Is this a fun video of a thicc boy slinging ropes or is it just the absolute worst?

This li’l jerk woke me up a full hour before my alarm clock—not cool bro!!!

Still can’t get over how fun this inverted cage with screw-on nub is—cumming through an inch of hot pink silicone instead of your dick is the best mindfuck ever 🫠🫠🫠

Hope you like bone-in beef! 🥩🥩🥩

All the hot li’l dicklets, nubs, and innies in my feed this morning got me feelin’ some kinda way 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Thicc Thursday! 🥩🥩🥩

Wank Wednesday! 💦

Woke up this morning from a very sexy dream, horny as hell. The ED was in full effect, but eventually I was able to coax a load out of my limp li’l nubbin—felt amazing, even if it doesn’t look all that impressive! 🤣🍤💦

Always leading the way 🫡

Smaller than a Mini Bic…must be Micro Monday! 😳

Had the most intense sexy dreams and woke up with this li’l spud raring to go 😏

A li’l nub tug to start the day ☺️💦

Through-The-Fly Thursday!

🎵 You’re so vein, you probably think this bone is about you 🎵

This guy’s three shades of horny this morning 😈

This alarm clock went off WAY too early. Where’s the snooze button???

Cute or yuck? 🤔

Tug-it Tuesday! Coaxed a quick load out of the li’l guy this morning to start off a short work week 💦💦💦

Hmm…have any ideas of what we could do with this? 😏

What are you reaching for first? 🤔

Li’l guy woke me up early!

Hey dude, wanna do, like, stuff? 😈

Oh, look—someone left a fleshlight on the bed for you to use!

It’s lunchtime…feeling peckish? 😈

One more for those who like beefy butts 🥩🍑

Really wouldn’t mind sticking this somewhere…got any ideas? 😏🤔

It is Wank Wednesday, after all! 💦

Reposted from earlier today: Edging my 1.75” limp nub to a ruined orgasm. Initially, a single pearl of cum blooms on the tip. After about ten seconds, without any further stimulation, a thick load oozes silently and pleasurelessly from my inert dicklet onto my ginger pubes. 😵‍💫

He’s not ready for bed yet…

Free parking 😈

One for the innie fans 🐢

When the pubes are longer than the peepee, it must be Micro Monday! 🤣🤏

Been so busy the past week, had to see if this thing even works anymore 😵‍💫

Veuve CLITquot 🤣🍾

Dude, don’t smack my balls around—I’d totally, like, hate that and definitely not get super hard and probably cum handsfree! 🍒👊💥

Waaaay too many hot guys in my feed this morning ☺️

He wanted to say hi 👋

Breed me like livestock..MOOOO

Got one of these going…what should we do about it? 😏

First Noontime Nub of the year!! 🍤

Here’s a treat for the first Thimble Thursday of the year! Tugging my limp 1.75” dicklet with two fingers until it pumps a cute little load out onto my ginger bush! It’s adorable how the head engorges even while the rest of the nub is tiny and flaccid 😍

Should @grandmasterbgp.bsky.social and I do a side-by-side comparison IRL? Loser bottoms… 😳

Up close and personal with my tiny ginger nub ☺️

Woke up from a nap to this li’l guy pumping a fat load out onto my belly—must have been a good dream! 😵‍💫

I just learned about “Li’l Smokies” recently so of course this guy has acquired a new nickname 😂

Ready to ride 🎠

I wanted to post a cute clit pic for Micro Monday, but the li’l guy had other ideas 😳

Sunday Funday! Got any ideas of what we could get up to? 😈