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made an instant chicken ramen + hoisin concoction that tastes shockingly like honey mustard pretzels

never watched them in my life but imwatching a dan and phil video bc im nosy

Never Clear your Camera Roll . NEver Delete Your Old Playlists

discovered some playlists full of music i listened to a lot a decade ago and MAN ribs by lorde and islands by the xx rly hit so good when you were a sad lonely teenager

imagining being in a rship with one of the da vinki twins (who im sure are fair and sensual lovers) and on our wedding day they have to make a video in tuxedos saying "da matrimony!"

love the idea of casting directors seeing jared leto as box office poison

thought id try to enjoy a snack in bed

ive had to live with this knowledge for the past week

starting to feel like a new animal crossing game could fix me

i think if you accidentally touch deodorant and have that dry hydrophobic feeling on your fingers you should be allowed to kiII people

The leafs are turning red. A chill creeps in with darkness. Inspiration returns to folklore and fables, ghosts, ghouls and the warmth of familiar nightmares creatures. Vampires (NR):

The Bite of 87! (Uncropped in replies vvv)

signing lease documents always makes me want to put a "?" next to certain areas like a teacher leaves on your homework when theyre especially disappointed in you

trick or treat #art (wallpapers below!)

cant quite explain the connection but somehow dick van dyke inadvertently put a curse on our dear sweet dolly

got done with a heavy day of nauseated post-migraine studying just in time to make dinner + crawl into bed + have a long day at work tomorrow!!!!

naturally stumbling upon an earnest ai-generated big titty fox rip grandpa post is exactly why i can never give up twitter

i cant believe savannah is a real place and a its a place that means something to me and that my wife enjoys it there and we got to get married there and we are moving there and

boy why is your head so small

bad bunny dont ever let them pressure you into learning english ‼️

had a migraine start in front of my coworkers for the first time and i think they thought i was going to die

thinking about how i wasnt super happy with my hair on our wedding day but ive recently realized that in 10-15 years im going to look back on our wedding photos and will just be happy i still had hair #genetics

peeing at universal studios and bart simpson is on the speakers rapping at me

if spotify gives me one more pop up ad for this mother fucking doja cat album im going to take action

been thinking about this one. like oh ok. fuck me i guess

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i love looking into this career more and more bc ppl in it are like "worst thing yhats ever happened to me was accidentally being sent an amputated foot" and im like Ok is that all

float

being named grayson and having greying hair makes me feel like a monster high doll

tormenta rampaging run gigadive coaster over texas is a beautiful name for a baby girl

gillian anderson in the x files send skeet

its Cool Guy Outside season

big flat freak

buzzfeed unsolved was invented in a lab to be the most comforting show to have on in the bg when you dont actually feel like watching anything

im back in my college library to self-study for this career and its so trippy to be back here but nice bc i dont have actual classes to attend or monthly exams to stress about hehe

i am allergic to tylenol so i guess in a way i am the anti autism creature

having one adult tabby cat and one baby tabby cat feels like xenomorph and xenomorphs tongue

ITS FALL !!!!!!

ik this comes across sorta #edgy but im so sick of the normalized shared psychosis of ppl believing theres a big man in the sky who hears our every thought and grands our wishes and dictates our lives to the extent that we need to form laws around what he (supposedly) thinks and feels

the one thing u can rely on these days is that theres ppl maintaining wiki pages for every piece of media in existence without fail

Oilspill Prints in bio

i am once again wishing government bodies were required to substantiate their claims with hard evidence before being allowed to codify things rather than just saying and doing shit based on personal beliefs and feelings

obsessed w my barber forgetting im trans and talking about pap smears w my wife and when i chime in sheslike HUH

Two of Them

the official first day of fall is in a WEEK!!!!!

just recently learned about this career that i had no idea existed but it sounds so so perfect for me so i got a textbook and i plan on getting certified and im very excited :)

U guys he is ssssoo stupid like theres just nothing going on his head

Okay, it seems like I haven't been here for a long time

Dang man im missing oswald extra lately