My latest article is up on Substack (for free). It's about my SPH kink! open.substack.com/pub/sloaness...

Things my cats and I have in common: We are both fiercely independent creatures that are willing to be humiliated for ham.

There are times, usually on rainy days where spring is on the approach, that I really, really miss Dolores O'Riordan.

#Iran #epsteinfiles

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.

I will never get used to the disdain our country holds for brown and Black children. From Palestine to Iran to Sudan, we normalize the destruction of schools and hospitals and daycares. We reduce children to death tolls and their futures to rubble with no consequence or second thought.

Pulp - A Different Class. "Common People" is the best song of the 90s and an anthem for class warfare that is sadly even more relevant now. What an absolute unit of an album. #vinyl #nowplaying #VinylSky #AmListening

BREAKING: NPR investigation just discovered that Pam Bondi’s DOJ is withholding DOZENS of Epstein files about Trump sexually abusing minors! Welcome to the state of the union, America, where the Justice Department is actively breaking the law in order to shield the president . Disgusting Scum

The cover-up just never ends. Rest in peace, Ruben Ray Martinez.

This album turns 30 in one month. Stereolab - Emperor Tomato Ketchup How does time fly. #vinylsky #vinyl #amlistening

God dammit Arsenal

Just in case you didn't believe we were detaining 7 year olds for 2 months in child concentration camps across the country. Save the evidence everywhere for the trials.

A day to give thanks for pussy worship ❤️

Saw them do this album live. It's a great album Echo and the Bunnymen - Ocean Rain #Vinyl #VinylSky #VinylCommunity #VinylCollector #VinylRecords #NowPlaying #NowSpinning

Several years back, I moved from the big bad city to smallsville. I took a job right before the Christmas party. There was karaoke. I sang two songs: 'Parklife' from Blur, & 'Common People' from Pulp. Looking back, I think I might have been a little salty about the move to suburbia.

One of my best friends got good med news this week. He cracked a macabre joke about it. That's just who he is. Like when my dad died. I was grief-shoveling day-old food from the wake, and he turned to me and said, "Ah, enjoying the bereftovers, I see." Never change, man. Glad for good news.

There they go again. Always trying to shove the 'trans' agenda down our throats. *sarcasm* www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/...

What is your random, 'completely not backed by any evidence' theory you hold to be true? Mine is if you date a guy who owns a cat, get ready for receiving the best oral sex of your life.

"Coming up on Channel 4, it's the halftime show of the Super Bowl of American football, featuring madame Gaga and the Bad Bunnay." I swear, you people just make this stuff up.

I'll be honest, Bad Bunny was a little mumbly and the music didn't move me (I am hardly his target demographic), but the visual spectacle was amazing and I got a LOT of the messaging. Loved it, and I thought it just got stronger as it went on. #HalftimeShow

Super Bowl ads dominated by AI and GLP-1s suggest our corporate overlords think we are living in the WALL-E future, but actually we are living in the Andor past.

Oops! My bad!

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.

the Super Bowl ruined the good thing San Fran had going. They had just about convinced every conservative chud that it was a radioactive wasteland of zombies and burning cars, but now barstool & others have been reporting the truth that it's an amazing vibrant city with incredible food. Damn!

Donald Trump won this district in Louisiana by 13 points in 2024. The Democrat just crushed a Republican extremist in this district by 24 points. Folks, that’s a 37 point swing to the left. We can compete everywhere and win anywhere. Let’s keep this up!

BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Really great album that evokes Berlin Bowie, Editors and others. White Lies - Night Light #amlistening #vinylsky #vinyl #PostPunk

Some context for my under-30 friends here: "Kid Rock" is not a nickname for Epstein Island. It's the stage name of a 55 year old man who sings songs about statutory rape. Which probably explains why he is headlining the MAGA alternate Super Bowl party.

No no, I think Lunfast has a better ring to it

This is undeniably moving.

Due to unforeseen events, I was forced to eat a hybrid meal between breakfast and lunch. I wish there was a name for it, perhaps a portmanteau or hybrid of breakfast+lunch, but none exists. I therefore nominate that we call this meal breakfunch.

Arrest her, try her, and find her guilty of being the queen of all our dreams.

Arsenal win the first ever FIFA Women’s Champions Cup 🏆 Renee Slegers' side achieved glory with a 3-2 victory over Corinthians — Caitlin Foord netted the winner in extra-time.

One of the best actors of her generation. Easily one of the best comedians of all time. As much Catherine O’Hara as we got, it was nowhere near enough.

You might be illegal in this country, but if you set up a life and contribute, add taxes to the base and fill jobs, WE NEED YOU. Look at declining first world populations!

MINNESOTA — Mom goes outside to warm up her car, ICE grabs her: "Please, my car kids are all alone in the house!” So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it (H/T longtimehistory)

The best lyrics I have heard in the last 10 years are in this song. Painful, cutting, funny, poignant. "Life's a date you had just for the sake of going out." "I don't want to wake up dead in somebody's dream." Going Nowhere - White Lies #lyrics #musicsky youtu.be/IVDNULKJhm8?...

ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.

God bless and keep this man. May his murderers find no comfort or rest for the entirety of their days.

It turns out that when the good guys do have guns they still get shot in the back by Federal thugs.

In these days of evil presidentes, Working for the clampdown, But lately one or two has fully paid their due For working for the clampdown

Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

Statement from the Minnesota Timberwolves team chaplain with alt text (ht @gregolear.bsky.social)

From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.