I love making seltzer at home because I can make the water so crisp that I gasp for air after taking a sip

13-17 inches of snow…maybe up to twenty? I haven’t heard about snow like this since the 90s

I’m playing Resident Evil 4 for the first time.

People who put their wedding photo on dating apps but say nothing about separation, divorce, or being open: what are we supposed to do with that information? lol

where have all the bakeries gone?

I’m changing his middle name to Lancelot.

Does anyone have a litter-robot??

let’s bring back pajama sets

Sometimes legalese is absolutely ridiculous. “several agree” as a verb? pls stop 😭

Lego minerals!

where are all the mermaid books???

calls to arms: 1. avengers, assemble 2. to me, my x-men 3. let’s go girls 4. blackpink in your area

I haven’t finished but Wonder Man is actually incredible

I feel like I don’t know how to start writing a book anymore

people saying “woof” is just so…

skincare companies should have sample kits where you can get *every* product to try, not just the combo and best seller packs

jfc this entire essay feels like a primal scream from my very soul

New Year, New Shopping Budget

When someone at work says “the person I’m dating”

I feel like numbers 0-9 should only be one syllable each.

mom & dad

thanks

I need a Christmas-time horror novel to listen to today 🤔

Merry Chrysler!

meal prep for cats lol

I ordered women’s shoes because they looked exactly the same as the men’s pair, but they were 40% off. I guess we’ll have to see if they actually fit though.

ive decided to reenter my MUA era

I feel like California Prop 65 is so broad that it stops being useful.

Making another pumpkin pie, but this time I caramelized the pumpkin a little

Me every time I buy something.

we did it joe

I went out to get ingredients for mac and cheese. Just got back home and realized I forgot the “mac”

sorry but the telfar website is awful

this is 🤩magic✨in✨space🤩

I’ve never played a star wars game before but I just got jedi:survivor and I’m only like 15 minutes in but I love it

Shopping so much I’m about to end this recession.

masala chai…made with eggnog

Maybe I’ll make a pie today.

Can we stop reducing narratives to tropes? Stories are so much more than the sum of their tropey parts. Or maybe I'm the only one bothered by it, in which case, as you were. 😊

people at work keep writing “inter alia” instead of “inter alios” and it’s taking a lot of effort not to be the annoying person with a background in latin lmao

~it’s my birthday~ what gift should I get for myself? 🤔

It really feels like my cats also need a cat, to keep them busy.

what if i made an alt account 👀🤭

nothing makes me leave a store faster than excessive friendliness lol

gavin apparently enjoys masala chai

there should be a gofundme to update the Libby app

Weapons was a really good movie!

crispy lettuce; spring greens; persian cucumbers; green apple; edamame; scallions, mint; feta; breadcrumbs

Should I get a black cat too? 🤪

happy new year to those who celebrate