the war between the ham and the Brie

Either SCPs are getting lazier or those were the Epstein Files

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

“Love it or hate it it’s here to stay” is a crazy thing to keep saying about a technology. If people don’t like using something it doesn’t have to stay we’re not talking about bad weather here

Racist cunts in our area putting up union jacks on every lamppost, doing it under a cover of darkness like it’s a fucking heist. Shameful, pathetic, cowardly behaviour.

Kermode’s review of Avatar was all that I needed.

Guess I'll post this again

Sonic: well, either Godzilla is here now or Perfect Chaos needs some dry skin cream

Games to know me: I’ve probably played 40,000 games, and most of them are not as good as Sonic 3 and Knuckles.

In awe over the misogyny courses in schools. Such a needed idea! Hose off all of the Tate

Games to get to know me; Day of the Tentacle. One of my favourites of all time. I bought this for £1 as a kid and was convinced I’d found this obscure, little known diamond. Turns out it was actually rather famous!

Tom Morello is a hell of a get for FFXIV, but on the other hand, it’s FFXIV. It deserves and has earnt it multiple times over.

dunno if it’s just an Aldershot thing but when people snort their phlegm RIGHT as they’re walking past you. So edgy

melancholic Metal Sonic power ballad about how much he wants to be more pointy and have flares and big sleeves.

Doom II on GBA sold for £60. That buyer is going to savour my cheat-filled save slots. Icon of Sin with all of the shit on

Avatar 4 would definitely be about snow guys. That’s the next biome. Or a casino region

FUCK A.I

well I mean, of course your Fallout show turned out great. You put Ella Purnell as the lead.

If you’re looking at a job and it’s using the term iGaming - it’s not just mobile stuff, it means gambling slop. Casino apps. They desire your assistance in massaging Satan’s arsehole

I have had so many interactions with pro-AI’s who ask, “but wouldn’t you want something that can write the boring parts?” Or “give you ideas when you’re stumped?” No. The answer will always be no. Nobody who answers yes is an artist. Or a craftsman. The joy is in creation; the magic in struggle.

putting this out there for anyone else who hasn’t yet realised: I rewatched Gremlins and the drunk cop who panics in the cop car is a young Jonathan Banks. It’s Mike!

as much as I do like my Clair Obscur, I vastly prefer FFVII Rebirth’s battle system. Probably twice as much, actually. Insatiable for it.

CEX wouldn’t take my boxed GameCube for more than £40, so I still haven’t parted with it. See if I can have more luck with eBay.

I’ve only seen one shot of The Odyssey and one of Euphoria s3 and both are of Zendaya doing this face :<

another week, more complaints about Carol from Pluribus being a Karen. It truly is Skyler all over again, innit?

replaying God of War: R, I really like it but Ironwood might be the most baffling pace-killer in video games. It’s a dull 2-3 hour mud patch in the middle of a rollercoaster.

I would love to give James Cameron my money but I’m not certain my arse/lower back can survive cinema seats for three hours.

I partly got into film production because of QT and adore all his films, but I think I’ve been done with the man since the Weinstein stuff came about. And then the Uma stuff. It’s simple, the fella just has the ick.

I think TR and RE9 are the only things I was gaga over, as well as seeing E33 get it’s due, the rest was just fine.

AAA just sort of massively imploded under its own weight since the pandemic, eh?

I don’t know a solitary thing about Divinity, but I loved that trailer, holy fuck.

Hey Square Enix, see that? That could be you, mate.

It’s really, really funny that people expected Half-Life 3 and the last reveal was a 2D Megaman, 10/10 birthday present been laughing about it all morning

I’m 42 today lads. Bag of sweets and final fantasy tactics innit

E33’s awards sweep is the most deserved one I’ve seen in many years. She really is All That

wait, some of you stayed up?

Tomb Raiders! Plural!!

the highlights of my game-related career so far has been emails back and forth with the Oliver Twins when I trying to organise a dev meet, and the time I was talking to a guy at a convention and he was telling me how he’d made sprites for the original Theme Park.

Look at the tip top condition on these fellas

selling Doom I and II for Game Boy Advance and people seem to be thirsty for them. Let’s see how much we can get!

Fox wailing outside for the past few nights. High shrieking, always at about 2-3am. Goes on for more than an hour. Fuck you, Tails

one of the guys who did my game audio in Uni is now BAFTA nominated for Bloodlines II, lol

Top five. I’m actually surprised it was NMS. I thought it was DS2 for sure.

Maybe I should give this whole video games thing a rest.

One of our minigames was a tower defense about gender dysphoria to help young people. Hooray! youtube.com/watch?v=vMxP...

Turning 42 this week. Christ.

UK government and media: we need to save money so your mental health ain’t shit, man up whiners.

Oh god FFXIV is doing a Doomtrain trial. One of the most iconic FFVIII summons.

I tested this game today for selling, and was reminded of this absolute headbanger. Whole ost is amazing, really. youtube.com/watch?v=ZQEU...

selling GameCube soon. It’s in incredible nick