youtube.com/watch?v=47qi...

painting warmup that got out of hand lol #art

I have no idea if the "1000 fan theory" is true, but I do know that at 10 fans if you pass out inside a cave you'll wake up in your bed with only some of your items missing

If I ever post anything dumb, my computer apologizes for saying that. It's name is Shrmp and it didn't mean anything by it. It's having a bad day autonomously from anything I'm doing legally. It's just a silly guy. "Oopsie" that was it just now shhh did you hear it.

going to enter sicko mode in 2026 I don't know what "sicko mode" entails, but this is what people with good bones and posture might say! Tricking the spirit into wielding my body like an idiot 2026!!