Making himself at home 😭

Home from Portland and think I have a cat ❤️

BREAKING: Cat named “Chairman Meow” relieved to learn absurd pet names are bipartisan. #PetPolitics

When Marley passed away I decided to take a break from animals. Started feeding the nearby TNR feral community. One was too friendly 🥲 Today my neighbor officially said I can have her cat ❤️and that the feral friend he spends so much time with is his baby from before he was fixed 😭🥹 dawwww I can’t

Baby opposum keeps visiting 🥹👉👈

Allegations forever

My neighbor who is a prudey Karen type got upset that my trees were over her property so she illegally cut them back very far including well into my property But I couldn’t afford it and secretly wanted the same thing Thx Karen 👉 you a real one

lol I’m not even the same person. 3 weeks into intense happiness instead of intense sadness (proper adhd medication, I was always emotional). Idk how to even be. All I want to do is scream to every person I’ve ever met the earth shattering joy that is normal life😂😭🫶 youtu.be/J91ti_MpdHA?...

other people's projections are not your responsibility.

Spent the last 5 days in wonder because I think my doctor got my adhd medication right. Equally elated, fascinated and disturbed that a pill can turn off the speed demon that assures me everyone hates me just like that 😅

I stg if they take these away from me after this. 🧚

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"Still punk as fuck" I whisper to myself as I gently repeat the stretches my physical therapist gave me for mobility.

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

Been afraid to ask the ol psych doc for more ADHD medication (stigma, ppl haz the dumb, online culture, irrational paranoia and distrust yanno the regular) And she was like “yeah no it’s fine you need more” Cool cool thanks m’amm 🫡Relieved 🥲 ‘….What does she mean by that’…🤔 nm thanks 😆

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

Ayyyyyeeee worlds spectating hopefuls, check your email! 💃

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Arrived to Vancouver after complimentary wine on the plane, then the most wonderful woman in the world working at customs asked to make sure I was at least 16 (I am 38) and then they gave me free champagne at this restaurant while I wait for my to-go order. I can just like, be Canadian yea? 😅🥰

Last week I found some orange growing along the side of the road so I picked them and then my full hippy came forward 🤣

My favorite movie is Homeward Bound 🙈

If you see this, post a picture from whatever device you are using with no explanation

Did 180 battles today and yesterday 😮‍💨really wanted legend before heading to San Antonio and also really wanted to be lazy this season 😅 Took it easy this month but for gobattleweek that may be the longest amount of hours I kept myself at 100%… see yall next season 💃

This one hasn’t got the balloons yet 🥹❤️

didn’t freeze enough in Canada the first time 🫡

This was the last gift I opened and it’s a good thing because it took me all the way out 🥲 it’s been a hard year, I really miss you but I’ll keep trying

I’ll take this board debut for the season 💃

🤠 found some deals so good it would be more expensive to leave me at home with Amazon prime probably. Next adventure ❤️

What if someone just decides to be confident. Can that be a switch? Maybe it already was. What if we just believed it was. Maybe that’s what people do. Hmm…decided to love yourself viciously and others follow

I am crying 😭 in a good way don’t worry 😭 thank you pogo ash 🥰 Shiny rank 1 Ul gastro (or rank 20 gl!)

🙌❤️ PvPoke

Enjoyed the sisterhood challenge in Toronto! 👯‍♀️ got some ornaments im going to adore forever 🎄

3 flights later and in Canada for the first time 🥰 🇨🇦 (Pokemon is just the best excuse to travel and have ready waiting friends, 🤫) I just hope both teams have fun!

fitness tip - crying for 3 and a half hours straight is a great appetite suppressant

Apparently there is like a tournament happening? Idk. Anyways, party ❤️💃

Circa ~2003-2005 Smiling with teeth back in the next? Post yourself from a different era.

Dragons are very strong in this retro meta and so is dunsparce. Enter flygon 🥰 enjoying this team!

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

Made holiday crafts from wine bottle corks with the fam today, love how they came out 🎄⛄️

Never been to Canada 🍁 did a little late decision yeeee can’t wait

I keep clicking on Bluesky posts to quickly open them before I lose them bc I have Twitter refresh PTSD

Make winning team that stays under Bluesky limit ✅ I hope as the app grows in size this will be expanded but for now I guuueesss I will make the shadow sacrifices 🫡

Sheepdog 🐏

Fast Move Timing for Pokemon Go PvP ✅ Smaller numbers are second optimal times to throw if you are under pressure but still want to give as few free turns to your opponent as you can. Just going to pin this for people for a while. Good luck trainers!