I'm sure the "most transparent administration in history" will have a full and honest explanation for this, some time shortly after infrastructure week. #USPolitics #donmentia

The people who complained about putting warnings on covid misinformation are silent about the Trump administration killing embarrassing but accurate stories. #USPolitics #censorship

It’s okay to be Weiss. by JD Vance

I just think it’s wild that a “journalist” who literally cuts emails in half to lie ab his targets, gets dates & stats wrong, actively goes out of his way to smear people, & doesn’t issue corrections is playing victim. I have several posts ab him on this Substack. open.substack.com/pub/reneedir...

Guys, I wrote a thing! You should go read it! H/T @bluegal.bsky.social @karoli.bsky.social

The ratings were down 700% #USPolitics #politicalhumor

On behalf of the radical left scum, I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy Holidays, even twice impeached serial felons who are featured prominently in the Epstein files. #politicalhumor #USPolitics

Trump was on Epstein's plane enough times to earn a free trip from miles flown. #USPolitics #EpsteinClientList

When damaging stories come out from the Epstein files, remember that they haven't released all of it and they attempted to scrub Trump's name from anything damaging. Far worse is on the horizon. #USPolitics #EpsteinFiles

They should rename them the "Trump Memorial Epstein Files" #USPolitics #EpsteinFiles

The modern terminology for battleship is 'target' #USPolitics

The first reporter to ask Weiss if she is familiar with the term "Streisand Effect" should get a Pulitzer. #USPolitics #censorship

The 60 Minutes CECOT story will be viewed by more people because Bari Weiss tried to kill it. 60 minutes gets about 8 million viewers via broadcast. The killed story has already exceeded that online. #USPolitics #censorship

They are losing interest in the story. I wonder what happened. #USPolitics #EpsteinFiles

Trumpsparency - failing to comply with legally mandated disclosures until forced to by multiple courts while demanding credit for compliance. #uspolitics #epsteinfiles

The DNC isn't asking me but I'd be advising them to respond to Trump renaming something after himself by proposing that the Epstein files be renamed to the Trump-Epstein files. #USPolitics #Epsteinfiles

#NoKings applies to all monarchs and would be monarchs, domestic and foreign. #USPolitics

The people saying Trump is guilty are willing to do so under oath. The people saying Trump is innocent will fight their way to the supreme court to avoid having to testify. #USPolitics #guiltydonny

Trump is determined to turn the whole country into a series of participation trophies he can give to himself. #USPolitics #guiltydonny

Andy Borowitz is a national treasure. #USPolitics #AndyBorowitz #politicalhumor

Why is that weird old man yelling lies on TV? #guiltydonny #USPolitics

Donmentia doing his rambling impov again. #USPolitics #guiltydonny

If Vanity Fair can manipulate this Whitehouse to extract embarrassing information with their full cooperation with nothing to offer except attention and flattery, imagine what foreign intel agencies could do with money and flattery. #USPolitics #guiltydonny

Trump's comments about Rob Reiner have besmirched the FIFA peace prize. #USPolitics #guiltydonny #politicalhumor

The venn diagram of Trump's friends and Epstein's friends is just a circle. A sleazy disgusting circle. #USPolitics #EpstienFiles

I never needed a laugh/vomit hybrid emoji before. #USPolitics #EpstienFiles

Schrödinger's MAGA Not mine, damn funny. #USPolitics #politicalhumor

I think we are months away from Trump claiming that unemployment has fallen 1700% #USPolitics

The failure to hold W accountable led to Trump being able to torture people on US soil. #USPolitics #immigration

Gay and trans people are not a threat to marriage, the Trump immigration crackdown is. #USPolitics #Immigration

Andy Borowitz is a national treasure. #USPolitics #AndyBorowitz #Donmentia

FIFA bribing the president with a fake peace prize to make a corruption investigation go away is on brand for both. This is what transactional looks like. #USPolitics #guiltydonny

Winning the FIFA peace prize is like winning the MLB Medal of Science or the NBA Bronze Star with Valor or the NFL Gold Statue for Acting. #USPolitics #guiltydonny

It should come as no surprise that if you commit crimes for Trump and get caught, he will expect you to take the blame. I hope our troops notice. I hope that ICE notices. And I hope the DOJ notices. #USPolitics #guiltydonny

Pete Kegstand will get away with it. The political appointees will be protected and the career DOD people will be thrown under the bus. Just like Iraq and Iran-Contra. #USPolitics #guiltydonny

It took MTG just three weeks to start posting crazy stuff again, after the media all told us she became normal. #USPolitics #MTG #conspiracies

Whitehouse releases MRI results for Trump's autopen. #USPolitics #satire

It's a bit surprising that Pete Hegseth asked for two shots when he usually asks for four or five.

With those eyes Kash should have been able to see the attack coming, from the infrared to the ultraviolet parts of the spectrum. #USPolitics #KashPatel

On “The Necessary Conversation” podcast, Chad’s Trump supporter parents tell him the military should follow Trump’s illegal orders and kill everyone in LA if Trump commanded it — even with him and his sister in the city😳

I predict that she will get a commutation of sentence the week after the midterms. #guiltydonny #USPolitics #JeffreyEpstein

if only there were some warning sign that the trump meme coin was going to be another pump and dump meme coin scam like the last hundred meme coin pump and dump scams. #USPolitics #guiltydonny #memecoin

Talking to your crazy MAGA uncle is just another one of those jobs that foreigners are doing because Americans are no longer willing to. #USPolitics #twitter

I would have gone with "Turkey walks free after Whitehouse counsel botches purchase order" But this is good as well. #AndyBorowitz #satire #USPolitics

The real qanon was the conspiracies we believed along the way. #USPolitics #conspiracies

When this is all over, there will be years of economic data with an asterisk next to it because we will not know if the data is real. #USPolitics #economics

She stepping down to spend more time pursuing her space laser related hobbies. #USPolitics #MTG

Why does Trump like sex traffickers so much? #USPolitics #andrewtate

Andy Borowitz is national treasure. #USPolitics #AndyBorowitz #satire

Make America Infectious Again. #USPolitics #antivax