Type 1 diabetics drop your numbers!!

My life is pretty good

GRAY IS HERE TO SAY please adopt me

Is it just me, or is it a BlueSky glitch that my notifications don’t clear once I’ve checked them?

Realizing most of my Christmas decorations were associated with my ex, so I have very few left now.

Something is wrong. I’m not motivated by my plants anymore. 😭

Massages are nice and good

Haven’t made soup lately ): What’s your favourite soup recipe?!

Motivation today: non existent

"How does Wikipedia cost so much to run when it can fit on a phone?" has big Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good energy.

Hey siri, what should I write in this birthday card

Totally a silly problem, but I hate when I’m tryina nap and someone turns on a power tool/lawn mower/motorcycle near my window 😫

I was visiting the my nieces today and Stella told me to set a timer on my phone then leave when it goes off. 😭😮‍💨 just savage.

this must be what they mean when they talk about the “woke mob”

Secret time: I can’t tell one Hemsworth from another.

Just some cuteness for your skies!!

Best part of not smoking? Folks can’t say “smell ya later!” To me unless I had a bean burrito for lunch.

3.5 days free from cigarettes!!! Now accepting gold stars :)

Babes, I went to bed and slept like a baby for 2 hours. Now I’m wide awake. This is so rude.

My boo is watching a lot of Marvel movies lately and I’ll pop in half way through one and ask a question and he’s like… how much time do you have? (Answer: none)

I’m a nose picker

Lauren: chose goodness Me: chose violence (refuses to group text with an android)

@schadenfjola.bsky.social welcome to the Good Place!

I’m too cute to have to work this hard 😤

give us a four day workweek

My Uber driver is taking THE most bonkers route to avoid construction and honestly? Nice little sight seeing trip!!

I’d like to listen to the Violet Femmes fast and loud today

G’day, blue skies!

You’re in their dms, I’m making soup to warm their belly

Work is blowing up. I’ll probably put in 60+ hours next week. But you know what? I thrive on this.

Wishing I had charged my phone last night 🤠

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a great band name but a confusing sound

Texting my partner’s family that I am half done Christmas shopping for him (humble brag) so we don’t all get him the same thing (I win)

Sometimes you just need cookies dunked in milk

Just had the weirdest phone exchange “Calling from Dr Menon’s office” - this name is familiar, does a quick google. He operated on my foot 14 years ago. “Yeah we have a referral here for a consult with him” Me: “who referred me?” Her: “Dr Alatrash” - he hasn’t been my doctor for years

I hereby nominate Tyler Childers to headline Edmonton Folk Fest Friday night 2024

I don’t think I’ll totally avoid the NHL, but you won’t catch me actively watching games this year. I just… don’t see the benefit of supporting something that doesn’t support my peers.

Freddie's Fall Sale: out with the old in with the new... we have the following eight canvases on for 25% off! We need to make some room in storage for all the new projects we're working on. :) Let us know if something catches your eye!

It’s been a good couple days in this site for my trans friends and I’m just giddy with glee.

Today I am painting furniture. What are you doing?

My undies are inside out and I cannot be bothered to change it

Hey google; how do I get out of working ever again?

I already ate today and I’m hungry. This is cruel living.

This week hasn’t been very ‘live fast die hard’, but mostly ‘live hard die fast’.

Mushrooms are a real whizzbang, eh?

Attempting to maintain a civilized relationship with my husband while we navigate the waters of divorce is difficult and I want to s c r e a m

Redoing my office because I found a free piece of furniture I wanted to incorporate. Total cost so far? $285. Oops.

This morning Spotify notified me that I sometimes listen to “golf” on Tuesdays. What does this mean 😅

This is such a wholesome place, so I keep my trash talking to the Bad Place.