like a mechanic under a car

some songs i’ve been into lately if anyone is interested

ah the ides of march. a great day for someone to do something very funny that we all want to see

“alex, did that show affect you?” i forgot i added that song to my playlist and when the first two chords came on i just reflexively yelled

letter of recommendation: dance yrself clean by lcd soundsystem starting right as you hit your cooldown exercise and then just vibing the fuck out

i started watching jjk and todo is my fav. we stan an elite himbo

post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you

from the yard. spring is hitting southern virginia

why is there an arm exercise called a bayesian curl? does it update my priors?

i have watched Vinland Saga, part of Evangelion, Invincible, and now Cyberpunk Edgerunner back to back and i am in shambles. i think i think i just need to watch sesame street for like a year straight in psychic self defense

you ever have a day where you feel more asymmetrical than usual?

a cat is on my lap loafing like 80% boneless but she has airplane ears for some reason. the fuck you mad about i can hear you purring dumbass

it’s funny to watch a show, first episode of a later season, and it’s immediately obvious their budget doubled. like aww hell yeah good for you guys now let’s see what you got

yo dog i heard you like complex trauma so i put some complex trauma in your so you could have some while you have

watching Invincible right after a rewatch of neon genesis evangelion has been like a DDoS attack on my soul

the “ooouh” at the beginning of any e40 song is my sleeper agent activation. i’m immediately causing problems on purpose

commercials have pop up ads now are you fucking kidding me oh my god i will kill myself first

alone in my apartment dancing weird to crystal castles. it’s called whimsymaxing and i’m actually very cool

so we thought my cat was fat bc she’s oddly shaped and heavy af but upon taking her to the vet it turns out she’s just sturdy as fuck. built like prime derrick henry

we got not just an upset but an assassination

this is ridiculous i feel insane

drake is under the graveyard

i just yelled so loud

joanie says go birds

i got caught touching them beans

have any of you seen Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End? it’s very good

hey so i’ve been scarce and don’t quite know what the conversation on bluesky has been but if you have the ability to get narcan (naloxone w/ or w/out buprenorphine) or mifepristone please, and i am so fucking serious, please do that while you can. if not for you then for someone you love

does anyone else ever text/message the same thing to multiple people because i need STIMULUS in my ENCLOSURE

just saw someone and was like dang she looks like she used to read The Toast

i just heard about how there’s an entire wiki dedicated to details of tv channel bumpers over time and i’m reminded that autistic people are literally the glue that holds society together

getting semantic satiation on “tush push” what is happening

I SAID

oh my god it happened. it’s gone

reach out, touch faith

i don’t think i can thug this one out guys

i don’t care how this sounds, if you don’t get it don’t worry about it. the last 48 hours on tiktok have been one of the most remarkable experiences of my life

it’s a thin line between heaven and here

watching a doc about egypt and every time they segue to something about memphis i somehow expect like a bb king riff instead of stereotypical egypt music

Happy New Year

happy new year, friends

did diplo just say he’s on acid while being interviewed on cnn

paint a tunnel on the mountainside

if you don’t have or don’t carry narcan but are curious please dm me i will hook you up with training and supplies. i’m so serious i talk a lot of shit but never ever about narcan

also carry narcan kk love you have fun babes

hey love y’all and i know you’d never but remember that duis cost about $10,000 and killed a big chunk of my family so don’t pls i’d be mad

reading about the fall of rome and just hearing about dramatic climate change, pestilence, and endless war lol

just a reminder there is no such thing as unskilled labor it’s a term corporations made up so they could stop providing job training or paying a livable wage

i graduated high school in ’06 so Here’s to the Night was endemic