Maybe I’ll make a pie today.

Can we stop reducing narratives to tropes? Stories are so much more than the sum of their tropey parts. Or maybe I'm the only one bothered by it, in which case, as you were. 😊

people at work keep writing “inter alia” instead of “inter alios” and it’s taking a lot of effort not to be the annoying person with a background in latin lmao

~it’s my birthday~ what gift should I get for myself? 🤔

It really feels like my cats also need a cat, to keep them busy.

what if i made an alt account 👀🤭

nothing makes me leave a store faster than excessive friendliness lol

gavin apparently enjoys masala chai

there should be a gofundme to update the Libby app

Weapons was a really good movie!

crispy lettuce; spring greens; persian cucumbers; green apple; edamame; scallions, mint; feta; breadcrumbs

Should I get a black cat too? 🤪

happy new year to those who celebrate

she’s the only celebrity that understands what a halloween costume is

happy to announce that I developed a spread as intended

I have about 29 hours to develop a full-year, 5-deck, tarot card spread.

oh ok

New monitor arrives today! 🥳

nobody wants to think anymore

Personally I think you should be able to buy a second seat on a plane or train so you can bring a pet

my babies 🥹

nightwing’s thighs in gotham knights?????????

when someone starts a statement with “hey so”

cupcake podcast???

New tarot cards! 🥳

no no the publishing industry is doing fine, why do you ask

What day is it?

My document has 2,284 left brackets…but only 2,283 right brackets… 😵‍💫

If AI is so great, why doesn’t autocorrect work? 🧐

I think I’ll have to learn how to drive 😔

😻😻😻

So, how do people actually travel anywhere when you have 2 cats? As far as I can tell, you can only take 1 pet on most types of transportation.

I spoke with a financial planner and he said I reminded him of Ariana Grande’s song 7 Rings (“I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it.”) (…yuh)

if you imagine he’s 12 and writing in his diary late at night, the first half of the post is especially hilarious

it’s funny how if someone asks if you’re religious or “a person of faith” they’re almost always just asking if you’re a christian specifically

what’s everybody wearing for the rapture????

no ❤️

using a deceased person’s name for your corporate coffee order seems offensive to me, idk

Yes, Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension was government censorship

Note to witches: never leave your broom unattended on halloween night… 🎃 #KidLit #KidLitArt #Halloween

I bought a pumpkin pie to keep the fall vibes going. 🍁 🍂

tuna

I just found out that what I thought was my address isn’t actually my address I’ve just been writing the name of my building on things, and it works out most of the time lmaooooo

guess my favorite condiment

Is there a way to blur one sections of a screen recording? I have to send a video to prove to a company that their hardware doesn’t work, but my password is in the screen recording 😐

The fancy man

I feel crazy. why does everyone care about this man so much, so suddenly???

exciting!

I miss writer gossip social media.

If you hate ice cream, congrats you now understand racists. The parallels are deep. "But ice cream isn't human; alive; doesn't have a soul" Yeah, that's what people have been saying about other races since the beginning of time.