Watching the new #vpr I’m trying so hard to give it a chance but it was diff w the original they’re my age so I was as insufferable as them at the same time. Now it feels like I’m watching high school musical with alcohol. And that’s not their fault. They should rebrand.

At the gym relaxing before nail cutting day which means I’ve got to wrestle three big dogs like freaking alligators and my step mother cuts their nails quick as possible. It’s absolute insanity.

I highly suggest ppl go buy these color Changey things listen to their favorite music and watch a pretty fire. It’s much more pleasant than the inferno that is our world.

I am soooo excited. I’m a Leo of course I love fire!

Finally did it on my own again! There’s color changing stuff in there that’s why the colors are wacky lol.

Does anyone else feel like if you don’t buy the thing you see at the store it will automatically sell out so youMUST buy it now? My mother didn’t raise me right lmao.

Just woke up to watch #belowdeckmed before I go to the gym n shopping and omg. I really really dislike jizzi and joe! I’m like a broken record.

Whoops first day back in the cottage and my hair dryer blew a fuse or something.😬

No one moved this book thou disappointing I wanted one of the kids to read it they are very interested in politica and also I used too much Mr bubble lol

Friday it will be 66* here that means I can wear a dress! I’ll wear a cardigan and boots of course I’m not a mad woman but I’m so excited!!

One or both of my sisters were in my clothes closet I know because it’s all messed up and out of order and I guess somethings grew legs and walked their way to nyc. 😂🤣. They really think I wouldn’t notice all this stuff? Whatever it’s good for a laugh.

My moon water is out too…and my logic puzzle books. I am pretty sure my nephews were snooping around lol. Thank god I take all my lingerie and Erica stuff w me when I transfer states lmao. I keep finding weird stuff in weird places. Also some of my glitter from my crafts box is out what happened

And holy shit!! The inside freezer is filled top to bottom w ice cream. I’ve got a lot of work to do it seems. Geez you leave for three months and everything goes wild.

I like walking around and seeing what these ppl do with stuff when I’m gone. I know someone was in my cave cuz there is a box of cords that were in there now they’re in the master.🧐. Also there is a new fake fish on the wall. Don’t love that.🤣😂

I got to my southern home and in the cottage my dad left me a bottle of Mr bubble one of prosecco and the flame color change things I like to play w in the fire..but also a stack of irs bills and a note asking me to take Captain on the trail tomorrow. Dunno which of the latter is scarier lol.

Driving south today was supposed to be yesterday but I cried myself to sleep n woke up too late lol. I can’t wait to see my daddy and my animals. I’ve been gone since September. I can’t wait to be warm again!

I just did a ten minute yoga session my body feels amazing my mind is still en fuego. I wonder what and to whom I’ll do next. It’s justice time lol.

My mother was insane this morning and cruel. Sometimes dealing with seniors is difficult. For my own mental health I’m tapping out and my dad called me and said why would you stay up there to be screamed at when you could ride horses, be in a hot tub, go swimming? So I was like yea packing now.

I will just continue to be paid to be pretty and my skin care routine and do my shopping and take care of my seniors and my animals. Life is good lmaooooooo. I cannot lie I do love riling up the simpletons. It’s quite the delight. Also very easy.

It’s not yet 8 am and I’ve gotten in a fb fight with some magat why do they always look like they just walked off the stage of Jerry springer? I hate white trash. And I’m not being elitist they’re just horrible ppl and deserve an open handed slap on the face. I don’t make the rules lol.

The best way to lose weight is to have parents who live 8h apart both need your attention constantly and you still have a job. I lost two rings today (they slipped off me) 1 went down the garbage disposal and I’ve watched enough final destinations to know better. The other, only the lord knows.

If you ever think your babies leave you when they go to heaven..they visit all the time do not be sad. That’s no easy task I know. I wish I cld help more ppl feel better. If you feel that jump on ur bed and nobody is there..it’s them. They will visit dreams too! They’re happy now.

Had a long talk w my little sister about pet grief and how they want us to be happy and they’re watching and with us all the time. And it’s okay to get a new pet and we were crying I just want her to be happy. She knows I know things and I think it made her more comfortable. Life is hard lol.

My dad will try anything to get me to come down south he said it's warmer you can wear your dresses some days, lets adopt a dog, you have to get your car inspected. Blah blah blah.

Watching #vpr god these kids are young lmao they make my 38 feel like 58 lol. Also who takes time to "craft" a text I just say wtf I want to say and send lol. I don't know how much more I can watch these kids.

I’m going to get off of this app because it makes me actually bloodthirsty lol and I’m trying like so totally hard to be zen. Hope everyone has a fabulous new year except magats. xx

Chatting w my mother earlier I said wouldn’t it be such a treat if he died overnight? And she smacked me and said stop! I thought for a sec then I knew lmao… I said “Mommy I was talking about Trump not your husband you goose!” Oh how we laughed and laughed. 😈🤷🏻‍♀️😂

I really want to change my wifi name in my pa house from fucktrump2025 to fucktrump2026 but then I would have to reprogram all the seniors devices. Might be worth it to rile up the meth heads across the street. Again lol.

It’s flu season yall wash your hands wear masks ect. My older sister just called me high as a kite on NyQuil lol it was hilarious the poor dear.

The Woman in Cabin 10 was sooo good I had told myself I would read the book first as they’re always better but it’s hard to concentrate sometimes. Highly recommend the movie it is on Netflix.

Only one more day and then the god forsaken holidays are OVER. I can’t wait!!! And 2025 will die and who know what else! I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it!

Good morning! Ice rolling my face whilst watching #belowdeckmed I really dislike Kizzi and Joe. Yuck.

I will yap about how much I abhor the cold all day but all the same time I use my jade roller 2-3x a day for 15m and I keep it in the freezer lol. 🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s worth it thou.

Little fires everywhere. My other cousin just called having a panic attack. Talked her down. My family realllllllly loves the holidays Lmaoo. Not. Back to sleep.

Ladies and gentleman. The President of the United States. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE A SINGLE ONE OF YOU MAGAT MFs THAT VOTED FOR THIS 🍊 🎒 OF 💩!

Me to myself when I want a sweet treat…I’ll do 3 rounds of weights and then do 30 crunches. I do maybe a couple rounds and fall asleep or nothing. Lmao whoops. Not my fault it’s winter!

I was just watching this show and all these adults went on a carasaul and got sick and it reminded me of when my gf and I did the Ferris wheel and we were donzo. I do not think also petting every animal at the state fair was a good idea either.

Ppl wonder why I dislike the holidays.. my sister is upset w our mother my other sister is w our other parents upset. I was on the phone w three of my cousins today I’m going to check on one tomorrow. To quote Christmas vacation it’s Christmas no one’s happy! There is not enough weed in the world.

I have to go down south soon I am running out of excuses quickly. Just one month and I can escape again. I hate the north for the winter I hate the south for the maga of it all. But I think I’d rather be cold than surrounded by dingbats.

Just went on my day walk and I wish ppl wld stop doing drug deals behind my church I know what you’re doing in my 12-30 ages I was a very bad girl! Do it by the laundromat for Christ’s sake actually!

Going on my walk in the frozen tundra. I love winter here it’s so lovely. Not.👎🏼👎🏼

I was hoping he would pass for our Christmas treat. Two more hours fingies crossed!

Sending three ghosts tonight to fuck up Stephen Miller.

And I’m going to get more high or higher I don’t know the correct grammar someone let me know I don’t actually care. Lol merry Christmas.

My sister and I are playing mancala on iMessage and I accidentally fell asleep (I got very high) she was not pleased lmfao

My mother actually went on my walk with me today and swang on the swings and we just laughed and laughed. She doesn’t come as much anymore because of her knee but I bought her a years worth of tigers balm. By summer I’ll have her right as rain.

Here’s a tip from a decades long lic esthetician lol sleep 14-18 hours a day you won’t need concealer at all! It works wonders for me.

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate and if you don’t have a great mfing Thursday!

OMFG I’m the weird creepy aunt now! I’ve got over 20 aunts and uncles (6 on one side 8 the other plus spouses) and we always made fun of our aunts for commenting on everything we post. My nephew just post a cute ig w his gf and I comment you’re so sweet I cld eat you w a spoon. Who am I lol?!

FLOAT once upon a churning sea a memory of my father’s advice to me In times like these just float and rise above the foam Just Float and ride it out Just Float we can get through it Just Float