For my sins, I have to go to the Central Coast for work today.

She's been awkward and garbled for 30 years of public life now

The Bubbler is back on the market

Dang they really got a category for everything

What a magnificent start to the day. Happy Thursday to all who support notEngland. Fuck Argentina also but. Viva Espana.

Best Australian since Phar Lap

Once again thinking about Poo Nan and chuckling to myself.

"There's starving kids in Africa" was a line my Mum used to trot out when I wouldn't eat my peas. Mum, your peas still taste like dogshit, even with that thought in mind.

I'd be making an asylum claim right about now if I played for Colombia.

Congratulations Vladimir Putin on being the inaugural winner of the IOC Peace Prize.

I spent a fortnight in Mexico City in the early 2000s drinking tequila and doing coke and can confirm the effects of altitude on performance are real.

Unlike our PM, I am not a coward. I will not back down from my long stated Kylie thirst.

driving fast may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

I was hoping to be back in bed before the sun came up. #Socceroos

Maybe an unpopular opinion but wood fires should be banned in the suburbs

Winter Solstice, baby!

A Tablespoon of Milo is even larger

Türkiye-nah

Fuck don't let these warmongering cunts win fucken

SBS. 2pm. Saved you a click.

Getting some superb petty ideas in the replies here.

ITS OFFICIALLY OVER #HORMUZ

There's never been a better time to be a guy that claims to have read the book

Imagine working at a place that has so many pieces of shit working there that they make you wear a camera all the time

“Helsinki hasn’t registered a single traffic-related fatality in the past year…Citing data that shows the risk of pedestrian fatality is cut in half by reducing a car’s speed from 40 to 30km/hr, city officials imposed the lower limit in most of Helsinki’s residential areas and city center in 2021.”

White (Bay) erasure

Got the flu. Had a gin and tonic in case it's actually malaria. Going to bed. Pray I make it through the night. Not a doctor.

Pleased to announce that Novocastrians have passed the test and can now, officially "handle their piss"

Two titans in their respective fields, battling it out.

Knights game over. Can unmute oysta now.

Dagwood dogs now cost $50

My Do Nothing At All diet is finally getting the credit it deserves.

It’s one pool swim, Michael, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?