Been a while 😈

Put on a video explaining Marxist theory for the pets while I cleaned and prepped dinner… why is my dog so locked in. He’s sitting almost human

i hate when i label something as adult content bc of the sexuality activity or erotic nudity and the moderation system labels it again like i didn't do it myself the first fucking time

Leaving this job after 3 weeks but debating on giving the cutie in hr my number 😂

Had a mental breakdown yesterday because the new job was causing me crippling anxiety, but super optimistic because I have an interview for a job today with ZERO CUSTOMER INTERACTION 😍

Fave non-American snacks? I’m talking flavors you rarely if ever see in the US, especially savory. My faves are probably grilled steak Doritos and prawn cocktail potato chips

Hate feeling like I’m going insane when I cant afford to 😭

Mommy issues are the root of all evil

Polish food would be lethal if they seasoned they food 🤤

I just want a hairy belly in my face and his fat cock in my mouth 😭

Got rid of Spotify so I’m using SoundCloud until my first check and honestly kinda love it. The live performances, mashups, and other remixes are amazing

Fuck Disney but I love this rat

Friendly reminder that tonight is the perfect night to party. When you think it’s about to be last call they’re gonna set the clocks back and give you whole nother hour of spooky shenanigans

Went one day without cumming and I feel FERAL. How the hell do yall do locktober

Bless the woman in my neighborhood offering canned goods and candy to trick or treaters and their parents but why did my little cousin choose the box Mac and cheese over chocolate 😂

Drove by a huge lifted truck today and the only bumper sticker it had was “yes I’m compensating” with a 🤏🏼 next to it and honestly? That’s SEXY

Saw this in the checkout line at Barnes and wheezed like a dental drill

Chainsawman was so fun I think Reze is one of my new favorite characters

Hot dog lo mein kinda fire ngl it should not be that good

Cutest brand of white briefs? Finding them so sexy lately I NEED

FACT: Their heart rate spikes, their cortisol levels surge, and many go silent — not from peace, but from pain. That isn’t calm. It’s trauma. #EndCircumcision

Oh heavens strawberry cream cheese on banana bread 🥵

It’s therapeutic calling phobic, butch men “girl” and “babe” and “honey” they get so MAD

My parents’ utensil holder looks like big fat honky tonk blue balled low hangers

Cock cage recommendations? I just wanna be able to wear one without it being super obvious through my pants lol

There quite literally is a *free* designer vagina under communism.

Any movies like terrifier out there? I’m like craving that surrealism as extreme violence vibe

Machoke should have nipples and they should be pierced

Uncle: “do you have Columbus Day off?” My dad: “actually it’s indigenous peoples day. But yes. :)” Awww they grow up so fast :’)

Paper Mario or final fantasy for the sick weekend in?

Chastity memes! subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver

28 is wild just realized I’ve officially been having sex with some people for 10 years

Happy Friday!!

Honey I’m home!

One day 😍

I woke up so sick today send nudes and orange juice 😭

Bless the sluts doing locktober 🩶 Yall look so cute in your little cages

Am I crazy or is saying “eww” at food extremely disrespectful? Like just hearing people do that physically irks me it’s so rude

What if we all dressed like horror clowns and fucked juggling pins like fleshlights together this Halloween 🥹 I got dibs on Art js

Trying to guilt trip me is so cute because you must not have met my mother get that weak shit out of here

I have so many videos I’ve recorded over the past week but do I feel like editing? Noooo🎶Oo🎵ooo🎶

Um Houston we fuckin found flavor town

Happy Locktober! Looks like it’ll be 5 days til I can cum before I get locked back up

Man spread Monday

I remember walking an hour to get to the leather bar towards the end of Covid restrictions after an extended dry spell and one of our friends forgot their vaccine card so ever since then I am the mom friend when it comes to making sure everyone has IDs or passports

Does anybody here write? Anybody got any tips or resources on how to build a story or expand an idea?

Goddamn Creep was great onto the next one

Think I’m gonna finally watch the Creep movies today

Not me talking to someone for 4 months, matching with them on tinder, and finally going on a first date just to find out the person I matched with on tinder is a different person than whom I’ve been talking to. They just coincidentally look exactly the same and have the same name

It’s HAPPENING 💀