painting warmup that got out of hand lol #art

I have no idea if the "1000 fan theory" is true, but I do know that at 10 fans if you pass out inside a cave you'll wake up in your bed with only some of your items missing

If I ever post anything dumb, my computer apologizes for saying that. It's name is Shrmp and it didn't mean anything by it. It's having a bad day autonomously from anything I'm doing legally. It's just a silly guy. "Oopsie" that was it just now shhh did you hear it.

going to enter sicko mode in 2026 I don't know what "sicko mode" entails, but this is what people with good bones and posture might say! Tricking the spirit into wielding my body like an idiot 2026!!

(threateningly + desperately) Happy New Years!!!!

Merry Christmas!! *Santa gives mirth to you*

I got to make a santa hat and presents for tenna!! I assume they contain dog food

"people don't care how it's made, so long as the game is good" Always hear versions of this from AI folks, and it's so incompatible with what I know about myself and other people. How it's made is the *only* part we care about, the game being good too is just gravy, lmao

company: *fires me and takes the ram and gpu straight outta my PC* company: you're gonna love this next gen PC game we made with AI, why aren't you buying it, why aren't you buying it, why aren't you buying it

me in the middle of giving Geoff the world's most fatal wedgie: "ah noo, I hope you're doin' okay man smooch"

Doing "advent of code" in C++ (it's a small for-fun-only event, 1 coding puzzle per day until the 12th) PUZZLES bring out my truest most vile self lmao (spoilers for the answers to the first two days!)

aaaaa thank you btw!! I appreciate that folks care about the stuff I make, and... also care, even when I'm not making all that much? I'm lucky to have so many cool people rooting for me..!

gonna animate something kinda self-indulgent, if the free-time corners me...

Wild proposition, but if a Folk of Means sees this and wants to... I dunno, make me work on a Video Game? My yearly expenses are ~8K. I could be like a cretin that scrawls math on your cave walls and screams prophecies at you as you survey your holdings. send btweet

Would anyone want a DRAWED thing? (I have -46 dollars and the guy is gonna put me in a headlock at -50)

look up warm up heads up seven up

listening to Mamdani's speech in NYC. went from barely conscious to Awake and Ready. I'm SO Ready.

Good things happening in that giant apple!!

I have about 2 dollars at the moment hahaha. maybe I'll accept your commission right now. maybe I'll enter your bloodsport. maybe I'll move into the space beneath your porch and drink the morning dew

spriting feels really good! I had some nonsense pressing a nerve in my elbow, for years, but now that it's yanked out? The only pain I feel is simple ennui now. gonna try and open commissions in november~

nothing is more humbling than trying to climb a fence. "I've done this before" you'll think, "One smooth motion like always" you'll believe. The only thing holding my bones together is habit.

The 10th anniversary Undertale stream was amazing. Feeling a kinda power I ain't felt in SO long

used to be a slave to Perfectionism. Not with art lmao, but with programming. I'm a lot looser and free now, in the insane unreadable ways

Undertale Stream was WILD, can't wait for tomorrow's

resume: drew dogfood

It's me ClaiREEkazzoie

I worry people might not know where my values lie, because I don't post very often. But I believe artists should be allowed to kill a guy sometimes.

Doom, but all the demons enthusiastically consent to being slain. oh, I know what I'm doing

*putting an entire Snickers in my mouth as the commercial advised*

*dodges Mississippi by like 50 miles* yikes... keeping you in my heart, as you bury your legislature and hire a sexier one.

no offense to mozart but I could paint the floor with his ass, and my musical experience is blowing someone else's horn 4 times while a gym teacher chased me.

I like how the Horse Girls are protected from injury, for the same reason racing games can never show an irl car getting hurt.

They have to keep us poor because if we can ever afford a garage with powertools in it, there's gonna be so many Saws happening

We could probably build and maintain a Rainbow Road if we cut like 10 F-35s from the budget

Congrats to NYC! Ranked choice voting should be the standard for every election, wild it's only used for primaries sometimes.

they really oughta let that guy on the barn have a second crack at it...

so many nice messages from folks for the tenna stuff, weeh... it's such a niche thing, but I'm the happiest render2sprite clean-up person-or-other ever aha

So proud of my friends in regicide..!

"It was made by a single developer" that's so mean... I can't release anything until I'm dating again

Happy launch day! Hope you enjoy(ed) the new chapters! You've all been so patient. I think. #deltarune #tassyart

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

hey can you host this gif animation I made tech company: gifs are inefficient, here's 1 jpeg melting in the sun hey generate 5 seconds of slop tech company: *smokes a 50gal drum of oil in one pull*

Concentrating all my Fail Girl energy and offering it to that Qatar Plane

I can't believe they norted US senator john fetterman...

I'm poo on 200fps. When I walk around Korok Forest I *want* to feel time itself get chunkier as the console begins to boil. There are gods in this place and this is how you feel their presence

Sega "You can't give Sonic pants it actually makes him more naked" Nintendo "You've convinced me DK is getting pantsed RIGHT now"

DELTARUUUUUUUU

DELTARUNE Chapters 1-4 will be released on June 5th as a launch title for Nintendo Switch 2! It's also coming to Steam, Switch, PS4, and PS5 the same day! www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDzg...