The universe doesn't work in mysterious ways. It's late-stage capitalism, dude.

I've been racking up a lot of short story rejections lately, and it's starting to sting.

I really thought I’d have this novel wrapped up by the end of June and I’m only a 3rd of the way through…

The Night Ship by Alex Woodroe: Review by Jake Casella Brookins locusmag.com/review/...

Successful beach read! Dead Stupid Penpal from @tenebrouspress.bsky.social is amazing.

Grave Gnosis will be at Heart of Winter Fest. The final band announcements are gonna be insane. See you there.

I’m going to clap when this plane lands … just to feel alive

Yall ever get tired of eating? You mean I have to eat again? I just did that. I don’t want to think about it again today. I had to think about it yesterday.

Weird horror beach reads! Shout out: @tenebrouspress.bsky.social, @weirdpunkbooks.bsky.social, @agitapublishing.bsky.social

What is the right number of books to bring on a 4 day beach vacation?

🔥Cover Art Reveal🔥 IT OPENS DOORS by @noahghola.bsky.social Glorious cover art by @echoechoillu.bsky.social Pithy marketing copy 1: "Some doors should never be opened." Pithy marketing copy 2: "The key was within us all along." Pithy marketing copy 3: "This book is a nightmare factory." 🖤☠️

It is me. I am All CAPS

I'm slowly corrupting my book club into reading really, really weird shit.

I don't think any civilian independent game developer should be able to just walk into an Ammunation and buy the BFG9000 and use it on the floating orange President of the United States (pictured, left) in an expanse of intestines on Mars.

Now that weed is legal it can’t be the devil’s lettuce anymore. What’s the new devil’s lettuce? Wrong answers only.

Sometimes, you have to write a poopy 0 draft before you write a good first draft

Happy Eco-Horror Day!* *also known as Earth Day

This Earth Day celebrate nature fighting back! 🌍🪸🪸🪸🪸 Audiobook: haruspex-audio.com/products/ree... Print copy: store.tenebrouspress.com/products/ree...

You ever feel like you're living life on hard mode?

If you’ve been waiting to buy my Split Scream now’s the time to go ham!

SIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT! "O Tenebrous, WHY haven't you released more tender necromantic trans erotic cannibalism-tinged Weird Fantasy WHYYY" Well we heard you, friends. We heard you. NOT ONLY WILL THIS KILL YOU BUT IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME YOU ARE DYING by @davevriser.bsky.social. Summer 2027🖤☠️

Wrestlemania night 1 was so bad that I’m not going to watch night 2. I don’t need to watch 3 hours of ads.

Photo dump! I spent Friday at Cincinnati’s Mercantile library. Lots of run.

Inside me are two wolves and they both look like this

Wrestlemania = poopy night 1

As mentioned in the @tenebrouspress.bsky.social newsletter today, my book club add-in for Split Scream volume 8 is actual sheet music (and additional verses) for an in-story hymn to the Doe, the spirit that rules the land in which the story takes place. Here’s my folk version:

Beautiful

Threatening vibes

I don’t read the 13th chapter in books bc I’m too superstitious.

Today is the anniversary of my friend and classmate's kidnapping and murder. Don't hold off on saying the things you need to say. You might not get another chance.

My brain is no good today. It can't brain, and by extension, I can't do human.

God grant me the confidence of a middle manager holding a meeting while on the shitter in a coworking space.

You know what this chapter needs? It needs to be two different chapters.

Get on this book!

Forget looksmaxxing. Show me your lewkmaxxing.

Don’t forget to drink your Arnold Palmers today.

So how’s everyone’s depression treating them today?

It’s an honor to be nominated. There are some real heavy hitters in this category.

This thread is why I love scarecrows

Loved this book

While I am “technically” Catholics in the eyes of the church, I say we bring back the serpents.

My novella, Cerulean Sky, is about a pandemic… that I finished a few weeks before COVID. I had to wait years to pitch it

I have to use LinkedIn for my day job...and this is 100% accurate. LinkedIn is a shitty jobs board and a shitty social media site.

Brain bendy now

Loveland Frogman Festival pics

VOIDCON 4 November 12-14 Crowne Plaza Hotel Harrisburg, Pennsylvania SEE YOU THERE.

Hell yeah @hazelzorn.bsky.social !

I’m working in a story that been in my head for almost a decade. Sometimes I hate the creative process. I want this thing out of my brain

@matthewtpritt.bsky.social has a novelette in this collection that put my jaw on the floor. He writes subtle, elegant stories filled with pathos and a deep undercurrent of dread. You want visit his cursed place.

WWE mild take: The Wyatt Sick6 are boring AF. I write spooky stuff! I watch spooky stuff. Wyatt Six6 = boooooring