( 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺. )

Am I really going to defile this grave for money? ... Of course I am!

Your design sucked, so we blew it up.

Hey, isn't this fun!? I'm not broken! I don't have burn-in! I'm... fun!!! C'mon, say it!!! I'm!!! Fun!!!

Wait a minute... there's something bothering me about this place... I KNOW! THIS LESBIAN BAR DOESN'T HAVE A FIRE EXIT! Enjoy your death trap, ladies!

Oh my gosh... someone sent me flowers! I wonder who it could be... ME!!!

You! Do you like adventure? Activity? Wonder? Danger? Horror? Pain? Suffering? Agony? Disease? Illness? Death? Angel food cake?

. . . ..Y'know, did the fox population go up since I last went on air, or am I miscounting.

Yanno. 'As anyone heard from Mendo's cousin in a while?

[ holly. ] ? Hello ? i come back to look at my pinned here bc projects have me thinking about lolbit again and some random person with a pure black pfp and no account information likes said pinned ??

..But hey! I'on'mind. [ <= weird stupid smile. i hate this thing ]

Probably!

[ Don't mind the other Lolbit obscuring the entire shop UI. Or how they don't look anything like the one that's supposed to be running it. It's probably nothing. ]

" I might be stupid. " [ <= entirely flat. ]

[ holly. ] very quickly realizing there's some ena in this lolbit. that pleases me

" (𝒮𝒶𝓎𝒾𝓃' 𝒾𝓉 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃.) "

{ NC } " Feeeed my my coins, Mr. FazbeaaaaaAAAAAAAA- "

Oh, label me whatever you would like!

[ . . . ] [ Looking back off at nothing again, yet again holding their hand up to whisper. ] " (..I knew we had fans in these kindsa places, but.. Jeez.) " [ ^ smug prick ]

[ ..They seem to be trying to shape their ears into a shape more akin to a rabbit's. . . . Said ears are made of plastic. They just kind of look stupid. ]

[ holly. ] SCREMAING MY DOGG!! TAHT'S MY FUCKING PUPPY RIGHT HEHRE !!!!!!!

[ holly. ] i hope it's clear that she just fucking lies . genderthing who is ALLERGIC to telling the truth if she thinks she'll benefit from not doing it

𝙰𝙽𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙰𝙽𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙰𝙽𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙽𝙳- 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴! -------------- strange little au lolbit, penned by holly