Hi Reform UK and Andrea Jenkyns, how many Reform UK MPs were in the defence debate yesterday? By our count it was 0.

Stairs of Knowledge at the University of Balamand, Lebanon. Walking up these stairs is literally a step toward higher education. A Tribute To Modern Day Thinkers (10 Photos): streetartutopia.com/2026/01/09/a...

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one. They have morals and a conscience. And a brain!

Truly one of the all time great takes

The fact that Isabel Oakeshott, economic migrant to the UAE may just turn into a refugee fleeing to the UK from a war zone will cause a level of schadenfreude in me that may just make me topple right over.

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

Isabel Oakeshott must be so pleased she moved to Dubai because London is such a dangerous no-go war zone.

A vote for Matt Goodwin/Reform in #GortonAndDenton is a vote for racism and misogyny. A vote to shame the constituency, to divide and fail it. It’s a vote that takes no responsibility for its consequences because it hasn’t thought about them and doesn’t care enough to do that. Don’t be that voter.

Reform UK just announced plans to scrap loads of our rights🚨 ❌ Water down our rights in work ❌ End anti-discrimination laws. ❌ Bin renter protections against unfair evictions I just signed the petition calling for a U-turn. Sign now:

Thank goodness people have Rupert Lowe to fight ‘the establishment’. It must be so difficult for outsiders like him who own over 500 acres of land, are worth about £30m, went to a public school that costs £60k a year and are an actual MP.

“Rarely has a British political party unveiled a programme that combines cruelty with impracticality on such an extravagant scale.” Chilling on Reform’s increasingly confident fascism. High on viciousness and greed. Very low on wisdom. A ruinous combination. www.independent.co.uk/voices/zia-y...

That is a lovely car, it also sounds as great as it looks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFUM...

If you have a Royal Family, you have deference. If you have a Royal Family, you have a class system. If you have a RF, you essentially say, "These people are better than everyone else by dint of birth & should maintain enormous influence, wealth and power." Why would anyone want that at all?

Matt Goodwin said in a post on X: “Welcome to the UK. Where you go to prison for 18 months for anti-immigration tweets. This is insane.” No. What is insane is shrugging off incitement to racial murder. Put this man in the bin, not the House of Commons. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Okay, Grandma, that's enough Winter Olympics for you! 😆

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I’ve signed. Transparency is everything

There’s a v cynical media and political blindspot in the Epstein shitshow. A feeding frenzy to get rid of Starmer while red-carpeting Farage into No10. Who is named in the files. As is Candy, Reform’s treasurer. With Bannon. And Brexit. Don’t cry about abuses of power and then do nothing about him.

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

🚨BREAKING: The UK economy would be 3.6% smaller by 2040 if net migration fell to zero, forcing the government to raise taxes to combat a much bigger budget deficit, a thinktank has predicted. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

These are awful people

Nigel Farage is going to "save pubs" by cutting 5p off the price of a pint of beer... The £3 billion cost will be funded by reinstating the two-child benefit limit. This might be the worst policy anyone has ever come up with. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

“Foord sees off Corinthians in extra time to put Arsenal on top of the world” Ooh to, ooh to be, ooh to be a, Gooner!

Our important work at Kent Council to spend £600k on a car park to provide free parking for Reform councillors while staff have to pay, is all part of our 'We don't give a shit about anyone but ourselves' policy.

Awkward for Farage because a good number of Clarkson's many hardcore fans are natural Reform voters and will listen to him.

Hi Suella Braverman, when are you going to call a by-election now you’ve defected? Your new leader Nigel Farage calls those that don’t “dishonourable members”.

“Nigella Lawson confirmed as new Great British Bake Off judge” Now that’s a succession plan I can get behind! *All due respect to Prue

NEW: Suella Braverman has defected to Reform UK, shocking the many people who were sure that she had already.

there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin

They claim they’re putting personal ambition aside and defecting to Reform to help fix the country. To stop that pisstaking farce, they should be made to hold by-elections in their constituencies and let the voters decide if that’s ok with them. Please sign. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.

Presumably he’s feeling better…

For well over a decade, Nigel Farage criticised Davos and just two years ago criticised Starmer for going and calling him a "full-on globalist, hanging out with his mates at the World Economic Forum." So, question. Where do you think Nigel Farage is going today?

Find a way to be happy

"Under the weather" is a funny way to spell "chicken"

This is pretty much the only post anyone should need to understand that Farage is a traitor, a conman and a populist simpleton who must *never* be given power.

Genuinely laughable that this sub-mediocre-opportunistic-as-they-come no-mark could insist he’s putting personal ambition to one side to join Reform. He says no one could seriously make that argument. Oh they could, Robert. Your vainglorious ego seems to have cut off the oxygen to your brain.

That’s a surprise, they seem so competent and inclusive and not at all racist…

Jenrick’s “the Tories broke Britain” speech is some high level cognitive dissonance. How many ministerial positions did he hold? Strange tactics from Fuhrage, Reform are now a home for failed Tories and even the (slightly) more competent ones were roundly rejected. Wonder when he’ll announce Truss!

Gonna ask Meryl Streep to give me one of her Oscars

You can’t get the Brexit people voted for because it doesn’t exist. It was a con. A prejudiced, arrogant fantasy created by a cynical campaign of dishonesty. This is however the relentless, tedious Brexit reality. An ongoing national scandal. A betrayal of a country by its politicians and media.

There it is. Farage and Reform would end our NHS. Millions of people could not afford to be ill under a Reform government.

Nadhim Zahawi: Farage is a Nazi who Goebbels would be proud of. Nigel Farage: Zahawi is just a grifter, climbing the greasy pole of political ambition. Reform UK: WELCOME TO THE PARTY!

There’s always a tweet…

What’s Reform’s policy on people who don’t pay all their tax? Asking for a friend..