I don’t know what I feel but it was a film. A FILM #bootlegfriday

Fuck lads. This is a big swing isn’t it. Jesus Christ #bootlegfriday

Hardly tweeting to this one because I’ve spent most of the evening using all of my brain power trying to follow it. It’s a bit like the Prestige, if Nolan had $300k to make it, and it was written by Larry Cohen… But good #bootlegfriday

I mean Hellraiser made sense didn’t it? This is properly mental #bootlegfriday

Okay, what the fuck is going on? #bootlegfriday

This month's #Bootlegfriday is "Lord of Illusions" which was picked by @mcclean.ie. It's a unique blend of horror and neo-noir from horror maestro Clive Barker. We'll see you here this Friday at 10pm. Please repost to spread the good word. youtu.be/uehqVgqXhVs?...

It’s a bit like getting Al Capone for tax evasion but this is absolutely gloriously good news. This is really going to test those sweat glands. Off you pop now

Peanut Rayu in the wild. Paris is just getting better and better

Robert Duvall was fucking brilliant in most things but I just want to throw a special shout out to his understated and unheralded turn as Frank Burns in MASH. An absolutely class actor RIP

Just paid €8 for two baguettes, 4 pastries, and a bunch of grapes. Paris wins. The UK is fucked. #ViveLaRevolution

Maybe they do need to bring in relegation from the 6N. England could do with some time playing more second tier nations to get back to the greatness they once had. *said gently patting Austin Healey on the head* #SCOvENG

TONIGHT. We shall eat good for #BeyondFriday with John Carpenter's Assault on Precinct 13. I will send out the link at 9pm. Trailers as usual from 10:45pm and film at 11pm. Go tell all your friends and enemies.

It’s Friday, it’s nearly 11PM. It’s Lenzi time

#bootlegfriday kicks off 2026 with a classic comedy picked by @shanes88.bsky.social. Blazing Saddles is a western spoof from the great Mel Brooks with wonderful wit and rather problematic jokes. We'll see you cowboys this Friday at 10pm and please repost. youtu.be/tb2fYUKJdN8?...

This film is incredible. Shame the hashtag is fucked #BeyondFriday

Wow. Top opening that!!! #BeyondFriday

Happy #BeyondFriday My current state of inebriation and tiredness means I’ve probably got 45 mins tops in me but I’m up for the challenge

Here is the link for tonight's #BeyondFriday CEMETERY MAN. See you in just under 2 hours for trailers. RT to save a life! youtu.be/xUtu2Qvyyp8?...

Chase away the January blues with some #beyondfriday horror. It'll be like a virtual city break to Italy.

Thank you @trevorkavanagh.bsky.social for the reminder (not the first time). For #BeyondFriday this week we are returning to Soavi and Italy with Dellamorte Dellamore aka Cemetery Man. A surreal and dark comedy horror. You do not want to miss this brilliant film.

Trump planning how to run Venezuela

Is #bootlegfriday back this week?

After a turgid run of absolute stinking Christmas films take time for a safe one and fuck me, this film looks like it could have been shot yesterday

An illustration of the 'commission-based' theory of evolution. The Pilot Whale www.worldofmoose.com/products/pil...

Watching my kids minds be blown by Back to the Future 40 years after it was made has been a great end to the week If it needed a rating it’s ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

On recovering from alcoholism: I have a stock answer now if somebody asks me if l'd like a drink: 'I'd like to but I have to be somewhere in October.'

I don’t feel like I’ve seen enough of Carla the mystic this movie #beyondfriday

I feel like the only guy at a strip poker game being named Randy is a little on the nose for my taste #beyondfriday

These ghost zombie things need to do something very quickly. This is starting to have vibes of The Glove #beyondfriday

It’s mad quite how many films you’ve seen rip off bits of it #beyondfriday

I’m enjoying the movie but (if I’ve not made it clear) I hate these two together. #beyondfriday

“I’m 9 months older than you” “So?” “nothing I guess” This flirty chat is award winning #beyondfriday

I need this Tory doctor and his limp willy to die horribly in the second act #beyondfriday

There’s an undefinable quality about both the doctor and the patient survivor woman.. You just know they’d have extremely boring, brief and unsatisfying missionary sex with each other #beyondfriday

So basically Final Destination made 27 films off the back of someone else’s idea #beyondfriday

This is one of the least convincing hospital sets I’ve ever seen on film. It looks like an Ikea showroom #beyondfriday

I’ve been awake since 3am so the chances of me finishing this tonight are slim. I’m already sad about this #beyondfriday

Michael Mann called. He’s wants his lighting director back. #beyondfriday

Here is the link for tonight's #BeyondFriday SOLE SURVIVOR. See you in just under two hours for trailers. RT to save a life! www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWuz...

For #BeyondFriday this week we have a film that is said to be the inspiration for both the Final Destination films AND It Follows. I am talking about Thom Eberhard's 1984 film Sole Survivor. Just LOOK at that poster. I cannot wait for this one.

Woooah!

Muppets Christmas Carol A pretty flawless movie. Warm, hilarious, great songs and just brilliantly written. Michael Caine makes the whole film by playing it straight as an arrow. I love it as much today as I did in 1992 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Busy birthday weekend. Time for peak cinema with the fam #nowwatching MUPPETS CHRISTMAS CAROL

TORNADO A sumptuously shot samurai revenge western set in Scotland (obviously). A lot darker and more deliberately paced than I was expecting, but engaging performances from Tim Roth and Koki and an unreal job by DOP Robbie Ryan make for a really decent watch ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

Sorry crashed out of #bootlegfriday early. This time of year I’m wrecked 😫

SAX SOUNDTRACK 😍 #bootlegfriday

It’s this dream sequence shit that is the only thing I don’t like about this movie #bootlegfriday

Why are American Christmas jumpers all so fucking hideous #bootlegfriday

Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson team up for "The Long Kiss Goodnight". Which was written by Shane Black so there is plenty of sharp dialogue underpinning the mayhem. See you here this Friday and please repost. #Bootlegfriday 🎅🎄 youtu.be/ydlyMF1JUEE?...

QUIZ SHOW Gripping and perfectly pitched classic Hollywood movie that has aged like a fine wine. Flawlessly directed by Redford and with an ensemble cast for the ages. It could have won every award had it not been released in 1994 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️