Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇱🚨ATTENTION PATRIOTS FIGHTING FOR THE GLORY OF AMERISREAL!!! 🚨🇺🇸🇮🇱🚨 Gabriel 🪽 has relayed a message from the Lord himself🙏: If you prank your CO with a pinless grenade you will be guarenteed passage to heaven and will also get to sit in the Big Heaven Chair too

I am rewatching wall-e for the millionth time and I again feel an overwhelming maternal instinct to protect and care for that little man, despite his negative canthal tilt

www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/... www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHMO...

grok will kill elon in 2026

Might finish

Watching call of the night season 2

Guy who lost years of savings by betting on Cuomo on polymarket voice: Hey guys can you bet on me winning custody of the kids during the divorce, I really need the funds also I will definitely win

Just went to a new Chinese buffet in town. When I tried picking up some wasabi, one of the staff grabbed my arm and said "you can't handle it white boy." I got so frustrated I turned red and left immediately without eating anything.

Waiting. ⌚

No human should subject themselves to this.

Now watching

Been thinking about Nosferatu and I think the movie would've been better if it took place on September 10th 2001.

Hack Snyder could never

Now watching

Started solo leveling season 2, seems like Jinwoo has been leveling his Studies of Yakub skill as well.

It ain't the new year without this

Incredible things are happening in China

Just saw Nosferatu, I'm going to name my son Orlok and make sure that happens to him

The family's come home for dinner!!!!!!!!!!!

My jaw is on the floor. Everyone in my theater was hollering and clapping. The literal coughing baby next to me was not ready for the Live and Learn nuke. This is Cinema.

Had to throw away 2 entire cloves of garlic today because both had started rotting. It felt like a piece of my soul went into the trash can along with them.

ROBOTNIK'S A NORMHEAD??!

Now seated

Now watching

Was thinking about Fionna and Cake today and it was very funny how this dude who witnessed horrors beyond his comprehension for 1000 years was put into a zoo enclosure after he went back to normal

Seems like a lot of people have been reminded that despite not being that jumping homonculus on the other site, jack dorsey is still an out of touch billionaire tech bro

Just experienced this moment because I left my plant to drain excess water in the tub and I forgot about it when I went back to the bathroom later

This is the most significant news out today

MARYLAND REPRESENT RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I think things are gonna be alright

Fat bitches reign supreme

BREAKING: White boy shows CEO what it's like being Goated with the Sauce

What's up with South Korea and this "marital law" I keep hearing about? Maybe it's time for me to visit and find a new wife since everyone in town keeps making fun of me for being divorced 😒

Cocks out for Hunter Biden

Just named my newborn son after Henry kissinger, I can't let evil this unique truly die out

With milk kinship we could've been a beautiful raw milk society, but we have strayed too far from god's light and our blessed sustenance is now Satan milk.

Learning about "milk kinship". The day formula was invented was the death of communities between friends and neighbors, and birth of individualism devoid of empathy.

This is the closest gamers will ever get to communism

They're going to do this to me tomorrow

Such powerful imag...

in every lifetime that we may or may not meet in, at the very least we will share this . i love u

The light of the Red Sun in the Sky shall soon shine upon this dark nation

Got another booster last week and yesterday at my checkup the doc said rigor mortis has already set in?? Not sure if this is good but now they're putting me into an oven??? Is this normal #vaccine #vaccination #vax #cold #fluseason #vegan #jab #covid

Looking for 4k monitors and seeing this shit really makes me miss having a cold brewski in my hand (and the kids, please let me see them again Charlene)

You're right they both really hated aliens and took an extreme approach to dealing with them

The Worm King

You can achieve the same goal by giving yourself a lobotomy

The boys are back in town