Coming this fall. After a freak golfing accident, Mary (Laura Linney) wakes to find the only word she can say is quack. John (Oscar Isaac) is the therapist sent to help. But John has his own problems, Brandon (Lukas Gage) wants them to come out of the closet and make their relationship public…

Nice.

Meanwhile….

Oh come on, that’s just childish. We’re better than that.

Meanwhile, at the Whitehouse ‘bring a bottle’ party, looks like Mr Trump’s VIP guests are waiting to be buzzed in.

Errrrr ouch…

I don’t even know how I got here?!

I’ve finally reached an age where my main hobbies include: - standing up too quickly to get a nice head rush. - complaining about how everything was better in the old days (it was) - playing Russian roulette by eating food past its use-by date. That’s Rock n’ Roll 🎸

Humanity: We invented the car, the plane, space travel, manipulation of electricity, advanced computing, key hole surgery, cloning, advanced genetics… Also Humanity: We have a dedicated kiosk at Vienna International airport for all the people who thought they were flying to Australia.

Guarantee if you’re over the age of 40 you’ll hear the music in your head.

….and now we play a little game called Chihuahua or cupcake?

Lovely photo.

To be honest all I learnt from the Oval Office interview is that JD Vance isn’t equipped for international politics. Losing his temper way too easy & makes decisions while angry makes him vulnerable. Given that Trump is nearly 80, is a worry for an ill equipped understudy.

Finally deactivated my twitter account after 15 years. It’s currently just full of right wing Americans cheering excitedly for WWIII and the best seats in the house to watch Europe destroyed. That’s not great for my mental health. Sorry to see it go, that’s where we are I guess.

Meanwhile…

Now that’s a band I’d pay to watch

Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally ?

Me and my best friend, Kirby Stankhorn, have started a line dancing trio. We’ve only been going a week, but I think we look pretty decent.

A big welcome to @annil.bsky.social - our 1000th Bluesky follower! Thanks also to those who've switched channel to follow us here - many thanks. Still plenty of free seats on the tripe train!

Lovely stuff, not my words, that’s what Shakin’ Stevens said

Even the wisest of men (I am not one of those) enjoys some silliness now and again. But I am an Environmental chemist that works for the UN (over the last 25 years) on global pollution, long term pollutants that cause cancer & birth defects. Gotta have somewhere to blow off steam.

1-0.

Glasses are expensive aren’t they. 😂😂 Also water is wet, and Bears do Infact poo in the woods.

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Good evening….

Hello familiar faces 😂😂 this already feels much nicer and more civilised.

I got in trouble in magic school. I wrote a really good paper, but didn't give proper credit to the hot lady mage whose work I referenced. Folks, you gotta cite your sorceress

@northernscum.bsky.social this all feels very 2017 😂 which weirdly is quite nice.

A friend once told me that I have a very vivid imagination, which I thought was a weird thing to say to me and my pet unicorn when we were in the middle of trying to perfect the rhubarb punch for the end of the world Mardi Gras.

My very first Skeet. 😊