While I appreciate that Rihanna doesn't clapback as much as she used to, I also love when she comes out of hiding to remind niggas she still got it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Buenos dias y’all!

I'll always be amazed by the shit you parasocial weirdos will come up with based on someone saying something you don't like. I'll heed your advice if you take mine to touch some grass boo

Wtf does Tory Lanez have to do with Klay? Why do y'all think Megan represents all black women? How did we go from Megan needing to keep y'all out of her personal business to niggas needing to take responsibility for being niggas? Do y'all hear yourselves when y'all say weird shit like this?

What exactly did you pack up if I'm still here? Well, since you have time to be my pretend therapist, what emotional processing strategies do you recommend? Lol

No, I didn't. It's called sarcasm. I thought since you were so smart and perceptive, you would've been able to tell I was using it. I gave you more credit than deserved. My bad 😂😂😂

Idk, figure it out, just like how you supposedly figured me out 😂😂😂😊

Nope, but you might be 🙃

Girl, wake up and see the writing on the wall.

And I'm not the two, but here you are 🤷🏾‍♀️

I'll stop when you do. You replied to my post with your dumb ass assumptions (and you still are) and now you don't like it when the mirror is held up to you. Either stop replying or suck my ass

Congratulations. Based on how you're coming after me behind expressing an opinion, I figured that might've happened to you with the parasocialism and all 🤷🏾‍♀️

And yet here you are answering the call. Did the internet give you sympathy after announcing an ugly nigga cheated on you too?

I'm doing fabulous this Sunday morning. Are you? You still mad you got cheated on and you told the internet and they didn't gaf?

None of this shit you said made sense. Just admit that you're one of these girls who probably got cheated on, and you went to the internet looking for symapthy, but no one gaf. I'm not about to let some parasocial hottie try and put words in my mouth because I noticed a pattern.

Ah, so what I'm hearing is your baby daddy cheated on you and you have no choice but to tolerate him for the sake of your daughter. That's commendable. And the only way you can get your anger at him odd if by coming online screaming on his butterfly app.

I said she should explore other feelings besides the one people like you only identify with and I used rage as an example. There's power in happy music also, but I can tell y'all can't relate because y'all not used to. I think y'all like when Meg posts for sympathy because misery loves company

The fact that you're trying to guesstimate my whole life and personality based on ONE post is the definition of parasocial. You can talk all the shit you want, it won't change the fact that you probably got cheated, and probably ended up with a baby and no one felt sorry for you, hence the outrage

OK, but what does her telling us all this do for us? How does that help you? Were you planning to go date handsome squidward and she "saved" you the trouble? I don't know her, but I recognize patterns when I see it. I don't need to know her to see that

And this is exactly my point. You weren't in that relationship, but the minute she tells the world alleging this man abused her, y'all rally the troops of sympathy? And wtf are you gonna do if I don't shut up?

It doesn't make me mad at all. It just shows me how dumb y'all are and she knows it too. Y'all really have nothing else better to do than to defend this woman. Comedy 😂😂😂

@twothirtythree.bsky.social How you gonna quote repost my shit, but I can't reply? The fact that she posted it yesterday, and y'all are attacking me for simply saying she shouldn't have posted this IS MY POINT

Oh ok, so you got cheated on by an ugly basketball player, and told the internet in detail what happened. How did that work out for you? I had to screenshot and post it because, just like Megan, I noticed how unintelligent are gullible you are so I had to put it in front of you help you out

What y'all are displaying is sympathy. Empathy and sympathy are TWO different things. Y'all don't know this girl hence me saying that. Why are YOU mad that I said she never should've posted it? She knows that y'all are gonna feel sorry for her, hence why she did it and y'all fall for it EVERYTIME

Oh, so now you're my therapist? Funny how a bunch of parasocial weirdos wanna dictate who I am smfor simply saying she never should've posted this. Y'all really have nothing else better to do 😂😂😂

Empathy and sympathy are TWO different things. She gave way more details than just he cheated. I know we're experiencing a literacy crisis, but you hotties cannot be this obtuse. Why are y'all mad that I said she never should've posted this is the question?

The goalpost never moved. Try again

Bur yet you were the one who replied to my post because you didn't like what I said. And wtf are YOU gonna do? You think you can't lose your license talking spicy like this?

You worked real hard on that one didn't you? 🥱

Yea, they told it through the music or a book. SHE told her story through an IG post. Two completely different things precious

Yes tf it is because y'all don't know this girl, OR THESE PEOPLE, is my point! She's not the only rapper to make a love song, boo hoo. But yet she felt the need to tell us IN DETAIL why she left this nigga. For what? How does her revealing this ugly mf is a 304 serve you personally?

There's nothing to be angry about. Giving an opinion does not equate to anger. I know y'all gotta be parasocial since you don't gotta nothing else better to do. Those 17 mentions were 17 people replying and reacting to my ONE post on the matter

But yet here you are in my replies and let's. Tell me, is Megan cutting you check for going this hard with weak comebacks by any chance? No? Then you should quit while you're ahead

For a group of parasocial weirdos who are so angry someone has a different opinion, I would expect better comebacks. You gotta do better than just attacking my looks boo 😂😂😂

I'm sure that's what your mom said when you came out the womb, but she loves you anyway.

Takes one to know one 🙂

Bitch are you?

I vacation there bitch. Do you and your mother wanna come join me? The weathers nice down here 😘

I do use it wisely. That's why I don't kiss and tell. I'm OK with knowing I got everything I have out the mud and didn't have to use my pussy to get it

You really correlated all of that to side bitch behavior? Are you OK ma'am? Did a Handsome Squidward cheat on you once? Also FYI, Megan's been a side bitch before in her life, but that's irrelevant

I also need your A Tribe Called Quest lookin ass to watch your fucking mouth because you're not gonna do shit to me for having an opinion. All of Lauries relationships were public as well but what did she do? Moved on to the next and KEPT HER MOUTH SHUT

How do you know that man was a narc? See how you parasocial assholes just make up shit to fit your narrative based on nothing? She didn't have to make a public statement. She could've just scrubbed all the photos and unfollowed him. Y'all would've got the message then

*Aren't I can tell the lights aren't on upstairs with you either. And what does exposing a cheater do for you? That's not gonna stop cheaters from getting pussy because there will always be some girl around the corner ready to get with them

Nothing because I don't use my pussy to get things in life. That's not the flex you think it is precious lol

But yet she felt the need to tell us in detail how handsome squidward played her despite having all of these alleged options. The parasocialism in your replies are hilarious. It will always be interesting what is people will create abiut you just because you said one thing they don't like 😂😂

By going online, telling us she broke up then going into detail maybe? I know we're experiencing a literacy crisis, but you hotties CAN'T be that obtuse. She knows how parasocial y'all are and she did this for her next album rollout.

And your shallow analysis of my point tells me your parasocial af and gotta live vicariously through a woman who doesn't know you exist because you have nothing else going for you and your life. I hate that for you boo

Make me bitch. I said what tf I said. Either she gonna turn on Tina Snow and ice these niggas out, or grieve in peace. He cheated on her? GO FUCK HIS DADDY INSTEAD OF CRYING ONLINE FOR SYMPATHY. Fuck these niggas

Laurie Harvey is who everyone thinks Megan is. Announcing that Handsome Squidward cheated on her instead of quietly moving on to the next nigga was not a good move. She gotta stop this begging for sympathy shit and start icing these niggas out