I’ve decided to try teaching myself music production

Is every “marry me” dish just a food with some kind of cream sauce…?

“microtransaction” has lost all meaning

the setup of the apple store is really annoying there’s no where to go to get help when you want to buy something so you just have to stand around until one shows up

I can’t stop reading freida mcfadden books

I charged an iphone 17e and a samsung galaxy z flip7 to 100%, then left them unplugged for 3 days. I used them evenly during that time (maybe a little more for the iphone) at the end of the three days, the samsung is dead (I think it died with a couple hours to go) the iphone is at 63%

I asked my cat Percy where my other cat Gavin was, and Gavin was apparently right behind me, which I realized when Percy basically channeled cardi

arguably, light academia is just private school in the suburbs

there should be a $25 bill

PINK PHONE 🗣️

WOW!

A lot of chocolate items taste like they were made near peanuts.

I want to know where Rinna saw a Birkin for $10K.

turn off the stock market omg

why is everyone in pisces right now 😐

WOW!

QUESTION: If Charmed (original) were your favorite show of all time, how much would you pay for a replica of the book of shadows? Would that amount change if you weren’t worried about budget?

a “reveal” in the same way that the actual instructions for a product are a “hack”

People “congratulating” woman for “looking her age” by emphasizing how she hasn’t had any work done (as if they could know that) is such a backhanded compliment, imo

Incredible.

I love making seltzer at home because I can make the water so crisp that I gasp for air after taking a sip

13-17 inches of snow…maybe up to twenty? I haven’t heard about snow like this since the 90s

I’m playing Resident Evil 4 for the first time.

People who put their wedding photo on dating apps but say nothing about separation, divorce, or being open: what are we supposed to do with that information? lol

where have all the bakeries gone?

I’m changing his middle name to Lancelot.

Does anyone have a litter-robot??

let’s bring back pajama sets

Sometimes legalese is absolutely ridiculous. “several agree” as a verb? pls stop 😭

Lego minerals!

where are all the mermaid books???

calls to arms: 1. avengers, assemble 2. to me, my x-men 3. let’s go girls 4. blackpink in your area

I haven’t finished but Wonder Man is actually incredible

I feel like I don’t know how to start writing a book anymore

people saying “woof” is just so…

skincare companies should have sample kits where you can get *every* product to try, not just the combo and best seller packs

jfc this entire essay feels like a primal scream from my very soul

New Year, New Shopping Budget

When someone at work says “the person I’m dating”

I feel like numbers 0-9 should only be one syllable each.

mom & dad

thanks

I need a Christmas-time horror novel to listen to today 🤔

Merry Chrysler!

meal prep for cats lol

I ordered women’s shoes because they looked exactly the same as the men’s pair, but they were 40% off. I guess we’ll have to see if they actually fit though.

ive decided to reenter my MUA era

I feel like California Prop 65 is so broad that it stops being useful.

Making another pumpkin pie, but this time I caramelized the pumpkin a little

Me every time I buy something.